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(Message started by: Jimi on Jun 20^th, 2005, 11:47am)

Title: Explanation of Life
Post by Jimi on Jun 20^th, 2005, 11:47am

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door
> >of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give
> >you
> >a life span of twenty years."
> > > The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years
>and
> >I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
> > >
> > >
> > > On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain
>people,
> >do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life
>span."
> > >
> > >
> > > The monkey said, "How boring. Monkey tricks for twenty years? I
> >don't
> >think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And
>God
> >agreed.
> > >
> > >
> > > On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to
>the
> >field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
> >and
> >give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty
> >years."
> > >
> > >
> > > The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for
> >sixty
> >years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God
> >agreed again.
> > >
> > >
> > > On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play,
>marry
> >and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
> > >
> > >
> > > Man said, "What? Only twenty years?! Tell you what, I'll take my
> >twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back
> >and
> >the ten the dog gave back...that makes eighty, okay?"
> > >
> > >
> > > "Okay", said God, "You've got a deal."
> > >
> > >
> >
> > > So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy
> >ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
> >family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
> >grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and
> >bark
> >at everyone.
> > >
> > >
> > > Life has now been explained to you.
>

Title: Re: Explanation of Life
Post by LadyElaine on Jun 20^th, 2005, 11:55am

That's a good one :)

Title: Re: Explanation of Life
Post by Frank_W on Jun 20^th, 2005, 11:57am

"And stay off my lawn, you damn kids!!" >:( [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Explanation of Life
Post by Langa on Jun 20^th, 2005, 11:59am

LMAO! Good one Jimi…

Thanks!

Title: Re: Explanation of Life
Post by sandie99 on Jun 20^th, 2005, 3:06pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] Good one! Thanks, Jimi! ;;D

Title: Re: Explanation of Life
Post by Charlie on Jun 20^th, 2005, 9:11pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/purple laugh.gif

I like this. Good one Jimi

Charlie