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(Message started by: Frank_W on Jul 5^th, 2005, 6:53pm)

Title: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Frank_W on Jul 5^th, 2005, 6:53pm

:P :o [smiley=eek5.gif]

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/5961/tanmuch3hx2kj.jpg

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Sean_C on Jul 5^th, 2005, 7:11pm

Nice tits.

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by BobG on Jul 5^th, 2005, 7:25pm

I think that is a monkey with all it's fur burned off.

Sean...........been a long time since you've seen any titties huh?
;;D

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Langa on Jul 5^th, 2005, 7:29pm

Anywho, please tell me that's a photoshop deal....that's awful...and that can't possibly be her BREASTS all the way down there? :-[

Please tell me it ain't so...

Langa

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Jul 5^th, 2005, 7:36pm

Ohmigod!

It reminds me of way back when I lived in St. Petersburg, FL. Old, lizard-skinned people basking on the beach.

Sorry, Langa - those probably ARE her breasts. Old age and gravity ......

Kris

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by BobG on Jul 5^th, 2005, 7:37pm

Sorry to tell you this Langa but, Yep, it's real.

Usually happens around the age of 40.

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Jul 5^th, 2005, 7:40pm

Go to the corner and put on the dunce cap, Bob.

49 and still kinda perky,

Kris

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Jonny on Jul 5^th, 2005, 7:47pm

Key words to watch out for ;;D

on 07/05/05 at 19:40:40, Kris_in_SJ wrote:

still kinda perky,

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Jul 5^th, 2005, 8:07pm

That was a mistake....

What I meant to say was "quite perky!"

K.

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Sean_C on Jul 5^th, 2005, 8:14pm

on 07/05/05 at 20:07:03, Kris_in_SJ wrote:

That was a mistake....

What I meant to say was "quite perky!"

Can you send me a pic ;;D I wanna see "quite perky" ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Redd715 on Jul 5^th, 2005, 8:14pm

One word

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Jonny on Jul 5^th, 2005, 8:36pm

on 07/05/05 at 20:07:03, Kris_in_SJ wrote:

What I meant to say was "quite perky!"

Translation....."Man, do I need a fuckin boob job quick!!!"

............................................;;D

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Redd715 on Jul 5^th, 2005, 8:39pm

on 07/05/05 at 20:36:31, Jonny wrote:

Translation....."Man, do I need a fuckin boob job quick!!!"

............................................;;D

So do I......a reduction! :-/

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by purpleydog on Jul 5^th, 2005, 8:45pm

She looks like she has a suit on of some kind. Hell, she may only be 30. I remember a couple of girls I saw about 20 years ago or so, and they were so darkly tanned, they looked black.

Some sun worshippers don't realize what yer gonna look like in 15 to 20 years. Not to mention skin cancer.

As far as the boobs... gravity sucks. Bigtime. ::)

( I don't think a boob job's gonna make a damn bit of difference, do you? If they were high to the sky, would you do date her?)

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by ghost62 on Jul 5^th, 2005, 8:48pm

Remember ladied if you stand on your head they point up ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Langa on Jul 5^th, 2005, 8:51pm

on 07/05/05 at 20:39:59, Redd715 wrote:

So do I......a reduction! :-/

they grow back girl... :-/

Langa

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by purpleydog on Jul 5^th, 2005, 8:56pm

on 07/05/05 at 20:48:22, ghost62 wrote:

Remember ladied if you stand on your head they point up ;;D ;;D ;;D

If I stood on my head, I would suffocate myself.

Like I said...

gravity sucks. It works either way...

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Sean_C on Jul 5^th, 2005, 8:57pm

ROTFLMMFAO PD ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by ghost62 on Jul 5^th, 2005, 8:58pm

on 07/05/05 at 20:56:03, purpleydog wrote:

If I stood on my head, I would suffocate myself.

Like I said...

gravity sucks. It works either way...

some of us say THANK YOU GRAVITY!!! ;;D ;;D ;;D :o :o

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jul 5^th, 2005, 9:32pm

Holy crap that is friggin gross. I didnt even see the "tits" til Langa mentioned it. I thought it was hopefully a guy. That is friggin gross having tits in the middle of your stomach. Super huge tits in the middle of the stomach is one thing, but having an A-cup right in the middle of your stomach is plain wrong.
Her legs look like she is wearing some sort of suit.

At least with clusters, you can take a shot and get relief.
BMonee

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by broomhilda on Jul 5^th, 2005, 9:36pm

LMAO Chris ;;D

She doesn't need a bra, she needs a belt!

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by cootie on Jul 5^th, 2005, 10:11pm

liveing trail bolongna ?

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by nani on Jul 5^th, 2005, 10:42pm

[smiley=eek.gif]

Shit...my grandmother always used to tell me that if I spent too much time in the sun, my skin would look like leather. I thought she was exaggerating....

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by sandie99 on Jul 6^th, 2005, 2:39am

:o [smiley=eek.gif]
Luckily for me I burn so easily so I don't spend much time trying to get suntan... :)
I won't be looking like that...ever.

