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Title: Stupid questions Post by sandie99 on Jun 15th, 2005, 2:22pm A friend send these to me this morning. Now it's your time to think about them... :) Why... people talk about 'getting engaged' beforehand instead of just doing it there and then in the first place? [smiley=huh.gif] Why... people bother to cheat their partners instead of admitting honestly that they don't feel the love anymore/are bored/need some excitement/whatever? Is it just me who'd rather be brutally honest than cheat? [smiley=huh.gif] Why... in a house with 4 women living in it, the regular male quest always leaves the toilet seat up?! Is it just a stupid habit or carelessness from his part or just a case of 'oops, I forgot'? Why... people give you a compliment after they have insulted you? Or turn their compliments into insults just like that? [smiley=huh.gif] Why... so many people claim that they don't read their horoscopes although many of them do? [smiley=huh.gif] Why... one fool can ask more questions than a bunch of wise people have time to answer... ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Jonny on Jun 15th, 2005, 5:43pm on 06/15/05 at 14:22:10, sandie99 wrote:
WHY.....Dont one of you women lift the seat if you know he is coming to visit? ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by LeLimey on Jun 15th, 2005, 5:44pm Or better yet.. firebomb the karzee with HIM in it!! ;) |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 15th, 2005, 5:45pm on 06/15/05 at 17:44:17, LeLimey wrote:
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by ghost62 on Jun 15th, 2005, 5:46pm Novel idea: look before you sit. We don't btch when the seat isnt left up for us. ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by LeLimey on Jun 15th, 2005, 5:48pm on 06/15/05 at 17:46:09, ghost62 wrote:
We've noticed!! >:( Why exactly did you think we call you swampy?! |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 15th, 2005, 5:50pm on 06/15/05 at 17:46:09, ghost62 wrote:
I must interject here fellas...the toilet seat was created to COVER, I repeat, COVER, the toilet bowl....it serves no other purpose. You guys need it up because of bad aim and dribble... :P We don't complain about your bad aim and dribble, all we ask is that you politely put the cover back down, so we don't go to sit down and instead end up with a seriously wet ass... Splish Splash my Ass was Taking a Bath Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Jonny on Jun 15th, 2005, 5:54pm Either way you end up with a wet ass...WTF do we care? LMMF(DRY)AO ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by burnt-toast on Jun 15th, 2005, 7:16pm This hasn't been proven yet but...... Archeologists are uncovering evidence that points to this very issue as the primary reason for the fall of the Roman Empire. Saw it on the Discovery Channel. ;) Tom |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by sandie99 on Jun 16th, 2005, 3:02am on 06/15/05 at 17:44:17, LeLimey wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif] Good one! May I point out: in a house in which 4 women LIVE the man who just visits, doesn't respect the place and it's rightful inhabitants enough to put that toilet seat down... >:( It always makes me angry to see/meet/hear about people who doesn't think about others. IF I'd visit a house full of male inhabitants, I'd respect them enough to put the seat back up after I'm done. Respect, family. Just respect. |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by LeLimey on Jun 16th, 2005, 4:07am superglue the seat down! ;) or cling film the toilet when you know he is coming round.. the splashback might teach him a lesson! Or lock the door, give him a milk bottle and tell him to take a walk! |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by BobG on Jun 16th, 2005, 6:17am on 06/16/05 at 03:02:21, sandie99 wrote:
I think in a house full on male inhabitants you wouldn't even go near the bathroom let alone put your fanny close to their toilet. Quote:
Like "You don't sweat much, for a fat chick." |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by E-Double on Jun 16th, 2005, 6:32am on 06/15/05 at 14:22:10, sandie99 wrote:
I don't understand why you are complaining.....be happy he is not pissing in your sink! Now that I think about it.....the sink is at a much more convenient height....I'll pass the word to Finnish men ;) [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by LeLimey on Jun 16th, 2005, 7:58am on 06/16/05 at 06:32:12, E-Double wrote:
Don't worry Sandie.. I'll thump Eric for you in Dallas!! >:( ;;D edited cos of abysmal spelling! |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by E-Double on Jun 16th, 2005, 8:13am on 06/16/05 at 07:58:31, LeLimey wrote:
Mental note........Have in depth conversation with Helen's hubby regarding appropriate and convenient pissing procedures to be carried out in the UK. |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 8:25am on 06/16/05 at 08:13:54, E-Double wrote:
Oooooh, you're in trouble now E2! Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by E-Double on Jun 16th, 2005, 8:29am on 06/16/05 at 08:25:27, Langa wrote:
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by ghost62 on Jun 16th, 2005, 8:29am on 06/16/05 at 08:13:54, E-Double wrote:
Thats easy pi$$ up .... ;;D ;;D ;;D and leave both seats down ... [smiley=bigguns.gif] then if that dont work use the sink. [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=smokin.gif] but above all else dont LEAVE THE SEAT UP!!!!!! [smiley=winkkiss.gif] [smiley=winkkiss.gif] [smiley=lick.gif] or, how about, well lets see, if you lay on the floor with the seat down and aim between the opening of the seats .... yea that could work. [smiley=smartass.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 8:40am Wait, wait I got it!!! I have a brilliant idea for you fellas!! Ready? It's a doosie, but I think you guys can handle it! LIFT COVER, PEE, COVER DOWN... You can do it!!!! Everything is possible if you have a little faith! I have faith in you my brothas! Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by ghost62 on Jun 16th, 2005, 8:44am on 06/16/05 at 08:40:57, Langa wrote:
