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(Message started by: vietvet2tours on Jun 6^th, 2005, 3:21pm)

Title: Spider
Post by vietvet2tours on Jun 6^th, 2005, 3:21pm

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d827b3127cce925719d2496200000016108Eas2LNu3bi

Title: Re: Spider
Post by aprilbee on Jun 6^th, 2005, 3:44pm

[smiley=eek5.gif]

Title: Re: Spider
Post by clarence on Jun 6^th, 2005, 3:45pm

That's one wicked lookin spider you got there.

Is that in the jungle of your yard?

Casey

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Langa on Jun 6^th, 2005, 3:45pm

I don’t like bugs… :-[

Langa

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Frank_W on Jun 6^th, 2005, 3:48pm

I saw one like that, a couple of years ago, when I was clearing a bunch of blackberry vines, honeysuckle, and jasmine from the back of my land. She was sitting on an eggsac too, so I thought, "Okay, Ms. Spider, I'll give you plenty of room. Live and let live."

Later, as I was working, I must have brushed against the stalk she was sitting on, because the next thing I knew, I felt a horrible sting on the inside of my left elbow. I looked, and there was a large red welt that was itching and burning.

Fuck it: That was an act of war, so I promptly chopped down the stalk that she was sitting on with my machete, destroyed her web, stomped her into the dirt, ground the whole eggcase under my heel, sprayed the whole thing with lighter fluid and commenced to burn everything within a 2' radius. Bitch. >:(

Other than that, uh... pretty spider! :)

Title: Re: Spider
Post by aprilbee on Jun 6^th, 2005, 3:52pm

on 06/06/05 at 15:48:16, Frank_W wrote:

Bitch. >:(

Other than that, uh... pretty spider! :)

[smiley=slowlaugh.gif] I'm with you, I don't mind spiders until they piss me off, then its on like donky kong beeatch!!

Title: Re: Spider
Post by vig on Jun 6^th, 2005, 3:56pm

ooooooh, spiders!

how about reptiles?

http://www.kdlltd.com/vig/toadCans.jpg

Title: Re: Spider
Post by clarence on Jun 6^th, 2005, 3:56pm

on 06/06/05 at 15:48:16, Frank_W wrote:

I
Fuck it: That was an act of war, so I promptly chopped down the stalk that she was sitting on with my machete, destroyed her web, stomped her into the dirt, ground the whole eggcase under my heel, sprayed the whole thing with lighter fluid and commenced to burn everything within a 2' radius. Bitch. >:(

Other than that, uh... pretty spider! :)

LMAO!!! That is the best ever!

Casey

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Frank_W on Jun 6^th, 2005, 4:20pm

It's all fun and games 'til the lighter fluid comes out. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Ree on Jun 6^th, 2005, 10:38pm

When I was pregnant with SEAN I got bit by a spider and couldnt walk... didnt know what was up..... had to have tests and go on serious meds..... dangerous to the baby but they didnt want the poison to spread.....Well since that day I realized that 80% of spiders bite....yes and they usually use the blood they steal to incubate their babies......so I believe in the ole live and let live too Frank.....but "if you aint gonna comply you die......."!!! Rees #1 Spider motto.....

be well kill spiders.......love ree

ps did eyes of fire (eyesablazin) see that spider...... Hi Steve miss ya...... ree

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Sean_C on Jun 6^th, 2005, 10:51pm

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/camel_spider1a.jpg

How fast can you run? These Camel Spiders can travel at of 10 mph ;;D

Sean.................................

Title: Re: Spider
Post by cootie on Jun 6^th, 2005, 11:05pm

I'm scared shitless of spiders and bee's !! I'm so out of control freaked out by them I scare myself. Have had jumping spiders get in my vehicles and as I go down the road they decide to do scare tactics !! Jumpin from the visor onto my steering wheel and turn to look at me cuz my face is next is a left of center waiting to happen Pam

I've been haveing trouble with these big bumble bee's boreing into my wood frame'd kennel and porch overhangs and screen room too. Been sprayin the holes but they seem to be back next day boreing deeper. Piles of sawdust everywhere.....can't believe how big the holes are and figure they are doin some structure damage year by year. Any ideas ?? Some have been attacking me that I have blocked there holes up and they seem to remember it and wait for me from then on as they look for new places to drill into !!

