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(Message started by: LadyElaine on Jun 6^th, 2005, 10:20pm)

Title: My whole family is crazy like me!
Post by LadyElaine on Jun 6^th, 2005, 10:20pm

My brothers built me a porch. Well THEY forgot to put a power outlit out there. Every time My brother Buford would called me I would say stuff like. I have a outlit box and wire for sale. Hint hint get your butt over here and finish the job LOL.

So Saturday he showed up. I kept hearing him say things like Oh no or oops. I asked him do you know what you are doing? My house won't catch on fire will it?
He said yea I know what I am doing. He held up a book and a piece of paper and said I have step by step instructions. Today I was cleaning up the porch and I found his step by step instructions.

1. Make sure Johnnie and Buddy have their homeowners insurance paid up to date.
2. Ask ; Why me Lord?
3. Make sure power is off to existing outlet. Wet fangers in outlet is not recommended.
4. Drill Hole into wall if bits hits wire make sure step one was yes. Then call Fire Department.
5. After fire department leaves Fishish work.
6. After work completed leave before power is turned back on.
7. Return Home and change email address and home phone number.
8. Change name and avoid any return visits.

I am ROTFLMAO.

Title: Re: My whole family is crazy like me!
Post by Sean_C on Jun 6^th, 2005, 10:27pm

ROTFLMMFAO thats a keeper E ;;D

I'm off to bed, night all ;;D

Sean................................

Title: Re: My whole family is crazy like me!
Post by LeLimey on Jun 7^th, 2005, 3:27am

Well Elaine there is "good" crazy and "bad" crazy... and I don't know which that is but it made me really laugh out loud! If you can get hold of your brother (try a detective agency) tell him thanks from me! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: My whole family is crazy like me!
Post by sandie99 on Jun 7^th, 2005, 4:55am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: My whole family is crazy like me!
Post by Melissa on Jun 7^th, 2005, 7:28am

LOL Elaine!

;;D

Title: Re: My whole family is crazy like me!
Post by aprilbee on Jun 7^th, 2005, 8:22am

[smiley=laugh.gif] wonder if we're related, sounds like my brothers trying to fix something at my house!!

Title: Re: My whole family is crazy like me!
Post by Svenn on Jun 7^th, 2005, 9:29am

The title on your Thread Elaine just confirm what we already know :-* :-* ;) ;)

Title: Re: My whole family is crazy like me!
Post by MargaretG on Jun 7^th, 2005, 9:01pm

Makes me wonder if we're distant kin.
That list is familar in general context even if the details differ!
Only kinda family to have. :D

Title: Re: My whole family is crazy like me!
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jun 7^th, 2005, 9:10pm

E - you're the best kind of "crazy" there is. Wish there were more like you and your family.

Hugs - Carol

Title: Re: My whole family is crazy like me!
Post by Candycane on Jun 7^th, 2005, 11:09pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Thats funny, but scary too ;;D

be leary if you hear crackling noices when you switch the light on