Now you know we dont ever do simple ;;D ;;D ;;D ;) |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Frank_W on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:11am Women always bitch about the toilet seat. Look: It takes no effort to simply LOOK at the toilet before you sit down on it! I don't understand women hollering about getting a wet ass. What are you, BLIND? If the seat is up, simply put it down. In fact, rumor has it that gravity will even do MOST of the work for you! To summarize: 1. Open eyes. 2. LOOK before you squat. 3. If the seat is in the "Up" position, tilt it forward and let gravity take over. 4. Have a seat. I realize that this may be beyond the ken of most women, but if you really really exert yourselves and apply these simple steps that I've carefully outlined in this highly informative instruction manual, then YOU can avoid doing something as fucking stupid as falling into the toilet and then blaming that stupidity on someone else. You're welcome. *Perky smile* (fleeing for the hills) |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:18am Again, the toilet seat was created to COVER the toilet seat - it serves no other purpose. If men just have to have it up, then they should put it down...(did that sound right?)... You can also sit on the toilet, bring your little guy between your legs and pee that way – isn’t that more comfy for you anyway?. It’s about courtesy fellas! I rest my case. :-* Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by LeLimey on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:25am on 06/16/05 at 09:18:52, Langa wrote:
THAT is Franks problem Langa, you can't point and squirt if you have nothing to point! on 06/16/05 at 08:13:54, E-Double wrote:
Ha!! You'll be lucky! He tells everyone he married me so he knew where I was.. you know, like when you see a HUGE spider on the floor. Its okay when you can see it but if it ducks out of sight you get scared??? Thats his theory! on 06/16/05 at 08:44:33, ghost62 wrote:
Nope women do simple.. look what we marry!! :P Seriously though. I HAVE solved the problem of David not taking aim. I've pasted a pic of Michael Shumacher to the bottom of the toilet. He could pee through a polo to get that sucker!! [smiley=laugh.gif] Although we are looking for a picture of Jaspers EX neuro as that will allow for greater accuracy although there is a high risk of firebombing the bog which sort of defeats the object!! [smiley=huh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Frank_W on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:32am on 06/16/05 at 09:25:20, LeLimey wrote:
That's not true. My name is NOT "Bobbitt." LOL |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:32am on 06/16/05 at 09:18:52, Langa wrote:
It sure makes it easier to read the newspaper that way. ;;D Plus, when you are sitting you always have the opportunity to..... Oh, forget it. I was moving into grossness. I have to agree with Frank though too. I'd think that it should be a given that anyone who is getting ready to put their bare a$$ on a seat would look first to make sure about what they are getting ready to sit on. And: For all of you who believe the horoscopes, Here's your horoscope for the day. Today, you will be known as a giver of gifts. Expensive gifts should be given to people who have really creative nicknames like ExplodingEyeBall, and.... well...I can't think of any others. Have a nice day. |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by aprilbee on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:32am I grew up with two brothers, no sisters, I have NEVER in my life had the seat down when I went to pee...NEVER! |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:38am Quote:
We shouldn't have to look. And at 3 in the morning when we're half blind from sleep, we can't stop to think if we should check... Quote:
Langa!! Langa is a very creative and unique name...BTW, I take wire transfers... ;;D Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by thomas on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:50am Hey E-Dub, if they start whining in Dallas about your bathroom habits, just whip it out and piss in their purses, that should shut 'em up. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Frank_W on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:59am on 06/16/05 at 09:38:36, Langa wrote:
That's why I leave the plunger in there, now. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:06am on 06/16/05 at 09:59:52, Frank_W wrote:
I don't like you...I never did... ;) Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Frank_W on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:07am [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=sgrin.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:10am on 06/16/05 at 09:59:52, Frank_W wrote:
[smiley=spit.gif] Langa. I guess that is a pretty creative name. I'll share the gifts with you but...wire transfer??? You've got to get a PayPal account. |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by ghost62 on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:27am on 06/16/05 at 09:38:36, Langa wrote:
Now big question do you look to see if the lid is down or do you just sit on the flat surface and water your butt and thighs? or do you raise it? well if you can raise that why not be able to lower the other? WELL? ;;D ;;D ;;D Now ducking fast!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] :o :o |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by E-Double on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:37am on 06/16/05 at 09:50:29, thomas wrote:
The funny thing is that I grew up with women and have always been extremely conscience of putting down the seat or making sure that the slightest of splash was wiped clean. But I would be glad to whip it out anyway [smiley=laugh.gif]..Ready Aim......... |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:39am Quote:
I like you, I always have... ;) Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by thomas on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:43am on 06/16/05 at 10:37:06, E-Double wrote:
Me too but they don't need to know that. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by ghost62 on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:44am on 06/16/05 at 10:37:06, E-Double wrote:
I grew up wit 7 sisters (and people wonder why my head hurts) I am same but still love to stir the pot ... its just fun thats all ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by E-Double on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:44am Mannequin Piss http://www.mindspring.com/~jfg4/images/brussels/manaquin.jpg |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by E-Double on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:45am How about when that kinky chickie asks you to piss on her........Golden Showers [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:53am on 06/16/05 at 10:45:55, E-Double wrote:
http://photobucket.com/albums/y126/mery_scala/th_DUCT.jpg End of discussion! ;;D Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Frank_W on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:59am I thought Thomas provided a rather thoughtful and useful solution... No one ever complains when I leave the lid up on the clothes hamper, after I'm done pissing in it, though. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by E-Double on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:59am on 06/16/05 at 10:53:27, Langa wrote:
Did you really think that you can end this Langa??? http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=toilet/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=127okgkja/EXP=1119020936/*-http%3A//www.ninjapants.org/files/unisex%20toilet.jpg You Ladies can STAND!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] End of discussion! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:07am And what is she supposed to do when she is done…shake her ass…? We’re talking serious dribble here…and if she could do that as well as guys, then we wouldn’t even be having this discussion as she wouldn’t need the toilet seat down and furthermore there would be no need for toilet seats period…remember, and I must stress again…toilet seats were created to COVER the toilet. Simple concept that your male minds cannot accept. Lastly, it was a man that invented the toilet seat…research it. Sad, so sad… END OF DISCUSSION! |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by thomas on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:09am Gotta love a chick that goes out in a mini skirt with no panties on. She should have trimmed though. |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Frank_W on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:13am on 06/16/05 at 11:07:06, Langa wrote:
That's right!! Ladies, when you're done, put the damn seat up!! >:( |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by ghost62 on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:21am have you guys noticed the women avoid the question about the lid? "Now big question do you look to see if the lid is down or do you just sit on the flat surface and water your butt and thighs? or do you raise it? well if you can raise that why not be able to lower the other? WELL? " they just want everything thier way and to hell with logic! ;;D Face it guys we cant win when they keep dwelling on the seat and thier inability to look first, or is it they look and sit anyway just to prove a point? You know they are evil like that. ;) what ever it takes to get thier point across, including self injury and guilt. They know the seat is up, just like they know when the lid is down. [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=bunnybash.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=nopity.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=tongue2.gif] [smiley=winkkiss.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:22am on 06/16/05 at 11:13:30, Frank_W wrote:
Finally, you agree with everything I've said Frank! Love ya! ;;D Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:23am on 06/16/05 at 11:21:44, ghost62 wrote:
I thought we were friends? What's all this hostility about? [smiley=lick.gif] Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by ghost62 on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:28am on 06/16/05 at 11:23:34, Langa wrote:
We are bestes buddies but this is way to much fun. [smiley=winkkiss.gif] See still ducking the question I see and your sisters ran .... [smiley=lick.gif] [smiley=yikes.gif] Left you to go this alone [smiley=smokin.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Frank_W on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:28am on 06/16/05 at 11:21:44, ghost62 wrote:
*ZING!! Whizz-BANG!! Ka-POWIE!!* |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by sandie99 on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:31am on 06/16/05 at 06:17:38, BobG wrote:
Bob, I was theoretically speaking... ;;D on 06/16/05 at 06:17:38, BobG wrote:
Yep, that's it! ;) Helen, thanks! Keep him grounded in Dallas! And make sure he & your hubby don't have a long conversation... ;) BTW, Finnish guys....! Don't get me started on the topic! ::) |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:33am on 06/16/05 at 11:28:01, ghost62 wrote:
I’ve already answered your question in my other posts boo-boo… And my friends NEVER forsake me…we’re taking turns… ;) Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by E-Double on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:42am on 06/16/05 at 11:22:12, Langa wrote:
I can't wait to meet you too ;) |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by ghost62 on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:45am on 06/16/05 at 11:21:44, ghost62 wrote:
I keep hearing that this was answered. :o ;;D :-* (stirring the pot some more) But I only see duct tape on a seat. Don't you know guys like duct tape? [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by LeLimey on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:58am Ghostie if you think for one minute you scared me off you have another thing coming! Langa I'm sorry to disappoint you and my other sisters but I think I can see the blokes point.. or rather I can't! Obviously none of them have the PROPER point and squirt technology.. must still all have MICROSOFT don't you think?! |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by ghost62 on Jun 16th, 2005, 12:03pm As I like to say " guys if your swining a short bat step up to the plate." I too hate to step into lake eerie ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 12:54pm on 06/16/05 at 11:42:35, E-Double wrote:
I think you're being condesending...I don't trust you, and you stink! Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by E-Double on Jun 16th, 2005, 1:27pm on 06/16/05 at 12:54:04, Langa wrote:
There is no condescension in my words...I am one of the most trustworth men you will ever meet and the aroma that I exude is quite delightful ;) Poopiehead! Eric |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 16th, 2005, 4:25pm Buttface! http://bestsmileys.com/tongs/15.gif Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by ghost62 on Jun 16th, 2005, 5:07pm on 06/16/05 at 16:25:16, Langa wrote:
Hey I resemble that remark ;;D ;) [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by AussieBrian on Jun 16th, 2005, 5:08pm Must be lovely to have a toilet seat to argue over - not everybody has one, you know. All donations to the AussieBrian Benevolent Fund gleefully accepted. |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by BlueMeanie on Jun 16th, 2005, 7:00pm on 06/16/05 at 09:18:52, Langa wrote:
If it serves no other purpose, then why bitch about it. You obviously don't need to sit on it do you. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Opus on Jun 16th, 2005, 8:39pm on 06/16/05 at 11:58:25, LeLimey wrote:
LeLimey has a point, I have noticed that since I stopped using Microsoft software, I no longer had problems with a micro soft software. I solved the complaints but always putting the lid down every time. It seems it is easier to put the seat down than to lift the lid. Opus/Paul |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Donna_D. on Jun 16th, 2005, 9:01pm on 06/16/05 at 17:08:10, AussieBrian wrote:
Sad, but true.... Here is a fine example. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v636/brianbogdan/root/march/no_toilet.jpg ;;D DD |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by rickyshot on Jun 16th, 2005, 10:03pm I am convinced that this family has nothing better to do than surf the net all day and come up with these amazing pix and jokes. I am fuckin dying here ;;D [smiley=crackup.gif]. BTW where is the guys penis. She got more than him lol ROTFLMAO |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Charlie on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:06pm When I pee in the sink, I always take out the dishes first. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/ohjez.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Donna_D. on Jun 17th, 2005, 2:06am http://www.u-blog.net/kiffatous/img/pee.gif http://www.anarchyforums.net/html/emoticons/EvilToilet.gif ;;D DD |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by sandie99 on Jun 17th, 2005, 2:48am on 06/16/05 at 22:03:43, rickyshot wrote:
Shhhh! Don't let our secret out... ;) :-X |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by LeLimey on Jun 17th, 2005, 3:29am on 06/16/05 at 23:06:14, Charlie wrote:
ALWAYS the gentleman Charlie!!! :-* |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by ghost62 on Jun 17th, 2005, 9:50am on 06/16/05 at 22:03:43, rickyshot wrote:
Ok I figured it out peni$ envy thats why women get so mad about the seat ... [smiley=headbanger.gif]also non of you have yet explained why you have no problem seeing the lid down but can't see the seat up even at 3 am ... [smiley=biggrin.gif] face it i can harp on this forever .... ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Frank_W on Jun 17th, 2005, 10:01am Besides: The idea of someone going to sit down and falling IN the toilet is just hilarious to me. (Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am going to Hell!) ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by seasonalboomer on Jun 17th, 2005, 10:07am Just a little funny story. A couple weeks ago at our lakehouse, my motherinlaw was staying with us. It's about midnight and I hear this loud thu-thu-thump coming from the direction of the guest room bathroom. My mother-inlaw, on her way to the toilet had fallen into the bathtub in the dark, because she "didn't want to turn the light on". Luckily she was unhurt -- but the next morning, being the nice daughter that my wife is, she told her that we're going to have to do one of two things, either install a night light for her, or intall a seat on the tub. |
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Title: Re: Stupid questions Post by Langa on Jun 17th, 2005, 10:23am MY PRAYER FOR ALL THE MEN THAT DON’T PUT THE TOILET SEAT BACK DOWN… [smiley=smartass2.gif] http://bestsmileys.com/toliot/11.gif Have a nice day! Langa |
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