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(Message started by: blossom on Jul 11^th, 2005, 8:51pm)

Title: my weekend and my MONDAY!
Post by blossom on Jul 11^th, 2005, 8:51pm

Chris (new one - not bad, ugly, stupid, fat, dumb and totally irresponsible one! However, I know I should have my tush kicked for finding another Chris! I tried to get him to change his name and for some reason he is completely refusing!) and I went on a float trip this weekend... my first time floating. It was a complete blast, ya know, other than being completely hammered and a little "seasick"! Then we camped out. If I need to explain this, I am NOT a camper! I asked before we went if they had installed outlets in the trees yet to which I was completely lied to and told YES! Damn it! My hair was a complete wreck but I still had fun. We got home very early yesterday and unpacked the truck and just chilled. I get up this morning and get ready for work. Driving to work I come to a stop sign and see a PO-LEECE coming about a mile down the road so I come to a complete stop. I pull out and 2 miles later the wanker pulls me over! He walks up to my window and says do you know why I pulled you over? I say NO... Wankerboy says "you rolled through that stop sign back there." Now, let me just say, I may live in Missouri but I'm not a complete idiot! I know enough to obey the traffic laws when you see a black and white rolling along. I had stopped completely! So I proceed to tell him he is full of it basically and he makes me sit there for 10 minutes waiting and walks back up and says I'm going to let you go with a verbal warning... THANKS WANKER! So at this point I am really running late for work. So I let Wankerboy go in front of me, I turn off on the highway and freakin' 3 miles down the road I get pulled over again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, tell me, how can I have such luck with the boys in blue and I can't win the lottery?! So Wankerboy 2 comes up and says do you know what I pulled you over for.... UM, NO! I was going 5 miles over the speed limit - 5 MPH PEOPLE! HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD! I launch into a complete tirade - all the while pushing my cleavage up and out - and Wankerboy 2 lets me go with a warning as well..... Well, I guess I have some luck.....

Karen

Title: Re: my weekend and my MONDAY!
Post by vig on Jul 11^th, 2005, 9:14pm

did you call him 'wankerboy'?
it never works for me...
but I have no cleavage.... ;;D

Title: Re: my weekend and my MONDAY!
Post by blossom on Jul 12^th, 2005, 10:41pm

Nah, I didn't call him wankerboy but by golly I was thinking it! I'm all talk.... ;;D

here is a picture of the crazy folks on the float trip...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/blossom0810/floattrip.jpg

Title: Re: my weekend and my MONDAY!
Post by nani on Jul 12^th, 2005, 10:47pm

I'm glad you had fun and didn't get tickets. :)
I am sure going to miss you in Dallas. :'(
hugs, nani

Title: Re: my weekend and my MONDAY!
Post by blossom on Jul 12^th, 2005, 10:56pm

Me too, Nani! Missing Dallas is a HUGE disappointment but there is always next year, I suppose. Gotta look on the bright side, glass half full, etc., etc....

I love you though and remember me when you are sitting by the pool and hugging all the Clusterheads! :'(

Karen

Title: Re: my weekend and my MONDAY!
Post by nani on Jul 12^th, 2005, 11:01pm

[smiley=bigcry.gif]

*sniffle* OK *sniffle*
We love you, too. :'( :'( :'(

Title: Re: my weekend and my MONDAY!
Post by hdido on Jul 12^th, 2005, 11:03pm

Thank god for cleavage!

Title: Re: my weekend and my MONDAY!
Post by cootie on Jul 12^th, 2005, 11:08pm

What's a float trip ?? I come from avid boater parents and have done alot of intertubeing down rivers and conoeing and kyaking but 'float trip' has me stumped ? Looks like a fun bunch........we've done alot of primitive camping ourself this summer so far. I am pretty good at knowin what to take with not much space to put it that works. Moist towlets have a thousand uses. Hair on pony tail in top of head works too when ya can't groom up. Tiny compact mirrir for face touchups. I can only take what I can get in my saddle bag and in my purse.......limited access Pam

Bet that cop checked to see if ya had priors and since ya didn't (?) he let ya walk with a warning. They rather ruin ya......they love it when they can do that. They feel fulliflled. We have renegade cops out here.....they'll bust ya for spillin a beer on yer shirt or lookin like ya mite wanna go faster. Cleavage mite of saved you.......good thing there's no law against that too !!!!

Title: Re: my weekend and my MONDAY!
Post by sandie99 on Jul 13^th, 2005, 3:35am

Glad you had great time! :)
I have that joy of dealing with cops ahead of me... ;;D