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Title: Is any of this shit true? Post by forgetfulnot on Jun 15th, 2005, 10:51pm PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!!" In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited fro! m looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* To! pless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. ( But of course!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.) *~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~* In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?) Clusterheads maybe? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Fli! pper was always smiling?) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of .?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Starfish don't! have brains. (I know some people like that, too.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do you think they have bad breath?) |
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Title: Re: Is any of this shit true? Post by Langa on Jun 15th, 2005, 11:04pm Quote:
Interesting... Langa |
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Title: Re: Is any of this shit true? Post by blossom on Jun 15th, 2005, 11:10pm on 06/15/05 at 23:04:27, Langa wrote:
indeed. why the hell don't I live in Hong Kong? someone explain this to me please. |
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Title: Re: Is any of this shit true? Post by Candycane on Jun 15th, 2005, 11:25pm Hmmmm? Makes ya wonder? Something to think about or maybe not? Where do you find this crap? [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] LMAO |
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Title: Re: Is any of this shit true? Post by sandie99 on Jun 16th, 2005, 2:56am What a weird, weird world indeed... |
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Title: Re: Is any of this shit true? Post by Frank_W on Jun 16th, 2005, 8:49am Forget Hong Kong! I'm moving to GUAM!!! :o [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Is any of this shit true? Post by ghost62 on Jun 16th, 2005, 8:58am on 06/16/05 at 08:49:18, Frank_W wrote:
I wonder how many openings they have left? ;;D |
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Title: Re: Is any of this shit true? Post by Frank_W on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:05am Ohhhhhh man, Ghost! That was bad. LOL! "We've come for your daughter, Chuck!" -Beetlejuice |
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Title: Re: Is any of this shit true? Post by Jimmy_B on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:11am on 06/16/05 at 08:58:05, ghost62 wrote:
I've been to Guam...trust me...you don't want the job. :o We used to call Guam (Give Up And Masterb___.) |
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Title: Re: Is any of this shit true? Post by Frank_W on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:19am When I was in the Army, there was this guy who would exclusively date these huge Samoan chicks. (He was a skinny toothpick of a fella, too!) We'd start giving him hell about boffing Sumo wrestlers and he'd whine, "She's not fat! She's Polynesian!" That became the "call-sign." Nothing beats flying "map of the earth" in the Huey, ass in the wind, rockin' and rollin' with the .50 cal and yelling, "She's not fat!! She's Polynesian!!!" You had to be there... 8) |
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Title: Re: Is any of this shit true? Post by burnt-toast on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:48am on 06/16/05 at 09:11:20, Jimmy_B wrote:
That could be a real problem in Indonesia. Tom |
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