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(Message started by: LadyLuv on Jun 24^th, 2005, 11:00am)

Title: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
Post by LadyLuv on Jun 24^th, 2005, 11:00am

SOUTHERN DIFFINITION OF MEDICAL TERM

Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.

Artery......................... The study of paintings.

Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.

Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.

Caesarean Section............... A neighborhood in Rome.

Cat scan........................ Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
Colic.......................... A sheep dog.

Coma........................... A punctuation mark.

D&C............................ Where Washington is.
Dilate......................... To live long.

Enema.......................... Not a friend.

Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.

Fibula......................... A small lie.

G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on.

Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................... A higher offer.
Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.

Node........................... I knew it.

Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test.

Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative................. A letter carrier.

Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.

Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him.

Secretion...................... Hiding something.

Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
Tablet......................... A small table.

Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor.......................... One plus one more.

Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.

Varicose....................... Near by/close by.

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Title: Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
Post by Frank_W on Jun 24^th, 2005, 11:12am

That sounds about right... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
Post by nani on Jun 24^th, 2005, 11:25am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

My favorite:

Quote:

Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die

Title: Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
Post by notseinfeld on Jun 24^th, 2005, 11:35am

Quote:

Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.

Terrific List!

Title: Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
Post by aprilbee on Jun 24^th, 2005, 11:36am

LMAO.........those were funny!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
Post by MargaretG on Jun 24^th, 2005, 7:26pm

We'uns would take it right kindly if y'all woud quit laughin at us'ns! I reckon if you keep it up y'all are fixin to hurt our feelins! :-/

Title: Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
Post by Redneck on Jun 24^th, 2005, 7:34pm

on 06/24/05 at 19:26:55, MargaretG wrote:

We'uns would take it right kindly if y'all woud quit laughin at us'ns! I reckon if you keep it up y'all are fixin to hurt our feelins! :-/

Now lil' darlin, be nice, dem pore foks prolly doan know no better. Why they might even be afflicted er sumthin'. Hell yo' mammy tol you not to poke no fun at pore uneddycated foks. Dey kain't hep it iffen dey kant tak proper lak!

Title: Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 24^th, 2005, 11:16pm

Very nice, now I can't wait to hear the Western definitions. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
Post by MargaretG on Jun 26^th, 2005, 10:04am

on 06/24/05 at 19:34:49, Redneck wrote:

[b ] I know we shouldn't laff at them, cause they cain't hep it [/b]

Title: Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
Post by pattik on Jun 26^th, 2005, 10:37am

Southern Maternity Ward ;;D
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/northcolor/maternityward.jpg

Title: Re: Southern Diffinition of Medical Terms
Post by Leesa on Jun 26^th, 2005, 8:14pm

LMAO yep thats us Rebel's! LOL ;;D
Leesa