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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Jun 7^th, 2005, 11:05pm)

Title: Funny.......
Post by BarbaraD on Jun 7^th, 2005, 11:05pm

> As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
> door, she
> heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
> within. Opening the
> door, she observed her daughter giving herself a
> real workout with
> a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the
> world are you doing?"
> >
> > The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years
> old, unmarried,
> and this thing is about as close as I'll ever
> get to a husband.
> Please, go away and leave me alone."
> >
> > The next day, the girl's father heard the same
> buzz coming from
> the other side of th e closed bedroom door.
> Upon entering the
> room, he observed his daughter making
> passionate love to her
> vibrator.
> >
> > To his query as to what she was doing, the
> daughter said, "Dad,
> I'm thirty-fiv e years old, unmarried, and
> this thing is about as close
> as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go
> away and leave me alone."
> >
> > A couple days later, the wife and daughter
> came home from a
> shopping trip, placed the groceries on the
> kitchen counter, and
> heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all
> places, the family
> room. They entered that area and observed
> the husband/father
> sitting on the couch, staring at the TV.
> The vibrator was next to
> him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
> >
> > The wife asked, "What the hell are you
> doing?"
> >
> > The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball
> game with my
> son-in-law."

Hey Deb -- how's the "rabbit" doing... got batteries????

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Funny.......
Post by Frank_W on Jun 8^th, 2005, 8:15am

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Title: Re: Funny.......
Post by ghost62 on Jun 8^th, 2005, 10:47am

A bus load of ugly people are killed in a major accident. Up in heaven they are all standing in front of Peter and Peter tells them, "Since you were all unattractive during your lives on earth, I will grant you one wish and set you back on earth........choose it wisely." The first guys says, "I just want to be beautiful" and Peter says, "Granted" and the man disappears. About that time the guy at the end of the line starts to snicker. Everyone turns around and looks at the man curious. The next guy says, "I want to be like the first guy, I had money growing up but I dont know what it's like to be good looking" so Peter says, "Granted" and the man disappears too. About that time the guys starts to laugh but a little harder this time. Well as people are stepping up in line they all are requesting the same thing, they want to be good looking and as each one steps up and makes their request the man laughs harder and harder. Well the 2nd to the last guy steps up and says, "I want to also be good looking like the rest, I had money, fame, friends, I had it all but I dont know what it's like to be wanted by women" and Peter says, "Granted" and the man disappears........... Finally Peter looks at the last man who is on the ground killing himself in laughter and Peter steps over to the man and says, "Son, I don't know what's so funny but you also have 1 wish, choose it wisely"............ The man can barely contain himself but manages to stop for a second and says.... "Make em' all ugly again"

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