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(Message started by: don on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:19pm)
Title: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by don on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:19pm
ROFLMMFAO!

I'll just let her explain. LMAO.
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Langa on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:31pm
Bugs...?  :-[

Girl!

Langa
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by LeLimey on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:31pm
Oh Bloody Hell Don! I told you not to go visiting her you old fleabag!  :P
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by aprilbee on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:35pm
[smiley=confused.gif] I'm confused, are they on her or at her home or what???

[smiley=eek.gif] I HATE bugs of any shape or form!!  
cept spiders....they eat all the bugs!!  ewwwwwww.... :o
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by don on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:36pm
I aint talkin. LMAO!
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Charlie on Jun 29th, 2005, 2:40pm
Homeland Security, FBI, or more traditional?

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/swat.gif http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/spray.gif
Charlie
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Bethany1 on Jun 29th, 2005, 2:49pm
DON!!!!!!!!   You A$$.      :P

Ok, heres what happened this morning.... I took a shower and it was really hot this morning, so I put on my silky bathrobe, instead of getting dressed. I sat down at the computer and was playing a game when I felt something on my back. I thought it was just my hair, cause you guys know my hair is pretty long... well, it wasen't my hair, it was an ant. A HUGE ONE... LIKE THE MOTHER OF ALL ANTS. It was on my back, but not like your high back where your shoulders are..... the crack of your a$$ back.  I was jumping up and down screaming and I squished it, on the crack of my ass. It was disgusting. So that was my morning.
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Racer1_NC on Jun 29th, 2005, 2:58pm

Quote:
.... the crack of your a$$ back.  I was jumping up and down screaming and I squished it, on the crack of my ass.


You are supposed to be gentle with ants, they can't take the rough stuff like other species can.
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Charlie on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:01pm
Yikes. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/willy.gif

The big ones are good protein though http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/cook.gif

Charlie
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Frank_W on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:05pm

on 06/29/05 at 15:01:26, Charlie wrote:
Yikes. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/willy.gif

The big ones are good protein though http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/cook.gif

Charlie



Plus, they stay crunchy in milk
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by don on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:16pm
Is it still there?
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by thomas on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:19pm

on 06/29/05 at 15:16:40, don wrote:
Is it still there?

Hmmmm suprised you didn't say "I wish I was an ant."  ;;D
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by don on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:25pm
I am a collector of dead ants.

Here to help!
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Jimi on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:29pm
****************************pics***************************
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Langa on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:45pm

on 06/29/05 at 14:49:07, Bethany1 wrote:
DON!!!!!!!!   You A$$.      :P

Ok, heres what happened this morning.... I took a shower and it was really hot this morning, so I put on my silky bathrobe, instead of getting dressed. I sat down at the computer and was playing a game when I felt something on my back. I thought it was just my hair, cause you guys know my hair is pretty long... well, it wasen't my hair, it was an ant. A HUGE ONE... LIKE THE MOTHER OF ALL ANTS. It was on my back, but not like your high back where your shoulders are..... the crack of your a$$ back.  I was jumping up and down screaming and I squished it, on the crack of my ass. It was disgusting. So that was my morning.


[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Langa
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by pattik on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:57pm
;;D...good thing it wasn't a fire ant..... ;;D
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by ghost62 on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:58pm
My voices say you should always have a friend remove crack ants ...  ;;D ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by thomas on Jun 29th, 2005, 4:00pm

on 06/29/05 at 15:57:10, pattik wrote:
;;D...good thing it wasn't a fire ant..... ;;D

Yes it is a good thing, otherwise she would have a hot ass.  LMMFAO!!!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Bethany1 on Jun 29th, 2005, 4:32pm

on 06/29/05 at 15:57:10, pattik wrote:
;;D...good thing it wasn't a fire ant..... ;;D



ouchy.  [smiley=nono.gif]

you guys are funny. Nothing like a squished ant in the a$$ to get ya in the mood, eh?

[smiley=hurl.gif]
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Racer1_NC on Jun 29th, 2005, 4:34pm

on 06/29/05 at 16:32:31, Bethany1 wrote:
Nothing like a squished ant in the a$$ to get ya in the mood, eh?


