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Title: The Best Drinking Story Ever! Post by purpleydog on Jun 23rd, 2005, 6:29pm THE BEST DRINKING STORY EVER!!! From the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport comes a true story from Milwaukee, Wisc. A routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, he managed to find his own car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes. As a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles. At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started driving slowly down the street. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all. Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station, apparently this equipment is broken." "I doubt it," said the man,"Tonight I'm the designated decoy." |
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Title: Re: The Best Drinking Story Ever! Post by r_headache on Jun 23rd, 2005, 6:34pm not a story!!! TRUTH! I have seen this happen two different times! It works! Both times the cop accross the street was spotted and the bar owner (or someone else) called up a sober person and this trick was pulled off. The only difference was all of the drinkers waited until the decoy left the scene with the cop and then they all left. ;;D |
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Title: Re: The Best Drinking Story Ever! Post by clarence on Jun 23rd, 2005, 6:44pm I don't know wether to laugh, or be really really sacred when I drive at closing time. Casey |
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Title: Re: The Best Drinking Story Ever! Post by nani on Jun 23rd, 2005, 6:56pm on 06/23/05 at 18:44:37, clarence wrote:
I'm with Casey on this one. [smiley=eek5.gif] I'm sure glad I'm too old to be out that late. |
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Title: Re: The Best Drinking Story Ever! Post by Opus on Jun 23rd, 2005, 8:31pm ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D Opus/Paul |
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Title: Re: The Best Drinking Story Ever! Post by cootie on Jun 24th, 2005, 1:08am Good idea actually unless the people gettin away were TRASHED.......that's not safe to be on the roads that bad but alot of us have done it before. I try NOT to do that now days and am usually everyone else's decoy tho it seems. They'll pull out and get up behind ya hopein ya fuck up or jus pull ya over SAYIN ya did. Thing is they have gotten so close behind me before that they glared there lights into my mirrors and BLINDED ME.....esp when I had the little yellow car. Then they get too close too long to make ya nervous.....dam rite that makes me nervous when some phyco is rite on my ass way too close tryin to make me nervous ? Yup it works too.....I don't even like people too close behind me standing in line at the grocery store. Here they are goin to lower the drinkin limit to .05 here......girlfreind jus got out of drunk school and said there were people in there that got busted for registering a .03. She said all this is NOT a saftey issue.......it is all FOR MONEY. There makein it strict to make alot of cash off people that go out to relax for a nite and have a 'FEW' with friends. It's actually ZZERO tolerance with DUI......influence says it all. I say RAT OUT THE REAL DRUNKS when ya leave and scream and point at them in a cops presense. Saveing yourself Pam |
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