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Title: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 30th, 2005, 4:33pm Why me? |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by LeLimey on May 30th, 2005, 4:37pm [smiley=hug.gif] No one hates you Jonny my sweet. Do you need a hug or a butt kicking?! :-* :-* :-* |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by maffumatt on May 30th, 2005, 4:44pm Hang in there.......... |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Redneck on May 30th, 2005, 4:45pm on 05/30/05 at 16:33:33, Jonny wrote:
Cause you are who you are and you do it so well. Grab an oar and pull dammit. Pulling with you Bro! |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 30th, 2005, 4:50pm Man, why are you folks busting on my party? Being hated is something I feel good about, I love to hate you too :-* Some people ::) |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by maffumatt on May 30th, 2005, 5:00pm Just get drunk and be somebody. |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Redneck on May 30th, 2005, 5:06pm Oh well, then do something inventive with the oar [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 30th, 2005, 5:11pm on 05/30/05 at 17:00:33, maffumatt wrote:
Somebody? Im King ;;D |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by maffumatt on May 30th, 2005, 5:14pm http://www.internationalposter.com/pimages/SWL08187.jpg |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 30th, 2005, 5:25pm Thats better ;) |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on May 30th, 2005, 5:43pm You're such a cute little bugger - that is when you're not busy being a right royal pain in the ass. Get over yourself and go back to doing what you do best! I leave that to your very vivid imagination! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by survivor13 on May 30th, 2005, 6:17pm He got me with a similar post that coulb be taken' with a different meaning as well, a few month's back! [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by don on May 30th, 2005, 6:41pm Quote:
Cute? Da bitch be hot! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/bgull2/slim2.png |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by cootie on May 30th, 2005, 6:47pm Was that pic take'n in YOUR den Don ?? Dressin up is hard to do Pam ;;D |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Tiannia on May 30th, 2005, 7:00pm on 05/30/05 at 17:11:15, Jonny wrote:
How about do somebody? :-* Love you hun. BTW you still need to get to Vegas sometime cause I still want my fucking hug. |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Sean_C on May 30th, 2005, 7:14pm on 05/30/05 at 18:41:22, don wrote:
Was that the one on Craigs men seeking men? |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by clarence on May 30th, 2005, 7:58pm Quote:
Maybe, but everybody else thinks you're an a$$hole. Wait...that's not how that goes. How does that one go again? Oh well. Just kidding anyway...everybody thinks you're the King. Jonny, hope it goes better for you my friend. Casey |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Sean_C on May 30th, 2005, 8:11pm Jesus loves all of his children, never forget that bro. "If God can work with me, he can work with anyone." ;) PFDAN to you my friend, Sean.............................. |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Charlie on May 30th, 2005, 8:32pm We don't hate you Jonny; just wonder about you about every six months or so. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/teef.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by broomhilda on May 30th, 2005, 8:46pm I am with Sean, I thought Jesus loved anyone and everyone? :D Anyhow, we are all about the love here, who loves ya baby ;) :-* |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 30th, 2005, 8:46pm on 05/30/05 at 19:58:39, clarence wrote:
Thats a good thing, that way you fucking wierdos wont bother me! |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Ree on May 30th, 2005, 8:51pm Christ hates me..... Nahhhhhhhhh!!! He just notices those he loves the most...... i get noticed alot too lately...... love ree |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by don on May 30th, 2005, 8:59pm Quote:
Burger King. |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 30th, 2005, 9:08pm on 05/30/05 at 20:59:37, don wrote:
Thats King Longshank Mule to you....Peeon! |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Candycane on May 30th, 2005, 11:54pm Oh, back to where it all started ;;D just fond memories ;) |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Charlie on May 31st, 2005, 12:36am Here's to ya: http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/stopit!.gif Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/heehee.gif |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by TerryS on May 31st, 2005, 4:05am Jonny, I don't remember you looking so hot.Hahahaha But I know Christ loves you and all of us. Hang in there friend.were all with ya, TerryS |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by don on May 31st, 2005, 6:21am Quote:
Thats it? Thats all? |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by rickyshot on May 31st, 2005, 8:41am Christ does not hate anyone but we hate you (if that makes you feel better) Need to ask yourself, Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket. ROTFLMAO |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by seasonalboomer on May 31st, 2005, 9:07am The vast right wing conspiracy was designed to make you feel that way. Or was that the vast left wing conspiracy? No, that one was designed to make you hate yourself. Well, whatever, enjoy the figments, wherever they may lie. Scott |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Frank_W on May 31st, 2005, 10:02am Maybe if you ask nicely, it will grow back again, Jonny. Sitting down to piss must be a real bummer. Oh, wait: Are you talking about CH? Sorry you're in pain, bro'. Hang in there... Maybe the pain-free times will keep increasing in frequency and duration. PFDAN's! |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by sandie99 on May 31st, 2005, 11:59am Jonny, [smiley=hug.gif] Christ doesn't hate you! and we don't either. Personally I think that hate is waste of time. :) |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 31st, 2005, 3:04pm Thanks folks, but you should read ALL the posts.....LOL Im fine ;;D on 05/30/05 at 16:50:46, Jonny wrote:
