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(Message started by: Langa on Jul 8th, 2005, 3:13pm)
Title: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by Langa on Jul 8th, 2005, 3:13pm
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/mery_scala/remote.jpg

Is it missing anything???

Langa  ;;D
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by LeLimey on Jul 8th, 2005, 3:15pm
a spider catcher.. but I am being picky..  ::)
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by kimmeesue on Jul 8th, 2005, 3:22pm
OH my goodness! How perfect.
I printed the image and taped it to the remote in the kitchen.  When my hubby goes to watch the evening news he'll get a big surprise.
Actually, he's pretty good about everything except the toilet seat.
I'm also sending to my daughter-in-law and future daughter-in-law.
Thanks for a good chuckle.
Kim
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by pattik on Jul 8th, 2005, 3:22pm
;;DWell, it wouldn't hurt if it had a  button for reading and FOLLOWING instruction manuals...hee, hee, hee... ;;D

edited to add: if this post falls into the wrong hands, they will certainly take it off on a tangent ::)
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by Linda_Howell on Jul 8th, 2005, 3:25pm



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WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
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Is it missing anything???



oh Yeah...

 1. peace.   (Off button?)
 2. monogamy



Linda
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by BobG on Jul 8th, 2005, 3:40pm

on 07/08/05 at 15:22:21, pattik wrote:
if this post falls into the wrong hands, they will certainly take it off on a tangent ::)

Hey guys.......what does she mean with that statement?
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by ghost62 on Jul 8th, 2005, 3:52pm
ALL RIGHT toilet seat again ;;D ;;D ;;D look b4 you sit [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by ghost62 on Jul 8th, 2005, 3:52pm
oh yea you forgot the you want us to read your mind button ;) ;;D ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by LeLimey on Jul 8th, 2005, 3:54pm
Thank you Ghost and Bob foe those timely reminders.

WE NEED A BLOODY MUTE BUTTON!
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by ghost62 on Jul 8th, 2005, 4:01pm
Wait I know what every woman wants





































the ability to leave those cool racing stripes like we do ;;D ;;D ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by LeLimey on Jul 8th, 2005, 4:05pm
Ghost.. just you wait. I think I'm going to get a ticker saying one week until I wallop ghost!  >:( ;)
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by ghost62 on Jul 8th, 2005, 4:10pm

on 07/08/05 at 16:05:10, LeLimey wrote:
Ghost.. just you wait. I think I'm going to get a ticker saying one week until I wallop ghost!  >:( ;)

COOL IM GONNA GET WHIPPED BY A CUTE BRIT    [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif]
:o :o :o
;;D ;;D ;;D
;)
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jul 8th, 2005, 4:15pm
How about the 'Translate what I say to what I really mean' button?

No. That would be to easy and she wouldn't be able to say 'You never listen to what I'm saying'.  ;;D
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by Charlie on Jul 8th, 2005, 4:16pm
What....no fast forward?

You have to remember that we're hard to program but we sorta like downloading.  http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/bow.gif

Charlie  
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by LeLimey on Jul 8th, 2005, 4:19pm

on 07/08/05 at 16:16:04, Charlie wrote:
What....no fast forward?

You have to remember that we're hard to program but we sorta like downloading.  http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/bow.gif

Charlie  


*sigh*... back to toilets...

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie... us ladies much prefer UP loading  ;)
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jul 8th, 2005, 4:32pm

on 07/08/05 at 16:19:10, LeLimey wrote:
*sigh*... back to toilets...


The men's room is the one upstairs.
http://funnystuff.blogspirit.com/images/medium_outhouse.jpg
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by Charlie on Jul 8th, 2005, 4:32pm

Quote:
us ladies much prefer UP loading


Why what ever do you mean?  http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/around look.gif

As they say: When it comese to sex; spray it don't say it.

Sorry, it's one I just heard.  ::)
Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/glance up.gif
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by pattik on Jul 8th, 2005, 5:34pm

on 07/08/05 at 16:16:04, Charlie wrote:
What....no fast forward?

You have to remember that we're hard to program but we sorta like downloading.  http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/bow.gif

Charlie  

[smiley=crackup.gif]That's what I mean by a tangent :-X
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jul 8th, 2005, 5:38pm
I didn't see "Cook Dinner" or "Clean up Kitchen" on there!

What about "Back Rub Now" "Foot Massage"

C'mon girls, we can do better! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by Tiannia on Jul 8th, 2005, 5:57pm
How about a

Take care of yourself button

Turn off the TV and look at me when you talk to me button

or a simple one

Say Please when you ask for something or simply ask rather then order it button.
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by broomhilda on Jul 8th, 2005, 8:56pm
Does it vibrate? ;) ;;D
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by Sean_C on Jul 8th, 2005, 9:02pm

on 07/08/05 at 20:56:23, broomhilda wrote:
Does it vibrate? ;) ;;D


ROTFLMMFAO  ;;D
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by Sean_C on Jul 8th, 2005, 9:06pm
Brooms this model might be better ;;D

http://www.funnypop.com/images/boycontrol.jpg
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by broomhilda on Jul 8th, 2005, 9:18pm
LMAO heres the mens...

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/4dbbbb25/remotes.jpg&cb=1115204527
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by Langa on Jul 8th, 2005, 9:57pm

on 07/08/05 at 20:56:23, broomhilda wrote:
Does it vibrate? ;) ;;D


8)


Quote:
I didn't see "Cook Dinner" or "Clean up Kitchen" on there!

What about "Back Rub Now" "Foot Massage"


These should be MANDATORY buttons in all he-motes... ;;D

Langa
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by mcf69 on Jul 8th, 2005, 10:48pm
Now wait a minute here, who's going to put the batteries in these things so you ladies can use them??????   ;)

Sorry-just had to put my two cents in........ ;;D
Title: Re: WHAT EVERY WOMAN WANTS...
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 10th, 2005, 9:42am
None of em' have a woman's all important "Let me make a Big Deal over nothing". button.

Never mind - that's what all the other buttons are for already. - It's obviously much more fun to grate on our spinal columns one little button at a time.  [smiley=bigcry.gif]  [smiley=laugh.gif]        

Regardless, my wife wants to know where she can get one of each.  

Tom


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