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(Message started by: Candycane on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:03pm)
Title: Mr. Happy
Post by Candycane on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:03pm
Ok Mr. Happy....with a name like that tell us what you're happy about today?


I'm sleepless and bored so you start? ;)
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Redd715 on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:38pm
Randy's handle is an oxymoron....he's never happy, hes a fucking crab ass!!!!  


But we love him anyway!

Mr. Happy needs a damn good lay is my theory.... [smiley=laugh.gif].

Luv ya Randy! ;)
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Candycane on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:42pm
Redd,  Very funny and sad but true!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Racer1_NC on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:43pm

on 06/05/05 at 22:38:07, Redd715 wrote:
Mr. Happy needs a damn good lay is my theory.... [smiley=laugh.gif].

Luv ya Randy! ;)


I will inform him of your offer immediately!
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Mr. Happy on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:44pm

on 06/05/05 at 22:38:07, Redd715 wrote:
Mr. Happy needs a damn good lay is my theory....

Something about pots and black kettles comes to mind......

Shit. I ain't happy about nuthin right now......at least until the rum kicks in. Just drove back from the Single Wide (http://mushys.com/pix/trailer.jpg), and the lower back is goddamned KILLING me. The Striped Bass are stacked up like cord wood in the surf, and I couldn't hold a rod long enough to cast a hunk of meat into the briney while something stupid with fins had the chance to commit suicide on a hook. The dog won't won't barking, my future Ex already said NO (thru the 4th of July), the grass is a foot tall, and on top of it all, one of my bicuspid caps came loose. Shit.

Other than that, I'm the epitome of joy, vibes, prayers, pleasantries and appreciation of virgins.

If only tomorrow wasn't Monday.
RJ
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Candycane on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:45pm
Named a thread for him and he can't even show up, jeez
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Candycane on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:46pm
So much for a Happy thread!!!!!!!!!! :P
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Sean_C on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:52pm

on 06/05/05 at 22:44:41, Mr. Happy wrote:
If only tomorrow wasn't Monday.


LMMFAO  ;;D
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Peppermint on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:58pm

on 06/05/05 at 22:44:41, Mr. Happy wrote:
Something about pots and black kettles comes to mind......

Shit. I ain't happy about nuthin right now......at least until the rum kicks in. Just drove back from the Single Wide (http://mushys.com/pix/trailer.jpg), and the lower back is goddamned KILLING me. The Striped Bass are stacked up like cord wood in the surf, and I couldn't hold a rod long enough to cast a hunk of meat into the briney while something stupid with fins had the chance to commit suicide on a hook. The dog won't won't barking, my future Ex already said NO (thru the 4th of July), the grass is a foot tall, and on top of it all, one of my bicuspid caps came loose. Shit.

Other than that, I'm the epitome of joy, vibes, prayers, pleasantries and appreciation of virgins.

If only tomorrow wasn't Monday.
RJ


Well I had about a good drive to and back from past Port Jervis and even BillyJ doesn't know where that is so you know its out in West BubbabF*ck.  

I thought Happy was a nickname for sumfin else o Randy-man. ;;D

Swear to god Randy, you friggin slay me.  :-*

Quit smirkin'  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 5th, 2005, 10:58pm


Mr. Happy (RANDY)   is an old hippie who is never satisfied with anything.

He wears white socks and these weird applicances on his back and calls everything "filthy"  He's a father of teen-age girls, has an outstanding sense of the bizarre  and one of the nicest people here.

Linda
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Peppermint on Jun 5th, 2005, 11:04pm

on 06/05/05 at 22:58:29, Linda_Howell wrote:
Mr. Happy (RANDY)   is an old hippie who is never satisfied with anything.

He wears white socks and these weird applicances on his back and calls everything "filthy"
Linda


ROTFLMAO !!!
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Lizzie2 on Jun 5th, 2005, 11:04pm
RJ...

Wanna drive out to Downingtown and come visit?  I'm bored of sitting on the couch, and I don't want to have to clean or unpack anything else that I brought home from school!!  

We could order some sushi and drink some beer.  Well YOU can drink beer - I'm sticking with my smirnoff. :)

Liz :)
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by ClusterChuck on Jun 5th, 2005, 11:32pm

on 06/05/05 at 22:03:31, Candycane wrote:
Ok Mr. Happy....with a name like that tell us what you're happy about today?


Who the hell cares about that cantakerous bastard?   ;)  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Chuck
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by cootie on Jun 5th, 2005, 11:33pm
I like all the underwear hangin on Hap's porch......looks like someone wears double wide in your single wide Pam 8)
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Mr. Happy on Jun 5th, 2005, 11:33pm
OK...that's enough. Kill this fucker.

Let's do something fun and useful........like a contest! Here's one for DalCon:
How many head lice can you pick from Jonny's hair in 30 seconds?

That'll keep you'se guys busy.
RJ
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by ClusterChuck on Jun 5th, 2005, 11:37pm

on 06/05/05 at 23:33:52, Mr. Happy wrote:
How many head lice can you pick from Jonny's hair in 30 seconds?


Or crabs from your crotch?  I will NOT be in on that contest!

Chuck
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Candycane on Jun 5th, 2005, 11:53pm
You guys are started trouble now, I think its time for bed!!!!! Nite [smiley=sleep.gif]
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by forgetfulnot on Jun 6th, 2005, 12:44am
Lice, crabs...................How many toe's you gona have when you wake up.


Lee
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Kirk on Jun 6th, 2005, 2:20am
You stick to yer side of the Rockies Cuz and I'll stick to mine. At the end of it all I know there will be more virgins on yer side.
Grab a cold one besides the future ex and watch the show.

KJ  [smiley=cowboy.gif]
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Kevin_M on Jun 6th, 2005, 8:05am

on 06/05/05 at 22:44:41, Mr. Happy wrote:
Shit. I ain't happy about nuthin right now......at least until the rum kicks in. Just drove back from the Single Wide, and the lower back is goddamned KILLING me. The Striped Bass are stacked up like cord wood in the surf, and I couldn't hold a rod long enough to cast a hunk of meat into the briney while something stupid with fins had the chance to commit suicide on a hook. The dog won't won't barking, my future Ex already said NO (thru the 4th of July), the grass is a foot tall, and on top of it all, one of my bicuspid caps came loose. Shit.


It's all code.  He's he's been getting kicks playing rummy and nuttin' right now with a Single, Wide, Stripped, Lass who's really stacked and laid him so much his hunka meat rod can't find a hooker any more, though he's been walking for miles and his dogs are barking so he went sorely back home, where he's holdin' a lot of grass, got the munchies, cooked biscuits and just ate the caps 'cause they stuck in the pan.    Then he took a shit.  

missing the pics Hap    

bragger
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by Candycane on Jun 6th, 2005, 11:08am

on 06/06/05 at 08:05:26, Kevin_M wrote:
It's all code.  He's he's been getting kicks playing rummy and nuttin' right now with a Single, Wide, Stripped, Lass who's really stacked and laid him so much his hunka meat rod can't find a hooker any more, though he's been walking for miles and his dogs are barking so he went sorely back home, where he's holdin' a lot of grass, got the munchies, cooked biscuits and just ate the caps 'cause they stuck in the pan.    Then he took a shit.  

missing the pics Hap    

bragger



Thanks Kevin! Now I understand I think :-/ ;;D
Title: Re: Mr. Happy
Post by cootie on Jun 6th, 2005, 10:55pm
Ha-ha-ha-ha.......I've done that with bisquits before.....burned them to the pan so I cut off the tops to SAVE a meal. Fond memories of a far away time Pam

Don't be sad......'DO' happy............... 8)


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