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by seasonalboomer on May 31st, 2005, 3:21pm on 05/31/05 at 15:04:48, Jonny wrote:
Who says? Maybe you're troubled and you just need to know how troubled you are...... :P |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 31st, 2005, 3:26pm on 05/31/05 at 15:21:24, seasonalboomer wrote:
Excelent point! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by echo on May 31st, 2005, 3:26pm on 05/31/05 at 15:04:48, Jonny wrote:
That's debatable. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by ghost62 on May 31st, 2005, 5:32pm waaaa waaaa waaaa Pity me ;;D at least you aint married to atilla the hunny [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 31st, 2005, 6:04pm on 05/31/05 at 17:32:13, ghost62 wrote:
LMAO!!....Even the newbies know I dont bitch and moan ;;D Come on dude, get up to speed....LOL ;) |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by ghost62 on May 31st, 2005, 6:11pm on 05/31/05 at 18:04:37, Jonny wrote:
Yaou Ming cried less than that most of last week ;;D and he is tall and chinese remember we all hate eachother because we see ourselves in each other(ok perv not literially) [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] by looking at some of these pics im guessing you is the king of queens [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 31st, 2005, 6:17pm on 05/31/05 at 18:11:19, ghost62 wrote:
I try to be all things to all my peeps....sue me LMAO :-* ;;D |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by maffumatt on May 31st, 2005, 6:54pm http://www.t-grafex.com/images/Database_Images/No-Bull-Shit.jpg |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 31st, 2005, 7:04pm Seems to me you aint been around long, Matt ;;D Dont worry, I grow on people....LMMFAO Try this, but not if you are offended by the "F" word...you been warned ;;D http://www.steakandcheese.com/content/detail.asp?ID=19293&type=2&page=1 |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by maffumatt on May 31st, 2005, 7:11pm Saw your girl today, shes soo hot http://www.magicalarts.org/050117/hotbelly.jpg Its all good man, it'll take alot to offend me. Just giveing you shit, I can take it as well as give it. |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by ghost62 on May 31st, 2005, 7:13pm on 05/31/05 at 19:11:35, maffumatt wrote:
I did hear the girls were showing more belly button this year but please not that much :o :o :o ;;D :o [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 31st, 2005, 7:13pm Looks closer to my Moms ;;D |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by maffumatt on May 31st, 2005, 7:18pm http://members.aol.com/bigbutter/smiley.gif |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 31st, 2005, 7:21pm http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/stopit!.gif Thanks Charlie......LMMFAO :-* |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by maffumatt on May 31st, 2005, 7:25pm Now I am offended....... |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 31st, 2005, 7:28pm Now im bored....LOL ;;D http://www.steakandcheese.com/content/detail.asp?ID=19216&type=3&page=1 |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by ghost62 on May 31st, 2005, 7:30pm This is absolutely superb.....the combination of MREs and the dating experience is explosive. Enjoy....Laugh alot.....remember we in AF strive not to eat MREs, for good reason. Chez Ranger - by Frank Rodgers I had a date the other night at my place. On the phone the day before, the girl asked me to "Cook her something she's never had before" for dinner. After many minutes of scratching my head over what to make, I finally settled on something she has DEFINATELY never eaten. I got out my trusty case of MRE's. Meal, Ready-to-Eat. Field rations that when eaten in their entirety contain 3000+ calories. Here's what I made: I took three of the Ham Slices out of their plastic packets, took out three of the Pork Chops, three packets of Chicken-a-la-King, and eight packets of dehydrated butter noodles and some dehydrated/rehydrated rice. I cooked the Ham Slices and Pork Chops in one pan, sauteed in shaved garlic and olive oil. In another pot, I blended the Chicken a-la-king, noodles, and rice together to make a sort of mush that looked suspiciously like succotash. I added some spices, and blended everything together in a glass pan that I then cooked in the oven for about 35 minutes at 450 degrees. When I took it out, it looked like, well, ham slices, pork chops, and a bed of yellow poop. I covered the tops of the meat in the MRE cheese (kinda like velveeta) and added some green sprinkly thingys from one of my spice cans (hey, if it's got green sprinkly thingys on it, it looks fancy right?) For dessert, I took four MRE Pound Cakes, mashed 'em up, added five packets of cocoa powder, powdered coffee cream, and some water. I heated it up and stirred it until it looked like a sort of chunky gelatinous organism, and I sprinkled powdered sugar on top of it. Voila--Ranger Pudding. For alcoholic drinks, I took the rest of my bottle of Military Special Vodka (yes, they DO make a type of liquor named "Military Special"--it sells for $4.35 per fifth) and mixed in four packets of "Electrolytes - 1 each - Cherry flavored" (I swear, the packet says that). It looked like an eerie kool-aid with sparkles in it (that was the electrolytes I guess... could've been leftover sand from Egypt). I lit two candles, put a vase of wildflowers in the middle, and set the