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Charlie on Jun 7^th, 2005, 4:32am

I always think of my cousin Holly who has carried out spiders, all kinds of insects and mice from her home so as not to harm these creatures.....as I stomp, burn, spray, slice, smash or otherwise slay all the various pests that stumble in here. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/stopit!.gif

Cool pictures though

Charlie

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Langa on Jun 7^th, 2005, 8:35am

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/camel_spider1a.jpg

I'd completely freak out if I saw something like this... :-[

Langa

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Bethany1 on Jun 7^th, 2005, 8:42am

Maria, I just threw up in my mouth. :-[ :-[ :-[ :'(

Title: Re: Spider
Post by nani on Jun 7^th, 2005, 9:53am

on 06/07/05 at 04:32:50, Charlie wrote:

I always think of my cousin Holly who has carried out spiders, all kinds of insects and mice from her home so as not to harm these creatures.....
Charlie

Holly is a woman after my own heart. I carry them out, too. Langa, a spider isn't a bug...a spider EATS bugs. Spiders are my friends. :)

Cool pic, Potter.

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Langa on Jun 7^th, 2005, 9:59am

Nani, I know spiders eat bugs...that's what Crystal tells me anyway...she says I can't kill them cause they eat the bugs (and she is terrified of bugs)...so meanwhile I have to see them crawling around...? Don't think so. If she's home, she carries them out, if not, they get stomped... :P

By the way, Peanut killed a chipmunk and brought me the mutilated corpse last night...laid the lil present at my feet...she was completely thrilled with herself while Crys and I had a hissy fit.

Langa

Title: Re: Spider
Post by nani on Jun 7^th, 2005, 10:06am

on 06/07/05 at 09:59:56, Langa wrote:

By the way, Peanut killed a chipmunk and brought me the mutilated corpse last night...laid the lil present at my feet...she was completely thrilled with herself while Crys and I had a hissy fit.

LOL...the downside of the food chain in action. I'm lucky that my dogs don't do much of that. They do chase skunks out of the yard, often with malodorus results. Didja know that skunk isn't the worst smell in the world, just the MOST smell in the world. Ah...the joys of rural living...

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Bethany1 on Jun 7^th, 2005, 10:06am

I like spiders too, just not that alien thing that langa posted. Didn't they used to say that if you killed a spider, it would rain? Anyways, I stopped stomping on spiders after I saw Charlottes Web.

Title: Re: Spider
Post by giffy76 on Jun 7^th, 2005, 10:14am

In order for me to get that damn close to one of them big som b!tches I'd need a case a beer and Jonnys Boot

Title: Re: Spider
Post by giffy76 on Jun 7^th, 2005, 10:17am

Charlottes Web made me stomp more of em, don't you remember all the little spidelings she procreated?

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Frank_W on Jun 7^th, 2005, 10:22am

Coots, it sounds like you have carpenter bees. It's not so bad until they break into a chorus of, "Rainy Days & Mondays," and then start refusing to eat.

/why yes, yes I am going to Hell. Is this the bus? Can I have a window seat? Thanks! :o [smiley=laugh.gif] :-X

Title: Re: Spider
Post by nani on Jun 7^th, 2005, 10:25am

on 06/07/05 at 10:22:10, Frank_W wrote:

ROTFLMAO....http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif

Title: Re: Spider
Post by cootie on Jun 7^th, 2005, 10:36am

Carpenter bees......are they the size of a golf ball.....well close at least ? They need to take up carpentry somewhere else......or should I go find a really nice house I like and start makeing it MINE too and start drilling and rearrangeing things to fit my family. Carpenter coots Pam

I just killed the bastard that had it out for me and I keep destroyin his 'would be holes' with spray but he escapes. He's been starting a new hole by the slideing door and the minute I walk out he goes after me. Holy shit is that one a big boy bee too !!!! I scream and run and slam into stuff and fall.....good grief. Paronoia is an evil thing.

