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(Message started by: ClusterChuck on Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:08pm)
Title: Why my WINKY ?? ?? - Updated
Post by ClusterChuck on Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:08pm
Ok, I know this is a caring and compassionate group, and we can relate things without any snide, or uncalled for remarks.  RIGHT ?? ??  I know Drummer posted of his, somewhat similar, unfortunate experience, a long time ago.  He spoke of needing a safety kit, to protect himself.  He may be right.

As you all know, I get hit fairly often.  Many times, if I am downstairs in the living room, and there are visitors here, when I get hit, I grab my oxygen mask and then run into the half bath with it, so I can be in privacy.  Many times I sit on the throne and bounce and rock around.  In doing this, I cracked and broke the toilet seat, in the front, so that there is a split, and with pressure, it opens up.  I have been meaning to replace that seat.  I AM GOING TO DO THAT TODAY !! !! !!

WELL, let me relate what happened today.  A co-worker stopped by to see how I am doing, as I have missed so much work, of late.  I just had on a pair of gym shorts, as I had not gotten dressed yet.  Naturally, the beast made a call.  I turned on the oxygen, grabbed my mask and made a bee line for the bathroom.  While in there, I felt I had another bodily function to do, so I dropped my drawers and sat down.  I did what I had to do, but continued to sit there, rocking, while dealing with the beast.

While rocking, I slid forward on the seat, the gap opened up, and YUP, my dangling “best part” got into that gap, and when I rocked, it pinched it, HARD !! !! !!  Well, I jumped up, screaming, and when I lifted my weight off the seat, the gap closed completely, with a VERY important part of me still in it!  When I jumped up, and the gap closed, the seat proceeded to rip a hunk of skin on my poor ole winky.  I started to jump around holding my injured part, and proceeded to trip on my shorts, that were at my ankles. That caused me to fall into the door, causing it to fly open, smashing my nose, and falling out into the kitchen.

So there I am, rolling, naked, on the floor, screaming, with one hand on my groin, covered in blood, the other hand on my nose, also covered in blood, with my co-worker staring in absolute horror at me, trying VERY hard not to laugh, not knowing what to do, as he has been warned, DO NOT GO NEAR ME, OR TOUCH ME when I am getting hit !! !! !!

I think my winky is out of commission for a while ... Like it makes a difference ...

The good thing is, during this process, the beast left.  The problem is, do I think I could repeat this procedure several times a day, to kill a hit?  Hmm mm mm ... I am not sure I want to try it again.

Where is that safety kit?

Chuck

PS:  I KNOW not one of you are going to laugh at me, ARE YOU !! ?? !! ??

EDITED to give credit to Drummer, not Hub.  Thanks. Linda!
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Frank_W on Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:12pm
Well Chuck, let me be the first to burst out laughing like a maniac, and once I regain control of myself, (Wait: this may take awhile)  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] let me also tell you how very sorry I am for your plight. My condolences to your trouser-trout.  :-X [smiley=spit.gif] :-X
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by E-Double on Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:14pm
:-X

I suggest you add this to the "non-medicinal/home remedy" treatment for CH.

Sorry for your member brother.....I have experienced a similiar event many moons ago.

PF wishes to both heads [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by giffy76 on Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:16pm
First off. HOLY SHIT!!!! Second, I'm sorry to here that it happened to you, how fricken humiliating. Third. I almost pissed myself laughing, sorry.
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Kim Y. on Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:23pm
so very  [smiley=spit.gif]Sorry :-X about what happened.  I tried not to [smiley=crackup.gif] :-Xplease forgive me. "wiping tears away".   :-XOk I am done. Hope that you are alright.  Please fix that seat doesn't sound worth it to treat a hit.....Take care Ice will help...........Kim
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by nani on Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:26pm
http://bestsmileys.com/scared/7.gif

Holy crap!!! Yikes!!! Yeow!!!
Sorry that happened, Chuckles.  :(
I did NOT laugh! That musta really hurt!
(I have to admit, the part about you falling out of the bathroom almost made me kinda smile).

Hope you feel better soon. hugs, nani
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by vig on Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:27pm
next time, throw it over your shoulder before you sit down.
;;D
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by cazman on Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:38pm
no matter how bad my head hurts i will not try that , hey we can call it the bobbit treatment just kidding i hope the little guy heals quick and your alright

ERIC t
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 23rd, 2005, 1:42pm



Quote:
I know someone posted of his, somewhat similar, unfortunate experience, a long time ago.  Was it Hub?