table with my best set of Ralph Lauren Academy-series China (that stuff is EXPENSIVE... my set of 8 place settings cost me over $600), and put the alcoholic drink in a crystal wine decanter. She came over, and I had some appetizers already made, of MRE spaghetti-with-meatballs, set in small cups. She saw the dinner, saw the food, and said "This looks INCREDIBLE!!!" We dug in, and she was loving the food. Throughout the meal, she kept asking me how long it took me to make it, and kept remarking that I obviously knew a thing or two about cooking fine meals. She kind of balked at the makeshift "wine" I had set out, but after she tried it I guess she liked it because she drank four glasses during dinner. At the end of the main course, when I served the dessert, she squealed with delight at the "Chocolate mousse" I had made. Huh? Chocolate what? Okay... yeah... it's Chocolate Moose. Took me HOURS to make... yup. Continued on next |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by ghost62 on May 31st, 2005, 7:30pm Later on, as we were watching a movie, she excused herself to use my restroom. While she was in there, I heard her say softly to herself "uh oh" and a resounding but petite fart punctuated her utterance of dismay. Let the games begin. She sprayed about half a can of air freshener (Air Freshener, 1 each, Orange scent. Yup. The Army even makes smellgood) and returned to the couch, this time with an obvious pained look. After 10 more minutes she excused herself again, and retreated to the bathroom for the second time. I could hear her say "What the hell is WRONG with me???," as she again send flatulent shockwaves into the porcelain bowl. This time, they sounded kinda wet, and I heard the toilet paper roll being employed, and again, LOTS more air freshener. Back to the couch. She smiles meekly as she decides to sit on the chair instead of next to me. She sits on my chair, knees pulled up to her chest, kind of rocking back and forth slightly. Suddenly, without a word, she ROCKETED up and FLEW to the bathroom, slammed the door, and didn't come out for 30 minutes. I turned the movie up because I didn't want her to hear me laughing so hard that tears were streaming down my cheeks. She came out with a slightly gray palor to her face, and said "I am SOOOOOO sorry. I have NO idea what is wrong with me. I am so embarrassed, I can't believe I keep running to your bathroom!!" I gave her an Immodium AD, and she finally settled down and relaxed. Later on, she asked me again what I had made for dinner, because she had enjoyed it so much. I calmly took her into the kitchen and showed her all the used MRE bags and packets in the trash can. After explaining to her that she had eaten roughly 9,000 calories of "Army food" she turned stark white, looked at me incredulously, and said "I ate 9,000 calories or dehydrated food that was made 3 years ago?" After I concurred, she grabbed her coat and keys, and took off without a word. She called me yesterday. Seems she couldn't crap for 3 days, and when she finally did, the smell was so bad, her roommate could smell it from down the hall. She also told me she had been working out nonstop to combat the high caloric intake, and that she never wanted me to cook dinner for her again, unless she was PERSONALLY there to inspect the food beforehand. It was a fun date. She laughed about it eventually, and said that that was the first time she'd ever crapped in a guy's house on a date. She'd been so upset by it she was in tears in the bathroom while I had been in tears on the couch. I know, I'm an butthole, but it was still a funny night. |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Sean_C on May 31st, 2005, 7:33pm You guys want to know whats the matter, I'll spill the beans. Lance dumped him hard and he's a little emotional right now ok :-/ He's a cheatin bastard bro, he was a bitch anyway. Lotsa love comin your way [smiley=finger.gif] Sean............................ ;;D |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by maffumatt on May 31st, 2005, 7:33pm http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/cathytg/help2.htm Jonnys other website. |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Candycane on May 31st, 2005, 7:33pm All I can say is "TO MUCH INFO:!!!! ::) [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by maffumatt on May 31st, 2005, 7:37pm Re: Christ hates me..... « Reply #48 on: Today at 6:28pm » Now im bored....LOL Grin Not as bored as ghost....... |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by ghost62 on May 31st, 2005, 7:40pm on 05/31/05 at 19:37:45, maffumatt wrote:
You got that right ;;D ;;D ;;D I'm dying here [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Jonny on May 31st, 2005, 7:46pm Nearly fell asleep reading that Ghost shit ;;D Well, this thread was to kill yesterdays boredom....good to see it carried over to today. http://www.steakandcheese.com/content/detail.asp?ID=19216&type=3&page=1 |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Ree on May 31st, 2005, 10:59pm Ghost>>> you are so funny..... do you tell in detail every inch of your dates???????? WOW...... Does this girl know that the whole Cluster Kingdom knows of this poor girls perrils in your bathroom..... I hope we all never have the pleasure of meeting her at a convention or something...... LOLOL too funny..... ree |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by Frank_W on Jun 1st, 2005, 8:00am Ghost, your story had me crying with laughter... Oh god... MRE's are soooo awful. MRE's are like being punished for going to the field. LOL I practically lived on those horrid things for nearly a year. *shudder* (still laughing my ass off) LOL |
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Title: Re: Christ hates me..... Post by rickyshot on Jun 1st, 2005, 11:20am Ghost you are the date from helllllll. I am dying here. [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=sgrin.gif] |
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