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(Message started by: giffy76 on Jun 29th, 2005, 9:43am)
Title: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by giffy76 on Jun 29th, 2005, 9:43am
July 3rd, my boy Anthony will be going to church camp until the following Sat.

July 3rd, my girl Kaitlyn will be leavig with the in-laws until the following Sat.

July 3rd, my wife and I will not know what to do for a week without kids. It's been 11 years. What do childless couples do? Sobriety will not be one of them!!

Me.
Sex, drinking, sex, sex, drinking, eat, sex, sex, sex, drinking, drinking, sleep, tylenol, sleep, sex, drinking, and so on and so on.

Her
Shopping, quality time, shopping, shopping, get off me, shopping, talk on the phone, shopping, look at my new purse, get off me, shopping. and so on and so on.

I'll bet I hit the nail on the head.
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by Candycane on Jun 29th, 2005, 10:25am
author=giffy76l

Her
Shopping, quality time, shopping, shopping, get off me, shopping, talk on the phone, shopping, look at my new purse, get off me, shopping. and so on and so on.

I'll bet I hit the nail on the head.

That probably sounds about right.....have a great time!
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by aprilbee on Jun 29th, 2005, 10:35am
want some advice?  no?  Okay, I'll give it to you anyway! ;)

no kids means you can be very romantic...I know this is so cliched, but wine and dine her...light candles... whisper in her ear how beautiful she is and how much you still love her after 11 years and obviously how much she can still turn you on!!  no groping, just sweet and soft touching, she won't want to go shopping after that!!  

have fun!!!   ;)

did I just reveal a little too much about myself?   ::)  I'm such a nit.... :-/
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by ghost62 on Jun 29th, 2005, 10:40am

on 06/29/05 at 09:43:28, giffy76 wrote:
July 3rd, my boy Anthony will be going to church camp until the following Sat.

July 3rd, my girl Kaitlyn will be leavig with the in-laws until the following Sat.

July 3rd, my wife and I will not know what to do for a week without kids. It's been 11 years. What do childless couples do? Sobriety will not be one of them!!

Me.
Sex, drinking, sex, sex, drinking, eat, sex, sex, sex, drinking, drinking, sleep, tylenol, sleep, sex, drinking, and so on and so on.

Her
Shopping, quality time, shopping, shopping, get off me, shopping, talk on the phone, shopping, look at my new purse, get off me, shopping. and so on and so on.

I'll bet I hit the nail on the head.



Now Ive noticed that her shopping anyour sx are about so I'm guessing sx at the mall?
;;D ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by sandie99 on Jun 29th, 2005, 10:42am
You should enjoy to the fullest the time you have without your kids!

Have romantic dinners, go on long walks together, have proper talks, meet joint friends...

Whatever you do, have fun!  :)
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by Langa on Jun 29th, 2005, 10:46am

on 06/29/05 at 10:35:01, aprilbee wrote:
want some advice?  no?  Okay, I'll give it to you anyway! ;)

no kids means you can be very romantic...I know this is so cliched, but wine and dine her...light candles... whisper in her ear how beautiful she is and how much you still love her after 11 years and obviously how much she can still turn you on!!  no groping, just sweet and soft touching, she won't want to go shopping after that!!  

have fun!!!   ;)

did I just reveal a little too much about myself?   ::)  I'm such a nit.... :-/


I was thinking the same thing girl, cept if it were me, I wouldn't mind the groping... ;;D :-/

Have fun Giffy...

Langa
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by Langa on Jun 29th, 2005, 10:51am

on 06/29/05 at 10:40:37, ghost62 wrote:
Now Ive noticed that her shopping anyour sx are about so I'm guessing sx at the mall?
;;D ;;D ;;D


Didn't I tell you to stop drinkin on the job...Can't understand what you wrote... :P

Splain yourself... :)

Langa
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by aprilbee on Jun 29th, 2005, 10:53am

on 06/29/05 at 10:46:49, Langa wrote:
I was thinking the same thing girl, cept if it were me, I wouldn't mind the groping... ;;D :-/

Have fun Giffy...

