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(Message started by: Miklos on Jun 7th, 2005, 7:53pm)
Title: Sweet little horror story
Post by Miklos on Jun 7th, 2005, 7:53pm
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door...
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Jonny on Jun 7th, 2005, 7:58pm
Ok, try this again..........it was a ho and we had a good time  (I never entered her....LOL ;;D )
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by cootie on Jun 7th, 2005, 10:03pm
So he got out his gun and blasted thru the door.......'alone again' naturally Pam
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by giffy76 on Jun 8th, 2005, 8:29am
He slowly opened the door to find satan standing with a half nekid hot woman. Satan then proposed the woman for his soul, knowingly he declined the offer saying, "why go through hell twice" He shut the door and went back to his life partner Imitrex. I love you Imitrex and I will never betray you.
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Frank_W on Jun 8th, 2005, 8:36am
"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door...

...and he realized that he was no longer the last man on Earth, so he picked up his guitar and started singing, 'You can keep on knockin' but you can't come in!!'"  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Langa on Jun 8th, 2005, 11:22am

on 06/08/05 at 08:29:54, giffy76 wrote:
He slowly opened the door to find satan standing with a half nekid hot woman. Satan then proposed the woman for his soul, knowingly he declined the offer saying, "why go through hell twice" He shut the door and went back to his life partner Imitrex. I love you Imitrex and I will never betray you.


Interesting...

Frank, you crack me up!

Langa
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Jimmy_B on Jun 8th, 2005, 12:47pm

on 06/07/05 at 19:53:06, Miklos wrote:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door...


and he answered and found all the remaining WOMEN, looking for the last MAN on earth.

Da Dum Dum.
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Frank_W on Jun 8th, 2005, 12:52pm
".....and he lived happily ever after, and was never heard from again." Sounds like a great story, Jimmy! LOL!
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by giffy76 on Jun 8th, 2005, 12:56pm
Imagine that "to do" list
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Gator on Jun 8th, 2005, 1:03pm

on 06/07/05 at 19:53:06, Miklos wrote:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door...



His heart lept into his throat as he sprang to his feet, knocking over the chair he had been sitting in.   Elation and overwhelming fear filled his head.  "Could it be I am no longer alone? he thought, "Or is it them?  Have they finally found my hiding place?"  
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by giffy76 on Jun 8th, 2005, 1:08pm
Ok gator, who are "them"
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by ghost62 on Jun 8th, 2005, 1:16pm

on 06/08/05 at 13:03:44, Gator wrote:
His heart lept into his throat as he sprang to his feet, knocking over the chair he had been sitting in.   Elation and overwhelming fear filled his head.  "Could it be I am no longer alone? he thought, "Or is it them?  Have they finally found my hiding place?"  

With that uncertanty as he reached the door he began to wonder whether or not to open it. Could it be help or could it really be them? If it was them would they knock or
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Gator on Jun 8th, 2005, 1:39pm

on 06/08/05 at 13:08:29, giffy76 wrote:
Ok gator, who are "them"


I suppose we'll have to wait and see where the story takes us.





BTW, did you ever see a movie called The Omega Man?    The movie came out in the early 70's.  Geez, am I dating myself.
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Frank_W on Jun 8th, 2005, 1:41pm

on 06/08/05 at 13:39:10, Gator wrote:
Geez, am I dating myself.


What a coincidence! I dated my right hand, last night...
;;D
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Gator on Jun 8th, 2005, 2:01pm

on 06/08/05 at 13:41:27, Frank_W wrote:
What a coincidence! I dated my right hand, last night...
;;D


::)  What a jerk.   LMAO!!!
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Frank_W on Jun 8th, 2005, 2:03pm

on 06/08/05 at 14:01:42, Gator wrote:
::)  What a jerk.   LMAO!!!


LMAO!!!
[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by clarence on Jun 8th, 2005, 2:05pm

on 06/08/05 at 13:39:10, Gator wrote:
BTW, did you ever see a movie called The Omega Man?    The movie came out in the early 70's.  Geez, am I dating myself.


The Omega Man - Wasn't it Charleton Heston?  And he actually was the last man on earth.  Classic flick.  Prime example of a "Christ-figure" in film.  The filmmakers made it wicked obvious.

