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(Message started by: Jonny on Jun 1st, 2005, 3:17pm)

Title: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by Jonny on Jun 1st, 2005, 3:17pm
Listen....ROTFF ;;D

Squeal Piggy....LMMFAO ;;D

http://www.ogrish.com/archives/2005/june/ogrish-dot-com-tased_by_cop.wmv

Always follow the officers orders...right Jimi?   ;)

Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by Frank_W on Jun 1st, 2005, 3:50pm
HOLY SHIT!! Man, sometimes STUPID really hurts!!  :o

Whenever I've been pulled over, I've been the paragon of cooperation. "Yes sir. No sir. Thank you, sir. Okay; I'm reaching for my vehicle registration now, sir. No sir, I don't have any weapons in this vehicle."

And most of the time, the police are cool about it and won't even write the ticket, if I've been speeding, run a stop sign, or whatever...

This is the easy way to help the police have a nice evening at work. The mental midget in the video -- That's called doing it the hard way, and when the police have a shitty evening at work, they are going to let you know, on NO uncertain terms, that they do NOT appreciate it.  >:(

Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by Jonny on Jun 1st, 2005, 3:56pm
Yeah...LOL...looking like I do its always smart to shut the truck off, put the keys on the dash and your hands on the wheel where he can see them....before he even gets to the truck.

Kinda puts him at ease (Just alittle ;;D )

Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by Margi on Jun 1st, 2005, 4:05pm
LOL sounds like you two are pretty experienced at being pulled over by the cops, huh?  ;)

I had one pull up beside me the other day and tell me that I passed him doing 100km in an 80 km zone.  I honestly didn't see him.  As I pulled to a stop, I made a call on my phone and then quickly ended the call when I saw him out of the corner of my eye.  I gather he assumed I'd been on the phone the whole time, but I honestly hadn't.  I believe his words were "Just hang up and drive, lady."

Ooops.   :-[  Sir, yes, sir!!

(at least he didn't give me a ticket - he should have!)

Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by Frank_W on Jun 1st, 2005, 4:08pm
I've got friends who are cops, and yeah, I've been pulled over a number of times, mostly for speeding. (Until I bought the Jeep)  8)

Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by TheMasterBaker on Jun 1st, 2005, 4:09pm
HE HE HE... ;;D

Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by Jimi on Jun 1st, 2005, 4:53pm
    LOL.. They got tasers after I retired so I never used one. It sure looks like it would have helped in a few fights I had to get in. Down here the locals have to try you out and see how tough you are. After you get a rep built, everyone is much nicer.
    I loved the part...mam, would you please get out of the car. her response...no, I'm on the phone. LMAO.
    But I gotta say, I can't imagine me tasing anyone on a traffic stop unless they became aggressive. Did make me chuckle though...Thanks Jonny.

Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by LeLimey on Jun 1st, 2005, 5:05pm
He should have zapped her again to shut her up..

Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by Jonny on Jun 1st, 2005, 5:06pm

on 06/01/05 at 16:53:17, Jimi wrote:
    It sure looks like it would


LMAO...I thought I was going to read "Be fun" as I was reading your post, Jimi ;;D

I can tell you from watching "Cops" that a 300lb guy screams just as loud when hit with one of those suckers....they just have to hit him twice and it always makes me laugh like all hell....ROTFF!!!!

Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by sandie99 on Jun 2nd, 2005, 1:25am
You know, my dad was pulled over once when I was 5. For driving too fast. My mum reminds me that my words were: "Is dad going to jail now?"
My panic did help dad out: he didn't get a ticket but a warning. The cop thought that he should go back to calm me down... ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by Gator on Jun 2nd, 2005, 2:07am
OUCH!  [smiley=nono.gif]  If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.


Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by KingOfPain on Jun 2nd, 2005, 6:56am

Thanks Bro.

That was too funny!

[smiley=sayyes.gif]



Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by kimmeesue on Jun 2nd, 2005, 12:31pm


One of my mom's favorite "Kim" stories (I'm an only child) is when, at about 4 or 5, my grandfather got pulled over and while awaiting the cop he made a few choice comments, which I promptly repeated to the cop.
I think my gf would have like a taser about then.  I never have learned to keep my mouth shut.

Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by Ree on Jun 2nd, 2005, 10:17pm
I was afraid to watch the video..... that website looks too scarey for the likes of me....... so someone describe the whole damn thing to me pleeeeeeease.....ree

Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by unsolved1 on Jun 2nd, 2005, 10:33pm
Damn, that website is downright nasty !! How do you find this stuff ...  geez !     < just seen a beheading >

Unsolved

Title: Re: Women!!, they just dont....
Post by Ree on Jun 3rd, 2005, 12:17am
came back and watched it...... damn cell phones get ya in trouble everytime.....LOLOL  ree



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