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(Message started by: Redd715 on Jun 25^th, 2005, 9:26pm)

Title: God Bless America
Post by Redd715 on Jun 25^th, 2005, 9:26pm

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after
their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge
cork stuck in his butt. "If you do not mind me saying," said the
second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not
take it out?"

"I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is
permanently stuck in my butt"

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I
tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a
huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and
top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I
can grant you one wish."

And sadly I said, "No shit?"

Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by Sean_C on Jun 25^th, 2005, 9:30pm

ROTFLMMFAO [smiley=laugh.gif]