NOPE!  It was our good buddy Drummer.   ;;D

Linda
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by pattik on Jun 23rd, 2005, 2:29pm
[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]Sorry Chuck, I tried not to laugh, but I'm still wiping the tears away so I can see the keyboard.  Your post was written so well, I think that this site should start a dedicated link to well-written  personal stories which incorporate humor.  Or maybe it could be titled what NOT to do during an attack.

This just shows once again what big hearts the sufferers on this site have to be able to share the pain AND the humor of our situations.  I'm sorry you had to go through such a bummer of an experience, but glad you could convey it so eloquently.  

As Elaine said in the Seinfeld  "Shrinkage" episode, "I don't know how you guys go around with those things!" :-X
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by seasonalboomer on Jun 23rd, 2005, 2:38pm
[smiley=guyflash.gif] thanks for not showing us and just telling us about it.

I was laughing like that guy on the voicemail message who saw the accident with the three old ladies beatin some dude up. Just cryin my eyes laughin.
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Karla on Jun 23rd, 2005, 2:58pm
How terrible.  I feel for you I really do.  My first prayer request is that you follow through and get a new lid for your toilet, my second that you heal quickly and the pain goes away. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by notseinfeld on Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:02pm
The more I read the tighter went the sphincter---That's an AWFUL story and I wasn't even tempted to smile.

Was the co-worker M or F ?
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by TomM on Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:35pm
Poor Winky.  ;;D

TomM 8)
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:37pm

on 06/23/05 at 13:08:26, ClusterChuck wrote:
The good thing is, during this process, the beast left.  The problem is, do I think I could repeat this procedure several times a day, to kill a hit?  Hmm mm mm ... I am not sure I want to try it again.

Where is that safety kit?

Chuck

PS:  I KNOW not one of you are going to laugh at me, ARE YOU !! ?? !! ??


Even if this becomes the most effective treatment, EVER - Count me out.

P.S. Almost laughed but could only manage to wince. [smiley=nono.gif]
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by seasonalboomer on Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:38pm

on 06/23/05 at 15:37:19, burnt-toast wrote:
Even if this becomes the most effective treatment, EVER - Count me out.

P.S. Almost laughed but could only manage to wince. [smiley=nono.gif]


Yeah, that does make you think about all the times you've ever said, "I'd do anything to get rid of these freakin' things"
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by r_headache on Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:52pm
I do agree...your story needs to be on a seperate section of this board!!

Trust me, I feel your pain, I did get sniped myself (by choice of course) but you will laugh about this in the future!!!!!!

LOL!  Best post read today!
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by maffumatt on Jun 23rd, 2005, 3:53pm
Dude...Owwww


uhh what hurt worse the hit or the pinch? Kinda insensitive question I know, but if CH is suppose to be the worst.....
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by broomhilda on Jun 23rd, 2005, 4:56pm
May be if you say please Don or Jonny could kiss it better :-*


Big gentle hugs to you and your one eyed willy ;;D
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by thomas on Jun 23rd, 2005, 5:32pm
Damn, bro.  I am really sorry to hear this.  That sux.  I'm sure that it will recover in time.  
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by LadyLuv on Jun 23rd, 2005, 5:45pm
At least for a while ... your mind will have thrills,
that your
                                  body can not fullfill


[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by LadyLuv on Jun 23rd, 2005, 5:46pm
At least for a while ... your mind will have thrills,
                               that your body can not fullfill...


[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jun 23rd, 2005, 5:50pm
I'm sorry, I laughed too!  Even though I feel badly that you've injured such an important body part. ;;D

It's interesting that most of the females found the humour in this situation whilst the men are all sitting with legs tightly crossed and wincing in shared pain.

Does this mean females are more sadistic?

Things that make me go hmmmm.................
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by pattik on Jun 23rd, 2005, 6:18pm

on 06/23/05 at 17:50:23, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
It's interesting that most of the females found the humour in this situation whilst the men are all sitting with legs tightly crossed and wincing in shared pain.

Does this mean females are more sadistic?.


I don't think we're more sadistic...it just depends on the subject. ;;D  Besides, it's pretty easy to be looking for humor in a post which has "WINKY" in the title. [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by clarence on Jun 23rd, 2005, 6:52pm
The only time I laughed in this tread was at vig, and at broomie.

Dude, I am horrified for you.  Get better.

Casey
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by purpleydog on Jun 23rd, 2005, 7:46pm
I'm so sorry Chuck, that's not funny at all!











