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Title: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Langa on Jun 15th, 2005, 2:23pm Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard,DeweyBeach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away. PerkinsLibrary,DukeUniversity,Durham,NC If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza,Washington,DC Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Rest stop off Route 81,West Virginia Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Bayou,Baton Rouge, LO No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill,Chapel Hill,NC At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea,Tucson,AZ It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg,AZ Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station,Bozeman,MT If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Revolution Books New York,New York. If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington,DC Express Lane: Five beers or less Sign over one of the urinals EdDebevic's,Phoenix,AZ You're too good for him. Sign over mirror in Women's restroom EdDebevic's,Beverly Hills,CA. No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, EdDebevic's,Beverly Hills,CA A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort,Dallas,TX |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Redd715 on Jun 15th, 2005, 2:34pm I think we need to make a trip to Dick's next month... ;;D |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by ghost62 on Jun 15th, 2005, 2:34pm [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Candycane on Jun 15th, 2005, 2:48pm Thats hilarious! Second bright spot in my day, thanks Langa! First was driving My daughter to her friends rockin out to James Gang (hey, I listen to her music) she actually liked it [smiley=cool2.gif] You Rock to girl!!! [smiley=headbanger.gif] |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Frank_W on Jun 15th, 2005, 2:50pm "Why look up here? The joke's in your hand!" -Shitty little rest-stop on the Alabama/Florida border "Don't piss on the floor. Be a real hero and piss on the ceiling!" -Shitty little gas station in Trona, CA "Please don't throw cigarette butts in the toilet. It makes them soggy and hard to light." -Shitty little cafe` restroom, just outside of Chicago, IL |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by sandie99 on Jun 15th, 2005, 2:53pm on 06/15/05 at 14:23:50, Langa wrote:
My favourite... ;) Oh, I loved them. Thanks, Langa!!! ;;D Sanna/sandie99 |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by seasonalboomer on Jun 15th, 2005, 2:55pm Those are funny Frank, looks like you been hitting all the "Shitty little" places lately. |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Frank_W on Jun 15th, 2005, 2:58pm on 06/15/05 at 14:55:26, seasonalboomer wrote:
Well... Most of my life, I've traveled the backroads, taken Greyhound, or driven everywhere. Now that I have a little more money, I can pay higher prices to be abused by shitty airlines. One good thing about it though: Nicer restrooms that don't have all sorts of creepy stuff lurking in the toilets or puddled on the floor. *shudder* [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by seasonalboomer on Jun 15th, 2005, 3:02pm on 06/15/05 at 14:58:10, Frank_W wrote:
Yup, nothing better than being somewhere with large groups of people where there is reason to not be wearing shoes, and reason to need to pee a lot. Yuch! |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Donna_D. on Jun 15th, 2005, 3:18pm "The gum in this machine tastes like shit." Written on a condom vending machine in the womens restroom at the Copper Dollar in San Antonio, Texas. [smiley=laugh.gif] DD |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Frank_W on Jun 15th, 2005, 3:31pm on 06/15/05 at 15:02:32, seasonalboomer wrote:
Campgrounds and scuba camps are famous for this... *shudder* [smiley=laugh.gif] LMAO, Donna! |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Langa on Jun 15th, 2005, 3:37pm on 06/15/05 at 15:18:49, Donna_D. wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] :-/ |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by aprilbee on Jun 15th, 2005, 3:40pm [smiley=slowlaugh.gif] [smiley=slowlaugh.gif] [smiley=slowlaugh.gif] [smiley=slowlaugh.gif] [smiley=slowlaugh.gif] [smiley=slowlaugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by JDH on Jun 15th, 2005, 3:52pm I feel so strongly about bathroom graffiti, I signed a partition. ;;D Jim |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Donna_D. on Jun 15th, 2005, 4:14pm While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've one one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left. You look left and it reads: Look Right You look right and it reads: Look Left... ;;D DD |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by broomhilda on Jun 15th, 2005, 8:39pm [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]Thanks