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(Message started by: don on Jul 1^st, 2005, 7:16am)

Title: CH?? Get over it!
Post by don on Jul 1^st, 2005, 7:16am

Quote:

For you guys in especially Australia and USA go find out about Quantum Touch (its common there). Its energy work (alternative med/treatment) using resonance and vibration found in our bodies and the practitioner simply runs energy into your body and your body will heal itself. The last attack i had (last year) lasted only 2 days with 3 very very mild ones. All i did was have someone run energy into my neck, shoulders and head at the first sign of a recurring pain. I had this treatment 2 days in a row and got over it.

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by E-Double on Jul 1^st, 2005, 7:30am

What if we do not have the naturally occuring vibrations at the necessary levels for the practioner???

Do we have to walk around with ????

http://e-radiography.net/ibase5/Abdomen/slides/Abdomen_fb_ano_vibrator_2.jpg

inside of us to get relief? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by LeLimey on Jul 1^st, 2005, 7:55am

::) Resonance?? Tell Quasimodo..

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by Frank_W on Jul 1^st, 2005, 8:35am

Jeez.... Where do these idiots come from? :-/

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by seasonalboomer on Jul 1^st, 2005, 8:49am

How can you argue with ad copy like this:

"Whether you are a complete novice, a physician, chiropractor, acupuncturist, reflexologist, Qigong practitioner, massage therapist, or other health-care professional, Quantum-Touch allows you a dimension of healing that heretofore has not seemed possible. Remarkably, this work amplifies the effectiveness of a wide spectrum of healing modalities."

Abridged Version of same copy:

"Almost any morally corrupt idiot can rip off desperate sufferers of any ailment by lying to them and falsely offering hope."

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by aprilbee on Jul 1^st, 2005, 9:07am

[smiley=ohjez.gif] Geez! It's ALMOST funny!![smiley=slowlaugh.gif]

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 1^st, 2005, 9:31am

Can ya buy the $$mil home model - sounds like anyone can use it?

Is it true that their wagon in pulled up in the town square in Podunk USA where you can get one at an unbelieveable discount?

Who do I have to see.... Dr. Wonder Trust?

If that x-ray is right that's one hell of an electrode. I may haf-ta' fight the wife for it and don't think I'll hava' a chance of winnin'.

Does it cure toe nail fungus? How bout' stupidity.

Can't get over how excited the wife is about this cure.

::)
Tom

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by sandie99 on Jul 1^st, 2005, 9:39am

Hmm.... ::)
One guy did try to energy treat my ch last summer, but lead into nothing. Luckily all I lost was time since he didn't charge me anything.

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by Kirk on Jul 1^st, 2005, 11:25am

If it was legit, I would have seen an infomercial about it at oh dark hundred in the morning.

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by notseinfeld on Jul 1^st, 2005, 12:16pm

Woe is this guy if Ueli gets hold of him.

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by Charlie on Jul 1^st, 2005, 5:20pm

Oh good..... We have another.....

Ueli will surely have some fun here. Bring on the Boji Stones. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/nono2.gif

Are they selling some kind of device here? This is new to me. Normally, you just pay some loon for his performance....lots too.

It's all yours Ueli.

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/pills.gif

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by alienspacebabe on Jul 1^st, 2005, 9:00pm

on 07/01/05 at 07:16:44, don wrote:

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it work using resonance and vibration...in our bodies

and the practitioner simply runs it into your body ...
I had this treatment 2 days in a row and got over it.

HEY LADIES!!!
Apparently vibrators cure CH....

I think I'll post this on the medications and treatments page....
Damn, I think I'll have to start a study on the effectiveness of vibrators... Anyone willing to participate?

Lizzie, who has a new view on what could be in the goodie bags in Dallas......

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jul 1^st, 2005, 10:45pm

I guess we'll all try anything huh?
Hey where's the lithium?
BMonee

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by nani on Jul 1^st, 2005, 11:33pm

on 07/01/05 at 21:00:23, alienspacebabe wrote:

Apparently vibrators cure CH....

Damn, I think I'll have to start a study on the effectiveness of vibrators... Anyone willing to participate?

Lizzie, who has a new view on what could be in the goodie bags in Dallas......
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Um, I'm in....

Purely for beta testing purposes, of course. I'll do anything to help.... ::)

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 12:23am

I've heard that vibrators chip your teeth.

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by Ueli on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 9:15am

Quote:

Its energy work using resonance and vibration found in our bodies.

The usual conglomeration of scientifically sounding words, strung together to a grandiloquent nonsense phrase.
Not worth a second thought.
[smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: CH?? Get over it!
Post by Melissa on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 5:39pm

on 07/02/05 at 09:15:23, Ueli wrote:

The usual conglomeration of scientifically sounding words, strung together to a grandiloquent nonsense phrase.

Don't ever read this after having a few more brews than what is considered "moderation". [smiley=gocrazy.gif]