It's freakin hilarious!  [smiley=crackup.gif]



(I hope yer feelin better soon.)
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Jonny on Jun 23rd, 2005, 8:21pm
Total and complete bull-shit

What man would sit on a toilet seat with a guillotine waiting for him? ;;D
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by don on Jun 23rd, 2005, 8:36pm
Hi Chuck. Welcome. This is the family that will understand your pain. Sorry you had to find us. Have you taken the cluster quiz to the left. Pain free vibes and prayers going out to you.


Oh. And by the way...................................








Hows your fuckin pecka ya nitwit ?  ROFLMMFAO!
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by rickyshot on Jun 23rd, 2005, 9:01pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Oh shit I now need oxygen and not for a cluster either. I am dying here........................ And Jonny's comment put me over the edge. Is there a kip scale for winkies?
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by rickyshot on Jun 23rd, 2005, 9:05pm

on 06/23/05 at 20:21:23, Jonny wrote:
Total and complete bull-shit

What man would sit on a toilet seat with a guillotine waiting for him? ;;D

What a nimrod..ROTFLMAO
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Peppermint on Jun 23rd, 2005, 9:12pm
Now Chuckles...
I swear I wasn't laughing, I was horrified.  Good gAwD that must've ... YEOW.

Until I read this...

on 06/23/05 at 21:05:11, rickyshot wrote:
What a nimrod..ROTFLMAO


Nimrod.  Bahahahaha!!
 :-X

Sorry my dear Chuckster.  Try something to numb that sucker until you feel better.  

Pep  :-*
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Sean_C on Jun 23rd, 2005, 9:21pm
Chuck you can't win can ya LMFAO, which hurt worse, your big head or your little one [smiley=laugh.gif]

Sean........................... [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by OneEyeBlind on Jun 23rd, 2005, 10:35pm
Ok, so I FINALLY show up and this is what I read ????  Thanks for the laugh Chucky.   :D  Just me, checking in.   ;)
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Charlie on Jun 23rd, 2005, 10:43pm
A likely story Chuck......http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/casket cig.gif but:

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/OUCH.png
Charlie
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by cootie on Jun 24th, 2005, 12:41am
Wow a one man show.....I'd pay to of seen that tho.....I know.......bad bad bad........oh well.....at least ya didn't have makeup on when ya fell out the door with a pink thong around yer ankles. Wacko dinky winky with 'kinky' Pam  ;;D

What size bandaid did you use ???
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by TomM on Jun 24th, 2005, 8:14am
Sux to be you, Chuck.  ;)

Thanx for the laugh, everyone. This was too good; I had to share w/ my co-workers.
TomM
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Candycane on Jun 24th, 2005, 10:23am
LMAO Chuck, your too much!!! You need to write a book, dude :o :o
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by aprilbee on Jun 24th, 2005, 10:51am

on 06/23/05 at 21:21:58, Sean_C wrote:
Chuck you can't win can ya LMFAO, which hurt worse, your big head or your little one [smiley=laugh.gif]

Sean........................... [smiley=laugh.gif]


I was just waiting for someone to say that!!  

Dude that sucks, I grew up with all boys, I can sympathize...how's your anaconda doin  today?  better I hope?  As stated earlier, how DO you guys walk around with those things??  ;)
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by giffy76 on Jun 24th, 2005, 11:51am

on 06/24/05 at 10:51:42, aprilbee wrote:
I was just waiting for someone to say that!!  

Dude that sucks, I grew up with all boys, I can sympathize...how's your anaconda doin  today?  better I hope?  As stated earlier, how DO you guys walk around with those things??  ;)



I don't know about the others, but I strap mine to my knee.
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by minnie on Jun 24th, 2005, 11:59am
 This is a repost of mine but I think you could use it in this situation....Love you chuckiepoo....does this mean the tight thong won't be sen at this years convention??
I ain't gonna be there but someone woulda posted pics  :-/

This is my mantra at this stage of my life.it's also my wish that my cluster family have these things.I believe many of us need it now.........
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear God,
I am so far from
perfect. I pray this
prayer so often. Help
me to focus on those
special words in it.
Serenity.
Accept.
Courage.
Wisdom.

Grant me the
SERENITY
to accept the things
I cannot change ~
COURAGE
to change the
things I can;
and  
WISDOM
to know the difference.
Living ONE DAY AT A TIME;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardship as the
pathway to peace.
Taking this
sinful world as it IS,
not as I would have it.
Trusting that He will make
all things right if I
surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy
in this life, and supremely
happy forever in
the next.

By Reinhold Neibuhr  
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Gator on Jun 24th, 2005, 12:20pm

OOOWWWW! OOOHHH! ROFLMMFAO OOOWWW!


