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(Message started by: Jimi on Jun 27^th, 2005, 10:23am)

Title: Kentucky Women
Post by Jimi on Jun 27^th, 2005, 10:23am

Kentucky Folks

The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her
into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I
need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you
take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

You gotta love those Kentucky women.

Title: Re: Kentucky Women
Post by ghost62 on Jun 27^th, 2005, 10:39am

Georgia ones would take the earrings off too ... ;)

Title: Re: Kentucky Women
Post by Frank_W on Jun 27^th, 2005, 10:53am

But will she leave her pumps on? YOWZA!!!! :o [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D

Title: Re: Kentucky Women
Post by Racer1_NC on Jun 27^th, 2005, 11:00am

on 06/27/05 at 10:23:32, Jimi wrote:

He's paying entirely too much. ;;D

Title: Re: Kentucky Women
Post by Langa on Jun 27^th, 2005, 11:04am

I'm a NY woman - I would've talked him into the full $20K...

Langa

Title: Re: Kentucky Women
Post by ghost62 on Jun 27^th, 2005, 11:05am

on 06/27/05 at 11:04:26, Langa wrote:

I'm a NY woman - I would've talked him into the full $20K...

Langa

And then told him to scewer himself ;;D

Title: Re: Kentucky Women
Post by Langa on Jun 27^th, 2005, 11:11am

on 06/27/05 at 11:05:33, ghost62 wrote:

And then told him to scewer himself ;;D

I'm a reasonable woman... ;;D

Langa

Title: Re: Kentucky Women
Post by ghost62 on Jun 27^th, 2005, 11:18am

on 06/27/05 at 11:11:27, Langa wrote:

I'm a reasonable woman... ;;D

Langa

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Title: Re: Kentucky Women
Post by Lizzie2 on Jun 27^th, 2005, 7:47pm

LMAO Jimi---

Being born in Kentucky doesn't count for that, right??? I graduated from Penn State - wayyyyyyyyyyyyy cooler 8)

Lizzie :)

Title: Re: Kentucky Women
Post by Frank_W on Jun 27^th, 2005, 9:14pm

Jeez.... For 20K, I'LL wear the damn dress!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Kentucky Women
Post by LeLimey on Jun 28^th, 2005, 4:00am

on 06/27/05 at 21:14:27, Frank_W wrote:

Jeez.... For 20 cents, I'LL wear the damn dress!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Kentucky Women
Post by Frank_W on Jun 28^th, 2005, 7:35am

Well, okay... You talked me down. Hey, twenty cents is twenty cents!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

*struttin' around and singing, "Sweet Transvestite"