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by LeLimey on Jul 6^th, 2005, 4:24am

Good grief I can't believe how mean you lot are. Show some respect. That poor woman has furniture disease* and you carry on like this????? ::) ;)

* furniture disease - where your chest falls into your drawers.....

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by LadyElaine on Jul 6^th, 2005, 10:24am

Now you know why when I am at the lake I wear a hat a shirt and jeans, and not a bathing suit! ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Frank_W on Jul 6^th, 2005, 10:39am

LMAO!! I have an old, battered A-2 flying jacket that looks just like her! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Modified to say, uh... without the abdominal-boobs, I mean.

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Langa on Jul 6^th, 2005, 10:42am

on 07/06/05 at 04:24:26, LeLimey wrote:

LMAO! Helen, you ain't right! [smiley=laugh.gif]

I still refuse to believe that pic is real…cause I can’t understand why anybody with breasts like that would show them off with a lil bikini top…wait, show off the whole body?…and what are her relatives doing letting her out in the sun, has she not caused herself enough damage? I’m way over analytical.

Are there any excercises that will help your bosom stay perky? :P

Langa

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Frank_W on Jul 6^th, 2005, 10:45am

on 07/06/05 at 10:42:45, Langa wrote:

Are there any excercises that will help your bosom stay perky? :P

Yes. Bench press, flies, etc. Any resistance exercise that builds the pectoral muscles.

(Or else you could just hang upside down and smother yourself, a la PurpleyDog) LOL!

I would also like to offer my services as a supporting porter. For a small fee at the convention, I will be happy to walk behind you, cupping your boobies and holding them up, so that they will maintain their perkiness. Uh.. All in the interest of being kind and helpful, of course. ;;D

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by nani on Jul 6^th, 2005, 10:46am

on 07/06/05 at 10:42:45, Langa wrote:

Are there any excercises that will help your bosom stay perky? :P

Langa

You may be too young to remember, but back in the day one would push their hands together (with elbows straight out and chant "We must, we must, we must develop our busts." Can ya feel the burn? ;)

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by ClusterChuck on Jul 6^th, 2005, 10:55am

on 07/06/05 at 10:42:45, Langa wrote:

Are there any excercises that will help your bosom stay perky?

Umm ... Yes there are. But before I can advise you on which ones to use, I need to do a full examination. I need to examine them in depth, and up close. Remove your clothes, please ...

And to quote Rusty Warren:
Booze makes your boobies bigger. But don't drink gin, it makes them thin. And take a drink with one hand, and then switch to the other. After all, you don't want one to hang to the floor, do you?

They used to say that buttermilk makes your boobies bigger. But, did you ever try to get your knocker into one of those cardboard cartons?

Go here, http://www.rustywarren.com/ and click on: CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE FAMOUS ANTHEM

Chuck

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by alchemy on Jul 6^th, 2005, 11:18am

it's not bad enough someone got a picture of my mom but to make fun of her. come on she's not bad for 55

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Langa on Jul 6^th, 2005, 11:30am

I have decided to just do push-ups till the day I die to maintain the perkiness... :-/

Langa

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by clarence on Jul 6^th, 2005, 11:30am

I think I'm going to be sick. This is horrid.

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by giffy76 on Jul 6^th, 2005, 12:32pm

I'm gonna have to agree with the little boy in the back ground of the pic.

BobG is correct, it is a monkey with its fur burnt off.

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by vig on Jul 6^th, 2005, 12:37pm

that is wrong.... just plain wrong.
ick
;;D

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by aprilbee on Jul 6^th, 2005, 12:39pm

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Holy Freakin Shit!!!

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by giffy76 on Jul 6^th, 2005, 12:45pm

I don't know about you guys, but I think she would be an excellent dominatrix. She already has the leather suit, all she needs is the whips and ball gag.

I'm game. ( I think I just threw up in my mouth)

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by aprilbee on Jul 6^th, 2005, 1:17pm

on 07/06/05 at 12:45:53, giffy76 wrote:

I knew I should have waited til I was done eating to come back to this post!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by TheMasterBaker on Jul 6^th, 2005, 2:29pm

on 07/05/05 at 21:32:32, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:

...........At least with clusters, you can take a shot and get relief.
BMonee

BWAHHH HAAA HAHH......he he he

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by Bethany1 on Jul 6^th, 2005, 2:42pm

I just don't think that picture is real..... Look at her leg.. It looks like a rubber suit.

It is pretty damn disgusting and vile if it is real.

Wrong Wrong Wrong. [smiley=hurl.gif]

Title: Re: Ladies, please remember to use your sunblock!
Post by blossom on Jul 6^th, 2005, 7:04pm

on 07/05/05 at 20:51:33, Langa wrote:

they grow back girl... :-/

Langa

oh sweet Mary Mother of God! Don't tell me that... breast reduction 2 years ago!

I'm a little floored by the way - I will wear a bra 24/7 for the rest of my life to keep my itty-bittys up where they belong!

I have to go pray now that my boobs don't grow back.