I so needed this today! |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by cootie on Jun 16th, 2005, 12:18am While were on the subject of 'bathrooms'......I HATE ones at campgrounds that have BIG SPIDER WEBS across the doorways you just walk in.............and there's always a big one trapped in the sink !! Rather pee in the shower Pam |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by sandie99 on Jun 16th, 2005, 2:48am I have bathrooms on trains... they smell like nobody's cleaned them...ever! :o |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 8:28am I hate those portable toilets in parks. I’d rather pee on myself than walk into one of those. [smiley=hurl.gif] Langa |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by seasonalboomer on Jun 16th, 2005, 8:34am I hate really full porta-johns at big events that serve anything that people seem to be having a "litte trouble with". Bad bathroom sign --- seeing other people's business --- yuch |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by jimbo on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:09am "Please don't eat the big white mint" ;;D Sign over the urinal at some dive, somewhere in Wisconsin. "Sitting on the toilet can cause AIDS, Please let the other person get up first" ;;D Same dive. Seeya, Jimbo |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Frank_W on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:22am ROFLMAO, Jimbo!! I was rather "beverage enhanced" at this shitty little bar in San Antonio and looking at the urinal cake whilst takin' a slash, when the thought struck me: You know, that thing is the perfect size to fit on a hamburger bun! Coincidence? I think not! (Boy, that place sure served some tasty beer, though!) [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Bob P on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:47am 4th floor RR of the South Library at Cal State univ. Northridge: "A good Greek soldier never leaves his friend's behind." |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:12am I'm still trying to get ahold of some chick named Jenny. 867-5309. |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Frank_W on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:40am on 06/16/05 at 10:12:59, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
NNnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Oh, you bastage!! Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for the next four days. Grrrrr... *shakes fist* "I'll get you yet, Red Baron!!" >:( [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Frank_W on Jun 16th, 2005, 12:00pm A bunch of the fellas used to go over to a friend's house and swim, when we were kids. His parents were hopelessly dumb. They put up a sign that read, "OOL. You'll notice there's no 'P' in our pool. Please keep it that way." Man, we pissed in that pool every chance we got, every damn day! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by cootie on Jun 16th, 2005, 2:16pm Guess that pool had alot of WARM spots......spa pool ? I always wonder when I see the new signs in bathrooms at resturants.....employee's MUST wash hands......does that mean they didn't before ? Lill pee-pee-poo-poo with your dinner Pam :P |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by sandie99 on Jun 16th, 2005, 2:22pm on 06/16/05 at 14:16:21, cootie wrote:
Thank goodness I'm not going to restaurants shortly... Now I'm just trying to get that image out of my head... :-/ But a cousin of mine has worked at McDonald's for a long time and apparently they have strict policies about hygine. At least, they do here in Finland. |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by cootie on Jun 16th, 2005, 2:48pm Back when I was in high school several of my friends were getting jobs in the fast food resturants......but......if someone came in they didn't like or they gave them some shit with an order they would spit or HOCK in the food and on the sandwich and then watch them eat it and laugh there asses off. I NEVER forgot that.......even knew cases where they drop'd salads or fries on the floor and sweept em back up for customers. Needless to say.....I rarely give waiters or waitress's any shit 'BEFORE' anything edible comes to my table......visuals of an eaters nitemare Pam |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by kimmeesue on Jun 17th, 2005, 12:46am on 06/16/05 at 10:40:22, Frank_W wrote:
and I just got Alice's Restaurant out of my head |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by BobG on Jun 17th, 2005, 5:17am on 06/16/05 at 14:16:21, cootie wrote:
I don't pay any attention to those signs. Too many times I have waited and waited and just said screw the waiting and washed them myself. |
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Title: Re: BATHROOM SIGNS... Post by Frank_W on Jun 17th, 2005, 7:29am LMAO, Bob! |
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