What ever works for you I suppose.  ;;D
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by sandie99 on Jun 29th, 2005, 4:42pm
I HATE huge ants! :o
Thank goodness I've seen few of those only outside...
I do hope it didn't spoil your day, Bethany... :)
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by don on Jun 29th, 2005, 4:50pm

Quote:
I do hope it didn't spoil your day, Bethany


Well Gee. Why would a piece of dead vermin squashed into the crack of your ass spoil your day? LMAO
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by TomM on Jun 29th, 2005, 4:59pm
Is "Ant" code for "Crabs"?  [smiley=huh.gif]

OK--I'm gonna hide--or at least duck and cover.
TomM
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 29th, 2005, 5:34pm

on 06/29/05 at 14:49:07, Bethany1 wrote:
A HUGE ONE... LIKE THE MOTHER OF ALL ANTS. It was on my back, but not like your high back where your shoulders are..... the crack of your a$$ back.  I was jumping up and down screaming and I squished it


I had an aunt that did crack once.  She was kinda jumping around a lot before it squished her too! [smiley=spit.gif].

P.S. You have every right to seek vengence for havin' to explain this one.

Tom  
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Bethany1 on Jun 29th, 2005, 5:48pm

on 06/29/05 at 16:59:35, TomM wrote:
Is "Ant" code for "Crabs"?  [smiley=huh.gif]


NO ITS NOT CODE FOR CRABS!!!!! IT WAS A FREAKIN ANT, YOU KNOW... THE ONES ON THE GROUND THAT SQUIRM AROUND AND INVADE YOUR HOME IN THE SUMMER! SHEESH!   :P :P :P :P

edit to add.... Don I'm going to kill you.
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Candycane on Jun 29th, 2005, 5:58pm
Bethany, all I can say  [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] Glad you got em though before....

Slow day Don?????
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by thomas on Jun 29th, 2005, 6:00pm

on 06/29/05 at 17:58:52, Candycane wrote:
Slow day Don?????


No, not really, just a slow Don day as usual.
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Jonny on Jun 29th, 2005, 6:00pm

on 06/29/05 at 17:48:43, Bethany1 wrote:
INVADE YOUR HOME  


Looks like he invaded more than your home....I will wait till Dallas to form an opinion on if it was a quality invade or not ;;D
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by thomas on Jun 29th, 2005, 6:13pm

on 06/29/05 at 18:00:42, Jonny wrote:
Looks like he invaded more than your home....I will wait till Dallas to form an opinion on if it was a quality invade or not ;;D

Anal invasion.  LMMFAO!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by E-Double on Jun 29th, 2005, 8:07pm

on 06/29/05 at 18:00:42, Jonny wrote:
Looks like he invaded more than your home....I will wait till Dallas to form an opinion on if it was a quality invade or not ;;D


I was thinking the same thing [smiley=laugh.gif]
I am A$$man ;)
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Sean_C on Jun 29th, 2005, 8:23pm
Beth thinks there's a bite mark, I can't see it,............. you? Maybe its lower  ;;D

Hope your PF Beth,  big hugs comin at ya  ;)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/35/024_AA513~Jeans-Girl.jpg

Sean.......................................
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Kevin_M on Jun 29th, 2005, 8:29pm
...and her over there, that's my Anty Beth.  She's not really my aunt, but we call her Anty Beth anyway.

Then why do you call her that?
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by cootie on Jun 29th, 2005, 10:43pm
Did ya take anouther shower ? Ant spackle cleanup. Ya know them big ants will bite down when ya try and kill em and there head stays attached. Have ya looked to make sure ya didn't have a second pair of eyes back there starein up at ya.....bodyless. Wipein up the rear Pam
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by ClusterChuck on Jun 30th, 2005, 4:55am
Would you squish me, too, if it was ME back there??  I always did like it when you got a bit rough .. .. ..
[smiley=oops.gif]
Ahem ... .. ...

Hope the rest of the day was better for you ...

Chuck
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Langa on Jun 30th, 2005, 6:22am

on 06/29/05 at 22:43:22, cootie wrote:
Did ya take anouther shower ? Ant spackle cleanup. Ya know them big ants will bite down when ya try and kill em and there head stays attached. Have ya looked to make sure ya didn't have a second pair of eyes back there starein up at ya.....bodyless. Wipein up the rear Pam


:-[

Girl, have your hubby check the crack if he hasn't already...can't be having no ant head stuck in there... :P

Langa





Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by LeLimey on Jun 30th, 2005, 6:47am

on 06/29/05 at 17:48:43, Bethany1 wrote:
.... Don I'm going to kill you.