Casey
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Gator on Jun 8th, 2005, 2:18pm
Yeah, Charleton Heston, 1971.  There were a lot of themes running through the movie for the socially conscious.  Me, I was just a dumb kid enjoying a movie.
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Drk^Angel on Jun 8th, 2005, 2:21pm

on 06/07/05 at 19:53:06, Miklos wrote:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door...


And the last man on Earth exclaimed, "Damn it!  I told you yesterday, that the rent is in the mail!"

PFDAN..................................... Drk^Angel
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Kirk on Jun 8th, 2005, 2:37pm
He sprang from the chair. A live chicken in one hand, and a defribulator in the other. Slowly he approached the door.........

[smiley=winkkiss.gif]
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by sandie99 on Jun 8th, 2005, 2:54pm
I can see a lots of comedy writer material in here.  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by seasonalboomer on Jun 8th, 2005, 3:14pm

on 06/07/05 at 19:53:06, Miklos wrote:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door...


and he sat back in the throne he had found, took a big drag off of the Marlboro he was smoking and said, "who the fuck could that be?"




Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by aprilbee on Jun 8th, 2005, 3:21pm
He shouted "who is there?!"  when no answer came, he sat his baby oil down, turned off the tv and got up to answer the door....when he tripped over the lamp cord, hitting his head on the corner of the table knocking him out cold...then the door handle slowly started to turn...
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by ghost62 on Jun 8th, 2005, 3:30pm

on 06/08/05 at 15:21:58, aprilbee wrote:
He shouted "who is there?!"  when no answer came, he sat his baby oil down, turned off the tv and got up to answer the door....when he tripped over the lamp cord, hitting his head on the corner of the table knocking him out cold...then the door handle slowly started to turn...



As he was drifting in and out of consiousness he thought he had seen 3 dark small figures that looked like, no it couldn't be, not a giant...
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 8th, 2005, 3:36pm

on 06/07/05 at 19:53:06, Miklos wrote:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door...




and yet another knock, this time a little more rapid and more persistant if not insisting.


He slowly lowered the book he had been reading to his lap and turned his head toward the door.
 
A  look of dread crossed his face as he realized what was to immediately follow...rising from his seat he yelled toward the door.........




"ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ALREADY. I WILL MOW THE DAMN YARD!  YOU HAPPY NOW, WOMAN?!?!?"



*flush*









::)



DD
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Jimi on Jun 8th, 2005, 9:32pm
   His left eye and nose began to run, and that all too familiar pain rose quickly in his skull and he screamed!
 
    THE DEMON HAD FOUND HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by BarbaraD on Jun 8th, 2005, 10:20pm

on 06/07/05 at 19:53:06, Miklos wrote:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door...



Of course it was DOMINO's with his Pepperroni Pizza!!!!

Hugs BD
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by BlueMeanie on Jun 8th, 2005, 11:20pm
All these stories are making me think you've ALL seen "The Devil & Mrs. Jones".  :o
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Charlie on Jun 9th, 2005, 1:36am
He answered the door and two guys in white shirts and ties.....well, you know the rest.

Charlie
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by cootie on Jun 9th, 2005, 1:42am
You put down your gun and realize it is Publishers Clearing House knocking with a check that says you have won one million dollars !!!!!! They then discover after they present you with the large check and take pictures that they have the wrong address. The obnoxious bald guy that lives next door and owns 3 cars and house is paid off is the winner not poor lill ole you. So......you reload the gun and go postal till you ARE the only man left. Game on. Nothin like a story that ends as it began Pam  
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 9th, 2005, 4:15am
My luck...


It would be last woman on earth and the last woman that told me she wouldn't go out with me if I was the last man on earth.

Tom  
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Jimmy_B on Jun 9th, 2005, 10:24am
http://24.249.98.5/WWW-Pics/PublicPics/scaredkitty.jpg
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by broomhilda on Jun 9th, 2005, 6:07pm

on 06/07/05 at 19:53:06, Miklos wrote:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door...


He opened the door and...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/bgull2/jonnyhula.jpg  
Title: Re: Sweet little horror story
Post by Jonny on Jun 9th, 2005, 6:13pm

on 06/09/05 at 18:07:30, broomhilda wrote:
He opened the door and...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/bgull2/jonnyhula.jpg  


I look DAMN good in anything!!!


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