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(Message started by: notseinfeld on May 25^th, 2005, 11:25am)

Title: Women's Personal Ad Translations
Post by notseinfeld on May 25^th, 2005, 11:25am

40-ish.............................................49

Adventurous.......................very *friendly* person

Athletic......................................No tits

Average looking..................................Ugly

Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure......................On antidepressants

Free spirit....................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former very *friendly* person

Fun..........................................Annoying

New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned................................No blowjobs

Open-minded.................................Desperate

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk

Professional....................................Bitch

Feminist..........................................Fat

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

Large frame................................Hugely Fat

Wants Soulmate................................Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

. Yes = No

. No = Yes

. Maybe = No

. We need = I want..

. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

. We need to talk = You're in trouble

. Sure, go ahead = You better not

. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, not a very nice person.

. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

. I am hungry = I am hungry

. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

. I am tired = I am tired

. Nice dress = Nice tits

. I love you = Im horny

. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you

. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you

. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Title: Re: Women's Personal Ad Translations
Post by Candycane on May 25^th, 2005, 11:29am

Thanks now I will sure be careful when ANY male ask me to go to the movies!!! :-/

Title: Re: Women's Personal Ad Translations
Post by giffy76 on May 25^th, 2005, 11:33am

You don't have to be any more careful than before, if you ever went on a date that's what he's thinkin. So I guess that means you won't go to dinner with me. lol

Title: Re: Women's Personal Ad Translations
Post by Candycane on May 25^th, 2005, 11:42am

on 05/25/05 at 11:33:25, giffy76 wrote:

You don't have to be any more careful than before, if you ever went on a date that's what he's thinkin. So I guess that means you won't go to dinner with me. lol

No, and you can't call me either! ;;D

Title: Re: Women's Personal Ad Translations
Post by giffy76 on May 25^th, 2005, 11:56am

So you actually mean yes. pick ya up at 8:00

Title: Re: Women's Personal Ad Translations
Post by Langa on May 25^th, 2005, 1:35pm

In my most humble opinion, only the Men's info is correct.

Langa

Title: Re: Women's Personal Ad Translations
Post by ghost62 on May 25^th, 2005, 2:00pm

I have to agree but the womens info could never be correct because they are always changing their minds. [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif]

Lets get ready to rumble!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Women's Personal Ad Translations
Post by BarbaraD on May 25^th, 2005, 2:03pm

Oh heck - someone figured it out -- Now we have to CHANGE all the rules AGAIN!!! :-/

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Women's Personal Ad Translations
Post by Frank_W on May 25^th, 2005, 2:56pm

*gasp!* Change the rules AGAIN?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Women's Personal Ad Translations
Post by rickyshot on May 25^th, 2005, 3:12pm

Yup Just when you have all the answers , they change the questions. ;;D

Title: Re: Women's Personal Ad Translations
Post by LeLimey on May 25^th, 2005, 3:14pm

on 05/25/05 at 14:56:30, Frank_W wrote:

*gasp!* Change the rules AGAIN?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Nope Frank. I can assure you wholeheartedly I am consistant.

I will ALWAYS think you are a wassock! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Women's Personal Ad Translations
Post by Frank_W on May 25^th, 2005, 3:18pm

Thanks.... [smiley=laugh.gif] My wassocks are on my wafeets and in my waboots. ;;D

Title: Re: Women's Personal Ad Translations
Post by Gator on May 26^th, 2005, 4:51pm

on 05/25/05 at 14:03:41, BarbaraD wrote:

Now we have to CHANGE all the rules AGAIN!!!

::) Like THIS wasn't gonna happen anyways???