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(Message started by: Jimi on Jun 10^th, 2005, 10:57am)

Title: Let's Roll!
Post by Jimi on Jun 10^th, 2005, 10:57am

USRSF!

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri,Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

Title: Re: Let's Roll!
Post by don on Jun 10^th, 2005, 11:01am

6. Iraqi terrorists have banned the use of bobble head "Homer Simpsons" on the dashboard.

Title: Re: Let's Roll!
Post by Frank_W on Jun 10^th, 2005, 11:01am

Don't forget:
Unlimited Ammo
Beltfed Weapons
Close Airpower Support

"WHOO-HOO!!! GET SOME!!!!" >:( ;;D

Title: Re: Let's Roll!
Post by don on Jun 10^th, 2005, 11:03am

7. They through their support behind John Kerry.

Title: Re: Let's Roll!
Post by BarbaraD on Jun 11^th, 2005, 7:30am

People in East Texas are lining up to enlist in this one.

What's the bag limit???

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Let's Roll!
Post by Biker on Jun 11^th, 2005, 10:56am

I believe we are already there!!!!!!!!!!!! JimBob, Nitro, and Cooter have their still set up already. They claim the military trucks they use are kinda "wimpy" and the military issure firearms "lack the punch" they are use to. They seem to like the large boar cannons, but dislike the heat, sand, and the lack of available adult beverage and loose females. They have yet to encounter a foot-stomping bar, and are mostly boared with the regular military.
Our national guard is there in great numbers, and having a hoot after dark-----so the letters home state. The claim is that if the regular military would get out the way, they could have this mess cleaned up before July.