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(Message started by: don on May 26^th, 2005, 6:46pm)

Title: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by don on May 26^th, 2005, 6:46pm

Went to a Fund Raiser in Chinatown last night.
(taking one for the team)

6 Course meal:

1. Appetizers. Amongst them was Jelly Fish (Taste exactly as you would expect a Jelly Fish to taste like).

2.Soup. (I have never drank transmission fluid but I suspect it is much the same)

3. Beef (cat)

4. Chicken (pigeon)

5. Crab Flavored Tofu (I dont care how you try and disguise Bean Curd, it is still Bean Curd)

6. Jumbo Baked Shrimp (Bout Fucken Time)

Missed work today. There are a lot of interesting looking little cracks on the back of my bathroom door.

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by broomhilda on May 26^th, 2005, 8:37pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] Were you hungry in an hour after eating? ;;D

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by Redd715 on May 26^th, 2005, 8:40pm

OD'd on the MSG there Don....You should have known better....
:)

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by Jonny on May 26^th, 2005, 8:45pm

OD'ed on sum young.....never mind ;;D

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by Kris_in_SJ on May 26^th, 2005, 8:49pm

My guess would be that the beef was dog rather than cat.

Sure hope you raised alot of money!

Kris

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by ClusterChuck on May 26^th, 2005, 8:54pm

Ever wonder why the Chinese food tastes so much better in the big cities? Plenty of fresh cats! They don't have to ship them in!

Chuck

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by Sean_C on May 26^th, 2005, 9:00pm

Thats what you get for trying to be a yuppy dude [smiley=laugh.gif]

If Sandie won't eat the left overs you know your in the shit ;;D

Sean...............................

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by don on May 26^th, 2005, 9:14pm

Quote:

If Sandie won't eat the left overs you know your in the shit

I'm bringingi Sandy down there to eat the cook.

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by cootie on May 26^th, 2005, 11:13pm

We ate at a chinese resturant tonight........my chicken tasted stale as hell and was TOUGH........kinda weird cuz now I think I have interesting feeling cracks in my stomach !! General Tso's selmanila Pam :P

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by BobG on May 26^th, 2005, 11:15pm

Quote:

Chineese Fund Raiser

Hope you raised enough money to buy them a SpellCheck

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by Charlie on May 27^th, 2005, 2:10am

Sounds like the Chinese chef: Hu Flung Dung.

Charlie (ashamed of himself)

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by don on May 27^th, 2005, 7:29am

Surveying the room I came to an unmistakeable conclusion. There is one thing in life no Asian child can ever hope for.

A decent haircut.

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by rickyshot on May 27^th, 2005, 8:33am

hahahahahahaha [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by Candycane on May 27^th, 2005, 11:08am

on 05/26/05 at 20:49:10, Kris_in_SJ wrote:

My guess would be that the beef was dog rather than cat.

Sure hope you raised alot of money!

Kris

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Chineese Fund Raiser
Post by aprilbee on May 27^th, 2005, 11:42am

on 05/27/05 at 02:10:31, Charlie wrote:

Sounds like the Chinese chef: Hu Flung Dung.

Charlie (ashamed of himself)

[smiley=crackup.gif] Good one....