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(Message started by: notseinfeld on Jun 14th, 2005, 1:13pm)
Title: Some classifieds
Post by notseinfeld on Jun 14th, 2005, 1:13pm
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

FREE PUPPIES...
PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG

GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

FOUND:
DIRTY WHITE DOG
LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.

1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB - $850/offer

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED.
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY

HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb

NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
SLIGHTLY STAINED

TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300

OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS

FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.
Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by sandie99 on Jun 14th, 2005, 1:32pm
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Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by aprilbee on Jun 14th, 2005, 1:56pm
I love the hummer one...I would hope that if they are in stock they have 'em...LMAO!! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by Frank_W on Jun 14th, 2005, 2:19pm
LMAO!! These are great!
Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by byoung111 on Jun 14th, 2005, 2:28pm
The following ad appeared in a newspaper .....

"SBF( single, black, female) Seeks Male companionship.
Age and ethnicity unimportant. I'm a young, svelte good
looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the
woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting/camping/fishing
trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the
front door when you get home from work, wearing only
what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours."
Call 555-XXXX and ask for Daisy.

(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy
was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.
They received 643 calls in the two days.)
Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by Kirk on Jun 14th, 2005, 3:18pm
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Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by Jonny on Jun 14th, 2005, 4:00pm
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Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by high_commander on Jun 14th, 2005, 4:17pm
Yes, that is true.....But if your having a "blessed experience", it's best not to do THAT in church.

;;D ;;D

Baptist Church Attendee
Danielle

;;D
Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by Frank_W on Jun 14th, 2005, 4:18pm
But what if it's SO GOOD, it's like, a religious experience?  :o [smiley=laugh.gif]

I can dig it, Maharishii!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by AussieBrian on Jun 14th, 2005, 4:44pm
LOST DOG:  Mainly brown with large scar on shoulder. Left ear missing, blind in right eye, limps. Recently neutered.  Answers to "Lucky".
Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by LeLimey on Jun 14th, 2005, 5:42pm
Hey Brian its good to see you posting! I've missed you, how are you doing?
Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by AussieBrian on Jun 15th, 2005, 5:35am
G'day, LeLimey.  Missed you, too, and everyone else here.

Only got good news, though.  Took a job as relieving manager in a little general store on a very, very remote island.  Love it so much I refuse to leave so Denny's joining me here Monday and we're taking over permanently.

All those brochure-pictures you see of idyllic coastlines and sparkling oceans, palm trees swaying in the breeze and the old fishing rod bent double - well, that's me!

The one slight irritation is this bloody computer.  That it's a bit old and slow is one thing, but each time I flip between threads I have to go round the back to shovel in a bit more coal.  As for the mouse,  I think the cat got it.

So all in all, things are good.  And I wish the lot to every one of my mates here at CH.com, my home away from home.

Cheers all,

Brian Down Under.
Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by LeLimey on Jun 15th, 2005, 6:22am
Good for you! I'm glad you found your paradise (you lucky bugger!)
Hope you've got a good supply of coal in though 'cos I'm expecting to see more of you now!
Oh and pics. We need pics, lots of pics please!
Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by Frank_W on Jun 15th, 2005, 9:24am
Howdy, Brian!! Have you given any thought to taking up scuba diving or snorkeling? One of these days, I swear, I'm going to dive the Great Barrier Reef! I'm green with envy, and glad that everything's going well for you.
Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by AussieBrian on Jun 15th, 2005, 5:12pm
Ah, diving on the Great Barrier Reef.  Yep, there's nothing quite like it.  It's also very, very safe.

Just where I now live, though, we're a little more wary around the water on account of the swamp lizards  (known elsewhere as Crocodilus porosis).

As for anyone thinking of visiting the fair shores of Oz, my offer always stands.  Get in touch with me to let me know your interests and I can give you heaps of good gen on where to go, what to do, and what to avoid.

It's a beaut place and everyone's welcome while they can smile and shout their round, and I'm never more than a PM away.

As for pics, no worries.  I've already found a socket marked 'Box Brownie'  so it's now but a visit to Ye Olde Computer Shoppe and I'll be right.

Cheers & Beers,

Brian.

PS  I've also found an alternative power supply, but one of the pedals is missing.
Title: Re: Some classifieds
Post by Frank_W on Jun 15th, 2005, 5:36pm

on 06/15/05 at 17:12:10, AussieBrian wrote:
Ah, diving on the Great Barrier Reef.  Yep, there's nothing quite like it.  It's also very, very safe.


Someday soon, I hope to take you up on that offer.


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Just where I now live, though, we're a little more wary around the water on account of the swamp lizards  (known elsewhere as Crocodilus porosis).


Well, I could always use a new pair of boots, and I've heard that the little fellas are quite tasty, besides! ;)


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As for anyone thinking of visiting the fair shores of Oz, my offer always stands.  Get in touch with me to let me know your interests and I can give you heaps of good gen on where to go, what to do, and what to avoid.


Likewise, if you ever happen to be passing through Tennessee!


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It's a beaut place and everyone's welcome while they can smile and shout their round, and I'm never more than a PM away.


As long as you bring some Sheilas! ;;D


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PS  I've also found an alternative power supply, but one of the pedals is missing.


LMAO!


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