Title: Re: Spider
Post by giffy76 on Jun 7^th, 2005, 10:44am

"The carpenter bee"
The female is the one that boars holes, she then goes in and lays eggs. The guard bee "male" is the one that tries to atack you but he's all talk cause he doesn't have a stinger only the female has a stinger. You can kill the bees but if they have already layed eggs you need to put seven dust into the holes to kill the eggs, and the holes can be up to 4 ft. long "I use a snot sucker for babys". I have done alot of research on this because the bees eat my log cabin.

Title: Re: Spider
Post by nani on Jun 7^th, 2005, 10:47am

giffy, since you and cootie live near each other, I think you need to get over there asap and dust for her.
They freak her out.

Title: Re: Spider
Post by giffy76 on Jun 7^th, 2005, 10:50am

I could do that, but it's gonna cost her some Miller High Life "The Champaign of Beers"

Title: Re: Spider
Post by cootie on Jun 7^th, 2005, 10:56am

Isn't that totally cool a ch'r lives rite NEAR me......and here we met some years back too at a party !!! The bee I knocked down a bit ago was the one digging the new hole. So that must mean the one that kept attacking me was her 'knewt' boyfriend......oh so he's still 'out there' looking for me ? Hope he meets a new bee and moves on......he'll prolly be headin up to your cabin soon giffy. But doubt he stays if that spray works. Dam bee is still kickin tho on it's back on the deck......it is CREEPING ME OUT !!! Die monster die Pam

Ahhhhh anuther Miller drinker !!!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Spider
Post by giffy76 on Jun 7^th, 2005, 11:00am

Pam put the smack down on that Beeeitch.

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Charlie on Jun 7^th, 2005, 2:08pm

I don't have time to think twice about spiders. I'm scared of the big ones react too quickly.

Oddly, I don't run screaming when a wasp lands on my shirt. They don't stay. Must be my deodorant.

Charlie

Title: Re: Spider
Post by high_commander on Jun 7^th, 2005, 6:30pm

Now the funniest thing to watch is when our cats corner a Daddy long legs....

Imagine...an eight pound cat skittishly prancing about the garage floor scared that this 1/1000th of an ounce spider may move towards him.

After about ten minutes, the fear gives in to utter fascination, and the cat is laying sprawled on his side, bouncing the spider. Paw outstreached, spider trying to rise and leave, the cat lowers his paw on the spider, just enough to stop it.

Fast forward another ten minutes and the cat is now bored, stands up, crushes the little beastie and swallows him whole. And somehow, one leg always manages to stick out of the cats mouth....twitching.

Then its on to the next one........................... ;;D ::)

Danielle

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Jonny on Jun 7^th, 2005, 7:27pm

on 06/07/05 at 10:50:05, giffy76 wrote:

I could do that, but it's gonna cost her some Miller High Life "The Champaign of Beers"

Dude!.......;;D

Title: Re: Spider
Post by mynm156 on Jun 7^th, 2005, 7:40pm

on 06/06/05 at 22:51:50, Sean_C wrote:

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/camel_spider1a.jpg

[smiley=hammer.gif] That is one BIG MF Spider!!!!!!

Title: Re: Spider
Post by Bethany1 on Jun 7^th, 2005, 8:07pm

on 06/07/05 at 18:30:24, high_commander wrote:

Fast forward another ten minutes and the cat is now bored, stands up, crushes the little beastie and swallows him whole. And somehow, one leg always manages to stick out of the cats mouth....twitching.

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=hurl.gif] Thats awesome

Title: Re: Spider
Post by clarence on Jun 7^th, 2005, 8:16pm

on 06/07/05 at 10:22:10, Frank_W wrote:

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

That was fantastic.

Casey