Langa


LOL...don't really mind it either, but every once in a while, just need some tender lovin' ya know what I'm sayin'???  ;)
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by giffy76 on Jun 29th, 2005, 11:06am
Why can't she romance me? Like standing at the door, nekid, with my shotgun and a case of clay pigeons. or lets go drinkin with your buddys and find the biggest mud hole and sink the jeep in it.

Now that's romance. who needs candles when ya got Marlboros
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by Langa on Jun 29th, 2005, 11:22am

on 06/29/05 at 10:53:41, aprilbee wrote:
LOL...don't really mind it either, but every once in a while, just need some tender lovin' ya know what I'm sayin'???  ;)


I hear ya girl... ;)

Langa
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by Candycane on Jun 29th, 2005, 11:24am

on 06/29/05 at 11:06:42, giffy76 wrote:
Why can't she romance me? Like standing at the door, nekid, with my shotgun and a case of clay pigeons. or lets go drinkin with your buddys and find the biggest mud hole and sink the jeep in it.

Now that's romance. who needs candles when ya got Marlboros

Exactly....Theres my point why she would WANT to go shopping! ::)  Jeez!!!!
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by aprilbee on Jun 29th, 2005, 11:33am

on 06/29/05 at 11:06:42, giffy76 wrote:
Why can't she romance me? Like standing at the door, nekid, with my shotgun and a case of clay pigeons. or lets go drinkin with your buddys and find the biggest mud hole and sink the jeep in it.

Now that's romance. who needs candles when ya got Marlboros


yer right I'm sorry....what ever floats yer boat babe!!  git 'er done!!  [smiley=smokin.gif] [smiley=smokin.gif]
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by giffy76 on Jun 29th, 2005, 11:44am
I'm jus kidin, she doesn't have to be nekid, she can have somethin real kinky on.

All jokes aside. 11 years and that ember's about cold, I need to do something to get it burnin hot. No, I'm not buying diamonds.
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by aprilbee on Jun 29th, 2005, 12:05pm

on 06/29/05 at 11:44:40, giffy76 wrote:
I'm jus kidin, she doesn't have to be nekid, she can have somethin real kinky on.

All jokes aside. 11 years and that ember's about cold, I need to do something to get it burnin hot. No, I'm not buying diamonds.


I don't think you need diamonds...just take the ladies' advice and you just might be amazed at her response! ;)
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by Frank_W on Jun 29th, 2005, 12:52pm
My Jeep-owning brutha', take my advice:

Go Jeepin'!! NAKED!!!!  :o 8)WHOO-HOO!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

[O|||||O]
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by giffy76 on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:25pm
It's about time I got some backup, way to much estrogen runnin around this thread. for a second I almost thought I was sensitive, next thing you know I'll be wearin a pink blouse and a white skirt like them dudes that live "alternitive lifestyles".

Real Jeeps are built not bought!! 01 TJ, 4" fabtech susp. lift, Ford rear end w/Ox Locker, quick disconect swaybars, full custom cage, and I fab my own bumpers and rocker protectors.
What you got?
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by aprilbee on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:30pm

on 06/29/05 at 13:25:41, giffy76 wrote:
It's about time I got some backup, way to much estrogen runnin around this thread. for a second I almost thought I was sensitive, next thing you know I'll be wearin a pink blouse and a white skirt like them dudes that live "alternitive lifestyles".

Real Jeeps are built not bought!! 01 TJ, 4" fabtech susp. lift, Ford rear end w/Ox Locker, quick disconect swaybars, full custom cage, and I fab my own bumpers and rocker protectors.
What you got?


Tried to help 'em ladies, but as always stubborn as mules!!  ::) ;)
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by Frank_W on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:32pm
Wow! Your Jeep is infinitely more "built" than mine, and Ox lockers are the shiznit...

