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(Message started by: Frank_W on Jun 24^th, 2005, 1:13pm)

Title: The Art Of Diplomacy, by GWB
Post by Frank_W on Jun 24^th, 2005, 1:13pm

George W. Bush not only smiles and waves nicely, always knows the right thing to say, too!
Bush and the Queen at London Heathrow, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air Force One and Mr. Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II.
They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central London where they board an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white matching horses.
As they ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all is going well. But suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous, earth-rending, eye-smarting blast of gastronomic flatulence ever heard in the British Empire, including Bermuda, Tortola and other islands. It shakes the coach.

Uncomfortable, but under control, the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decides that's ridiculous. She turns to Mr. Bush and explains, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, "Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said something, I would have thought it was one of the horses."

Title: Re: The Art Of Diplomacy, by GWB
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jun 24^th, 2005, 1:49pm

I was eating lunch while reading this.

I am now cleaning an entire mouthfull of chewed up Zel's roast Beef sandwich from a 20" flat panel monitor.

Title: Re: The Art Of Diplomacy, by GWB
Post by Frank_W on Jun 24^th, 2005, 1:57pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] Don't throw it away. It's still edible! (does the 5-second rule apply to flat panels?) [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Art Of Diplomacy, by GWB
Post by cazman on Jun 24^th, 2005, 2:47pm

to bad it wasnt stong enough to knock his lolife ass off the buggy and under a tire now that would be funny , can you tell what i think of mr bush i hope he enjoyed the plane ride on our tax dollars when do i get to fly one airforce one to london

Title: Re: The Art Of Diplomacy, by GWB
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jun 24^th, 2005, 2:50pm

on 06/24/05 at 13:57:25, Frank_W wrote:

[smiley=laugh.gif] Don't throw it away. It's still edible! (does the 5-second rule apply to flat panels?) [smiley=laugh.gif]

Around me, the 5 second rule doesn't apply. It's more like the 5 day rule.

Title: Re: The Art Of Diplomacy, by GWB
Post by Charlie on Jun 24^th, 2005, 9:34pm

Yeah but then we'd have Cheney, who is another one with no social compassion or social conscience.

Charlie

Title: Re: The Art Of Diplomacy, by GWB
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 24^th, 2005, 11:18pm

Strangely, I can really picture this happening. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom