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(Message started by: maffumatt on Jun 21st, 2005, 7:30pm)
Title: home alone
Post by maffumatt on Jun 21st, 2005, 7:30pm
The wife and kids are gone for a week so I am home alone, sad state of affairs when the only thing I can think to do is BS with you guys........I guess I could go outside and watch corn grow......I need a life
Title: Re: home alone
Post by Jonny on Jun 21st, 2005, 7:34pm

on 06/21/05 at 19:30:05, maffumatt wrote:
I am home alone.


Watch for MJ....hes in the bushes.....LOL ;;D
Title: Re: home alone
Post by maffumatt on Jun 21st, 2005, 7:39pm
You mean you let him escape again? I told you to get a bigger chain.
Title: Re: home alone
Post by Langa on Jun 21st, 2005, 7:51pm
Have you balanced your checkbook yet, my loving brotha?  ;;D

I never have "home alone" time...i'm actually kinda jealous... ;)

Langa
Title: Re: home alone
Post by Jonny on Jun 21st, 2005, 7:56pm
Fuck it......someone give Langa money to shut her up ;;D
Title: Re: home alone
Post by maffumatt on Jun 21st, 2005, 8:01pm
donuts would probably work better
Title: Re: home alone
Post by Langa on Jun 21st, 2005, 8:03pm

on 06/21/05 at 19:56:06, Jonny wrote:
Fuck it......someone give Langa money to shut her up ;;D


I didn't even ask for money this time...It was a legitimate question and a task that most people try to attempt when they have down time...is all... ;;D

And frankly i'm sick of donuts...

So there...

Langa
Title: Re: home alone
Post by Jonny on Jun 21st, 2005, 8:07pm

on 06/21/05 at 20:03:18, Langa wrote:
I didn't even ask for money this time


Ok. Im offering penis....how many inches will it take ;;D

I have plenty  ::)
Title: Re: home alone
Post by E-Double on Jun 21st, 2005, 8:11pm
Ring Ring ;;D

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=striptease/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12ktoeqru/EXP=1119486159/*-http%3A//www.smshouse.be/be_nl/smsstriptease/grafik/striptease.jpg
Title: Re: home alone
Post by maffumatt on Jun 21st, 2005, 8:12pm

on 06/21/05 at 20:03:18, Langa wrote:
I didn't even ask for money this time...It was a legitimate question and a task that most people try to attempt when they have down time...is all... ;;D


Langa

I balance it every time I write a check, I hate overdraft charges.
Title: Re: home alone
Post by nani on Jun 21st, 2005, 9:06pm
I'm a little jealous.   :-[  
Title: Re: home alone
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 21st, 2005, 9:13pm
Watchin corn grow ain't all that bad when....

1). It provides opportunities to check out this years
    deer crop. [smiley=sayyes.gif]

2). The famer's daughter in ridin' the tractor over  
    uneven fields in 2nd gear. [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]

2). You're too old to still be of interest when M.J. is
     hidin' in the bushes. ;;D

Tom    
Title: Re: home alone
Post by Candycane on Jun 21st, 2005, 9:54pm

on 06/21/05 at 19:30:05, maffumatt wrote:
The wife and kids are gone for a week so I am home alone, sad state of affairs when the only thing I can think to do is BS with you guys........I guess I could go outside and watch corn grow......I need a life



I love being home alone........take a nice bubble bath, have a cold drink, light some nice smelling candles and just chillout!!! Noone asking for anything.....hmmmm yes [smiley=smokin.gif] I don't smoke but....
Title: Re: home alone
Post by Opus on Jun 21st, 2005, 10:50pm

on 06/21/05 at 19:30:05, maffumatt wrote:
The wife and kids are gone for a week so I am home alone,


That would be a dream come true for me :D

Music playing all the time, hot spicey food for dinner, the whole living room to spread out computers to work on while watching movies that freak my wife out.

And the best part, no interruptions.

Opus/Paul
Title: Re: home alone
Post by cootie on Jun 21st, 2005, 10:52pm
Home alone for me means NO SCHEDULE at all.....I kinda like that. Meaningless time Pam
Title: Re: home alone
Post by Charlie on Jun 21st, 2005, 11:07pm

Quote:
The wife and kids are gone for a week so I am home alone, sad state of affairs


Sounds good to me. Just be sure to flush at least once a day; clean up the McDonalds wrappers, take back the videos, and chisel out the microwave before the wife gets home.

Charliehttp://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/duster.gif
Title: Re: home alone
Post by maffumatt on Jun 22nd, 2005, 12:17am
Will do........
I would be in trouble otherwise. LOL send me a reminder to clean house Sunday.
Title: Re: home alone
Post by Lizzie2 on Jun 22nd, 2005, 12:34am
Being home alone is great!  For the past year, I had my apartment in Philly.  I had a roommate, but either she wasn't there, or generally even when we were both there it was quiet.

I miss that!!!  I moved home on 5/30....  I like to run on my own schedule!

Have fun :)
Title: Re: home alone
Post by sandie99 on Jun 22nd, 2005, 8:53am

on 06/21/05 at 20:01:09, maffumatt wrote:
donuts would probably work better

Sure, give her donuts... Then she can send some to me and I'll send them to my mum... ;;D
Title: Re: home alone
Post by rickyshot on Jun 22nd, 2005, 10:01am
Try spanking the monkey ::)
Title: Re: home alone
Post by maffumatt on Jun 22nd, 2005, 4:11pm
http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/monkeylooker/

I was always told I would go blind........
Title: Re: home alone
Post by LeLimey on Jun 22nd, 2005, 5:48pm

on 06/22/05 at 16:11:47, maffumatt wrote:
I was always told I would go blind........



Well just do it til you need glasses!! LOL
Title: Re: home alone
Post by Jonny on Jun 22nd, 2005, 7:07pm

on 06/22/05 at 16:11:47, maffumatt wrote:
I was always told I would go blind........


http://www.planetvids.com/html/Seventies-Sex-Ed-Video.html
Title: Re: home alone
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 22nd, 2005, 11:17pm
What the hell's everyone looking at.  Is there braille versions available?

Tom
Title: Re: home alone
Post by Kim Y. on Jun 23rd, 2005, 12:26am
I'd just settle for time alone with the hubby and no roomate in the house.  Ahhhh sweet bliss.  Starts Sunday for one week I will be in heaven..................
Title: Re: home alone
Post by rickyshot on Jun 23rd, 2005, 11:39am

on 06/22/05 at 16:11:47, maffumatt wrote:
http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/monkeylooker/

I was always told I would go blind........

Naw you just grow hair on your hands.....
Title: Re: home alone
Post by ckelly181 on Jun 23rd, 2005, 9:17pm

on 06/22/05 at 19:07:34, Jonny wrote:
http://www.planetvids.com/html/Seventies-Sex-Ed-Video.html



Oh my lord - that is about the funniest thing I've seen in years - the kids looks like he's planning some harm to his mother, though...

Chris


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