Here's a link to a couple of photos of mine, and some specs: http://www.jeepaholics.com/rides/view.asp?id=1787
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by giffy76 on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:39pm
Nice!!! Were do you live? we need to go have some fun.

Nice winch. I need one a dem.

My next project I'm going to put a vw turbo diesel in, 40 some miles per gallon in a jeep. how cool will that be.
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by aprilbee on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:42pm

on 06/29/05 at 13:39:46, giffy76 wrote:
Nice!!! Were do you live? we need to go have some fun.

Nice winch. I need one a dem.

My next project I'm going to put a vw turbo diesel in, 40 some miles per gallon in a jeep. how cool will that be.


WAY too much Testosterone, my boobs are shrinking just reading this!!!  

Enjoy your toys boys... ;)
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by Frank_W on Jun 29th, 2005, 1:47pm
Awesome, Giff!! My winch is a cheapo Milemarker/Harbor Freight, but for as little as I use a winch, it suits my needs. I just can't justify shelling out what they want for a Warn, right now.

A diesel Jeep? That fawkin' ROCKS!! I've got the 4-popper, but in 4WL, the thing will practically climb a brick wall.

I'm in Middle TN. I've been to Tellico (awesome trip!) and a fantastic place on the other side of Chattanooga, a few miles outside of Jasper, TN.


Don't worry, April: Rugged men are nice to have around -- not unlike big slobbery friendly dogs. LOL
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by pattik on Jun 29th, 2005, 2:14pm

on 06/29/05 at 13:47:45, Frank_W wrote:
I've got the 4-popper, but in 4WL, the thing will practically climb a brick wall.


I heard that this was a photo of Frank's last Jeep (trying to climb a brick wall) [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/northcolor/crash35.jpg
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by Charlie on Jun 29th, 2005, 2:46pm

Quote:
Me.
Sex, drinking, sex, sex, drinking, eat, sex, sex, sex, drinking, drinking, sleep, tylenol, sleep, sex, drinking, and so on and so on.

Hospital
Quote:
Me.
Sex, drinking, sex, sex, drinking, eat, sex, sex, sex, drinking, drinking, sleep, tylenol, sleep, sex, drinking, and so on and so on.

Hospital

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/bed bounce.gif
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by Frank_W on Jun 29th, 2005, 3:07pm

on 06/29/05 at 14:14:37, pattik wrote:
I heard that this was a photo of Frank's last Jeep (trying to climb a brick wall) [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/northcolor/crash35.jpg


OMG!!! That poor Jeep! Did the guy let his wife drive it again, after he got it fixed?  :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by giffy76 on Jun 30th, 2005, 11:06am
That's about what mine looked like when I bought it. a 16 year old rolled it end over end, it wasn't pretty, but she is now. Wish I new how to post pics.
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by TomM on Jun 30th, 2005, 11:49am

on 06/29/05 at 09:43:28, giffy76 wrote:
Me.
Sex, drinking, sex, sex, drinking, eat, sex, sex, sex, drinking, drinking, sleep, tylenol, sleep, sex, drinking, and so on and so on.

Her
Shopping, quality time, shopping, shopping, get off me, shopping, talk on the phone, shopping, look at my new purse, get off me, shopping. and so on and so on.

I'll bet I hit the nail on the head.

Yeah, I'm sure this is close to reality. One piece of advice, wrap that rascle! This avoids the 18+ year commitment.  ;;D

Seriously, do what got you two interested in each other in the beginning of your relationship. That will kindle the fire.
Good Luck!
TomM  8)
Ps--do NOT name your new kid after Don--unless its a girl.
Title: Re: No kids for a week!!!!
Post by giffy76 on Jun 30th, 2005, 1:17pm
No need Tom, I figured out what caused the little bastards and had it snipped. LOL


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