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Title: Tuesday blonde joke Post by ghost62 on Jul 5th, 2005, 4:28pm My wife who is blonde came running up to me in the driveway the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" I said, “Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said "Oh, honey, There's more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to Have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both Tests came out positive!" |
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Title: Re: Tuesday blonde joke Post by Kirk on Jul 5th, 2005, 4:31pm Here we go again. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Tuesday blonde joke Post by maffumatt on Jul 5th, 2005, 4:33pm LOL you poor bastard, CONGRATS!!!!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Tuesday blonde joke Post by ghost62 on Jul 5th, 2005, 4:56pm Its a joke my wife who is also a blonde aint pregnant [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;;D ;;D And she hate all my blonde jokes ;;D |
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Title: Re: Tuesday blonde joke Post by Donna_D. on Jul 5th, 2005, 4:58pm Whew.... In that case... A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street. [smiley=laugh.gif] DD |
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Title: Re: Tuesday blonde joke Post by aprilbee on Jul 5th, 2005, 5:12pm [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] I'm brunette through and through, but my husband swears I was a blonde in some past life.... :) |
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Title: Re: Tuesday blonde joke Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jul 5th, 2005, 9:36pm Man, that was funny. Ya gotta love blond jokes. PF Wishes BMonee |
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Title: Re: Tuesday blonde joke Post by DonnaHar on Jul 5th, 2005, 9:56pm For some reason, I just don't get blonde jokes. They are never really funny. Just every day life. But do keep them coming! Blonde Donna |
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Title: Re: Tuesday blonde joke Post by cootie on Jul 5th, 2005, 11:22pm Lately I've tried to open the back house door with my truck lock/unlock device. Does that qualify as a dumb blonde joke. Stocks and blondes Pam |
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Title: Re: Tuesday blonde joke Post by Linda_Howell on Jul 5th, 2005, 11:58pm hmmmmmm Quote:
She's not alone. Linda |
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Title: Re: Tuesday blonde joke Post by sandie99 on Jul 6th, 2005, 2:21am [smiley=laugh.gif] You know, one of my blonde pals has a t-shirt with text: BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN BRUNETTES HAVE MORE LIFE REDHEADS HAVE MORE EDGE What do you think of that? |
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Title: Re: Tuesday blonde joke Post by ClusterChuck on Jul 6th, 2005, 10:30am on 07/05/05 at 23:58:11, Linda_Howell wrote:
Ah, quit your whinnin, blondie. ;) :-* Chuck |
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