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(Message started by: ghost62 on Jun 1^st, 2005, 11:43am)

Title: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by ghost62 on Jun 1^st, 2005, 11:43am

It sure beats putting cure up there [smiley=laugh.gif]

check this out, it is touching.

http://www.gcsdistributing.com/?pv=tr&tf=TDP&DT=HSD

:'( :'( :'(

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by ghost62 on Jun 1^st, 2005, 11:46am

Murphy's technology laws

* Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
* Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
* Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
* If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
* The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
* The attention span of a computer is only as long as it electrical cord.
* An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
* Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure. great discoveries are made by mistake.
* Always draw your curves, then plot your reading.
* Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
* All's well that ends.
* A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
* The first myth of management is that it exists.
* A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.
* New systems generate new problems.
* To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
* We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.
* Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Arthur C. Clark
* A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.
* Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.
* Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even what book.
* The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.
* To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
* After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
* Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.
* A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works

;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by Langa on Jun 1^st, 2005, 11:54am

Quote:

* A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

So true...going to one right now :-/

Pookie, couldn't open the link, but I sure did need murphy's laws for a good laugh... ;)

Oh wait, we're supposed to be ignoring this too or no...your call.

Langa

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by ghost62 on Jun 1^st, 2005, 12:02pm

on 06/01/05 at 11:54:05, Langa wrote:

of course we are supposed to ignore it ;;D

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by nani on Jun 1^st, 2005, 12:43pm

Carp:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/Carp2099.jpg

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jun 1^st, 2005, 12:49pm

on 06/01/05 at 11:46:20, ghost62 wrote:

* Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
;;D ;;D ;;D

My boss fits into this one.

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by ghost62 on Jun 1^st, 2005, 1:04pm

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/mery_scala/Lupadesign2.jpg

The pain to keep away from me.
The beast will I fight but will not flee.
The burning in my eye and brain.
The burning some say the ultimate pain.

The final goal for all my fight.
The sleep I seek in day or night.
The flights of fancey run through my head.
The fights with the beast I always dread.

Surrender not an option be.
Pain free I may never see.
Intense the burning in my brain.
Strong the battle will remain.

CLUSTER may be what they are called.
When they are here my head is maulled.
Pounding would be a welcomed break.
Relief from this 10+ earth quake.

Never ask for pity do we.
Together we fight some day to be free.
False hope don't give us when help we ask for.
False help don't give when hope seems no more.

What ever you call it the fight never ends.
There is always my CLUSTER of friends.
All over the world the battle the same.
No matter the language the fight is insane.

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by Langa on Jun 1^st, 2005, 1:24pm

Did you write that poem snookie? ::)

Very nice...I like it...

Langa

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by ghost62 on Jun 1^st, 2005, 1:27pm

on 06/01/05 at 13:24:30, Langa wrote:

Did you write that poem snookie? ::)

Very nice...I like it...

Langa

first pookie then snookie r u trying to tell me im ookie

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;;D ;;D

oh yea I did but well i didnt like it very much. there are much more talanted folks on here.

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by ghost62 on Jun 1^st, 2005, 1:31pm

on 06/01/05 at 12:43:16, nani wrote:

Carp:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/Carp2099.jpg

thats kinda fishy ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by LeLimey on Jun 1^st, 2005, 4:09pm

on 06/01/05 at 13:27:53, ghost62 wrote:

first pookie then snookie r u trying to tell me im ookie

No just kookie! ;) (love ya lots though!)

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by Langa on Jun 1^st, 2005, 4:52pm

Speaking of Pookie, where’s Ambulance Man???

He’ll probably show up on Friday to destroy our Ladies Pic thread.

Langa

P.S.: You know things are bad on the donut homefront, when you’re reduced to eating pop arts cause there isn’t a donut in sight. :P

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by Jimi on Jun 1^st, 2005, 4:56pm

I took pop art in college. Didn't know you could eat one. I do know what a tart is, but I have never eaten one of them either. ;;D

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by LeLimey on Jun 1^st, 2005, 4:59pm

Jimi!! You've never had a jammy tart?! Oh you poor thing.. thats not right! :'(

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by Bob P on Jun 1^st, 2005, 5:19pm

on 06/01/05 at 12:43:16, nani wrote:

Carp:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/Carp2099.jpg

Hey! I know her!

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by Langa on Jun 1^st, 2005, 5:57pm

on 06/01/05 at 16:56:53, Jimi wrote:

I took pop art in college. Didn't know you could eat one. I do know what a tart is, but I have never eaten one of them either. ;;D

Oh, shut up! You knew what I meant... ::)
Am I not allowed to make a spelling mistakes...? :P

Langa

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 1^st, 2005, 6:35pm

on 06/01/05 at 16:56:53, Jimi wrote:

I do know what a tart is, but I have never eaten one of them either. ;;D

Something tells me he has....he just ain't admittin' it!

;)

DD

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by Langa on Jun 3^rd, 2005, 8:39am

http://bestsmileys.com/peeing/1.gif

I just love this smilie...hee, hee....

Langa

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by nani on Jun 3^rd, 2005, 11:22am

I love the arts...

http://bestsmileys.com/art/3.gif

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by sandie99 on Jun 3^rd, 2005, 12:11pm

Girls, you make me miss pop tarts... ;)
Rhubarb pie with ice cream, anyone...? :D

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by Langa on Jun 3^rd, 2005, 12:26pm

Quote:

Rhubarb pie with ice cream, anyone...?

Okay!!! :D

No Ice Cream for me though...whip cream instead...

Langa

Title: Re: CARP !!!!!!!!!!
Post by ghost62 on Jun 3^rd, 2005, 1:14pm

on 06/03/05 at 12:26:38, Langa wrote:

Okay!!! :D

No Ice Cream for me though...whip cream instead...

Langa

How would you like it whipped? ;;D ;;D ;;D