Drummer would be proud.  I've been cringing and crying laughing at the same time.  Isn't it odd how when a guy sees or hears of another guy getting racked or damaged down there his first reaction is to grunt and cringe.  It's just instinctual.

Isn't it nice to know that when you get in a "pinch," you can turn to us for compassion and support?

Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by cootie on Jun 24th, 2005, 12:29pm
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha giffy.....I'l have to remember that next time I run into ya at a party. Taped tinky winky Pam ;;D
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Langa on Jun 24th, 2005, 12:47pm
Sorry about your mishap Chucky... :-/
Feel better soon...

Langa
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Rock_Lobster on Jun 24th, 2005, 2:16pm
Oh for fucks sake Chuck.

If that happened to me I would just have them remove the feeding tube.  
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Racer1_NC on Jun 24th, 2005, 3:23pm

on 06/24/05 at 14:16:06, Rock_Lobster wrote:
If that happened to me I would just have them remove the feeding tube.  


It sounds like that's exactly what he tried to do. Accidentally.
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by LeLimey on Jun 24th, 2005, 3:32pm
Chuckie my knobless nitwit this one is for you!!  :-*

A guy finds a magic lamp and gives it a rub. Out pops a genie who says "I'll grant you any wish you want" "Right then" says the guy after much thought "I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want"
"As you wish" replied the genie - and promptly turned him into a toilet seat!
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Jimi on Jun 24th, 2005, 4:23pm
   Just rub on it a little. It will feel better.
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by blossom on Jun 25th, 2005, 8:51pm

on 06/24/05 at 16:23:02, Jimi wrote:
   Just rub on it a little. It will feel better.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

On a serious note - Hope the "winky" *snicker* heals up quickly - just a little sidenote - if you wanted extreme sympathy from the females here you should have called it something other than winky, like, I don't know, The Monster, or something like that.   ;;D

Hope the little guy heals up quickly....
Karen
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 26th, 2005, 11:28am

on 06/25/05 at 20:51:06, blossom wrote:
BW

On a serious note - Hope the "winky" *snicker* heals up quickly - just a little sidenote - if you wanted extreme sympathy from the females here you should have called it something other than winky, like, I don't know, The Monster, or something like that.   ;;D
.
Karen



Yeah, had it been "The Mule" there would have been a collection taken to send flowers and a week of mandatory mourning!!


Sorry about your "winky" Chucky.  Use Neosporin...it will heal faster.  And for Gawds sake, get a new toilet seat!


DD
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by ClusterChuck on Jun 28th, 2005, 9:10am
OK, an update:  I have a new toilet seat.  I tried to find a pretty pink one, with faux fur, but had to settle for plain ole white ...  

The winky (alias the MONSTER) is doing much better ...


on 06/23/05 at 14:38:45, seasonalboomer wrote:
[smiley=guyflash.gif] thanks for not showing us and just telling us about it.

If you really want, I COULD post a pic .. .. ..



on 06/23/05 at 15:02:59, notseinfeld wrote:
Was the co-worker M or F ?

Male .. Almost a dickless one, as I was ready to rip his off, the way he was laughing!!


on 06/23/05 at 15:53:36, maffumatt wrote:
uhh what hurt worse the hit or the pinch? Kinda insensitive question I know, but if CH is suppose to be the worst.....
Not real sure, but it certainly distracted me from the pain in the head on my shoulders ...


on 06/24/05 at 00:41:58, cootie wrote:
What size bandaid did you use ???

You have obviously never tried to put a bandaid on one of those thingies.  Too much loose skin, in its normal condition.  I used a trick my sister, the nurse, told me about.  I used super glue.  Worked well.


on 06/24/05 at 12:20:49, Gator wrote:
Isn't it nice to know that when you get in a "pinch," you can turn to us for compassion and support?

The warmth and compasion never cease to amaze me. .. .. .. Although, I think I heard a bit of snickering from some of you more insensitive bastards!!

Chuck
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ??
Post by giffy76 on Jun 28th, 2005, 9:17am

on 06/28/05 at 09:10:14, ClusterChuck wrote:
OK, The warmth and compasion never cease to amaze me. .. .. .. Although, I think I heard a bit of snickering from some of you more insensitive bastards!!

Chuck


No. You heard flat out laughter, there was no snickering. It's good to here the junk's gettin better, How's the other head been doing?
Title: Re: Why my WINKY ?? ?? - Updated
Post by Melissa on Jun 28th, 2005, 3:41pm
What a holy pisser...  Damn Chuck, I'm real sorry that happened...

:-X :-*

mel


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