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(Message started by: notseinfeld on Jul 7^th, 2005, 4:44pm)

Title: Hamster Havoc
Post by notseinfeld on Jul 7^th, 2005, 4:44pm

Hamster Thrown From Remote-Controlled Monster Truck

http://www.spapatrol.com/impropaganda/hampster.jpg

MILTON, MA—Tragedy was narrowly averted in the Bourke household Monday, when Harry, the family's pet hamster, was violently thrown from the 4" by 4" payload of a toy Ford F-350 monster truck.

According to reports, the toy vehicle was racing through a living-room obstacle course—which included a coffee-table-coaster slalom, a cardboard ramp, and a Dixie-cup pyramid—when it swerved out of control and crashed into a Lincoln Log structure, sending the hamster flying through the monster truck's driver-side window and knocking over three nearby Fisher-Price Little People.

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Full Story from TheOnion.com here:
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4127

Title: Re: Hamster Havoc
Post by ghost62 on Jul 7^th, 2005, 4:53pm

[smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=hug.gif]for Harry

Title: Re: Hamster Havoc
Post by E-Double on Jul 7^th, 2005, 6:30pm

thought it was gonna be a gerbil story [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Hamster Havoc
Post by Jonny on Jul 7^th, 2005, 6:58pm

on 07/07/05 at 18:30:31, E-Double wrote:

thought it was gonna be a gerbil story [smiley=laugh.gif]

Me too, seeing that the city Don lives in borders Milton, Ma...I kid you not ;;D

Title: Re: Hamster Havoc
Post by don on Jul 7^th, 2005, 10:22pm

UH Jonny?

I live in the same town as you. Remember?

That couldn't have happened in Milton. They wouldn't be caught dead in anything less than a Lincoln Navigator.

Title: Re: Hamster Havoc
Post by cootie on Jul 7^th, 2005, 10:49pm

Did they place the injured hamster in a cardboard tube convinceing him it was a much needed MRI ? Slip slidein away Pam 8)

Title: Re: Hamster Havoc
Post by Kevin_M on Jul 7^th, 2005, 11:44pm

Joyriding

no seatbelt

using cell phone

no insurance

fine: community service, running squeaky exercise wheel two hours a night to power Harry's nightlight.

probation terms: home ankle bracelet to be worn in cage for two weeks confinement. Sawdust samples to be piss tested daily for traces of M&Ms.

rehab: Don's defensive driving class. No sitting in cupholder or changing the radio station.

Title: Re: Hamster Havoc
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 8^th, 2005, 12:02am

Mmmmm. Good eating those hamsters. Gotta lovely recipe, too.

Title: Re: Hamster Havoc
Post by TomM on Jul 8^th, 2005, 11:12am

on 07/07/05 at 23:44:32, Kevin_M wrote:

Joyriding

no seatbelt

using cell phone

no insurance

Bet he was under age, too. Dam teenagers!
TomM 8)