And what have we leant from all this?! NEVER tell Don ANYTHING!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 30th, 2005, 7:04am
I did some reading about ants last night and it's pretty consistently stated the where there is one there's usually a hole whole colony.  

May need an exterminator to take a look.   ;;D

Tom
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by don on Jun 30th, 2005, 7:44am
http://www.killsbugsdead.com/i/raid_home_peglar_24.jpg
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by TomM on Jun 30th, 2005, 8:30am

on 06/29/05 at 20:23:57, Sean_C wrote:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/35/024_AA513~Jeans-Girl.jpg

Oh lawdy, lawd!!!!!! Hmmm Hmmm, good.
TomM 8)
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Rock_Lobster on Jun 30th, 2005, 9:14am

on 06/29/05 at 16:59:35, TomM wrote:
Is "Ant" code for "Crabs"?


'Ant' is likely code for 'some insect'.  It was in the crack of her ass, then she smashed it into a wad of unidentifiable bug remains.  Thus, she never saw any 'ant', unless she is a chinese acrobat.  

Whatever it was, it had plenty of time to lay its eggs in her skin.  
http://www.colostate.edu/Depts/Entomology/images/beetle.gif
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Frank_W on Jun 30th, 2005, 9:21am

on 06/29/05 at 20:23:57, Sean_C wrote:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/35/024_AA513~Jeans-Girl.jpg


Ohhhhh my....  :) My day has been brightened. Thank you, Sean!  :)
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by TomM on Jun 30th, 2005, 10:28am
Time to hijack this thread!!!

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/gallery/vacation/llohan.jpg
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by giffy76 on Jun 30th, 2005, 10:55am
Tom, you're gonna have to do better than that to redeem yourself for posting the guy pics earlier. LOL
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by TomM on Jun 30th, 2005, 11:14am

on 06/30/05 at 10:55:28, giffy76 wrote:
Tom, you're gonna have to do better than that to redeem yourself for posting the guy pics earlier. LOL

Hmmmmmmmm....what about this?

Two of me favorites...pretty women and BMW's.

http://images.rand0m.org/bimmer/bimmer01.jpg

EDIT: Looks like http://images.rand0m.org doesn't like me hot linking to thier pics. The link is in my next post.
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by ghost62 on Jun 30th, 2005, 11:27am
Ive never seen that model before, is it the little red x model?  ;;D ;;D ;;D

The voices say they like it though  ;;D ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by TomM on Jun 30th, 2005, 11:29am

on 06/30/05 at 11:27:06, ghost62 wrote:
The voices say they like it though  ;;D ;;D ;;D

Go here: http://rand0m.org/gallery.php?gid=4&showall=1
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Jonny on Jun 30th, 2005, 5:41pm

on 06/30/05 at 10:55:28, giffy76 wrote:
Tom, you're gonna have to do better than that to redeem yourself for posting the guy pics earlier. LOL


Dude, you are SOOO RIGHT!!!!

Just when you thought he was out...he tries to pull himself back in (Buzzer noise) ;;D
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Bethany1 on Jun 30th, 2005, 5:58pm
Please let this thread die.... its so embarrassing.  :P :P :P

Anty Ass Bug Beth
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by thomas on Jun 30th, 2005, 6:02pm

on 06/30/05 at 17:58:45, Bethany1 wrote:
Please let this thread die.... its so embarrassing.  :P :P :P

Anty Ass Bug Beth

LMAO, she will never tell don another thing again for as long as she lives.  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Beth Has Bugs................
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 30th, 2005, 6:42pm

on 06/30/05 at 17:58:45, Bethany1 wrote:
Please let this thread die.... its so embarrassing.  :P :P :P

Anty Ass Bug Beth



Not as embarassing as this pic of Don and his latest fling, Im sure...
http://tinypic.com/6iy1xv.jpg


No thanks necessary, Beth...that is what sisters are for ;;D !!

Hey, Don   :-*


DD


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