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(Message started by: don on May 17th, 2005, 4:08pm)
Title: Need a Place to Live??
Post by don on May 17th, 2005, 4:08pm
Just came back from a "State of the Corporation" conferance.

My company still has few high end condos left.

Price tag?

8 million dollars per unit.

We dont take checks or Pay Pal.
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Bethany1 on May 17th, 2005, 4:29pm
hmmm. I might be. Whats the condo fee?

:P
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by don on May 17th, 2005, 4:30pm

Quote:
Whats the condo fee?


We can negotiate that.  8)
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by thomas on May 17th, 2005, 4:51pm

on 05/17/05 at 16:29:36, Bethany1 wrote:
hmmm. I might be. Whats the condo fee?

:P

If ya gotta ask, ya can't afford it.  ::)
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on May 17th, 2005, 4:53pm
Lord, for that price they'd best be self-cleaning with a boy in every room.  Y'know, to pour the coffee, do the laundry and cook the meals!  Oh, yes, the boy must also do windows!
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Melissa on May 17th, 2005, 4:56pm
Grandma, don't you mean a MAN?  One that preferably wears a red velvet thong, has a nice tan and a very strong back?

8)
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Bethany1 on May 17th, 2005, 4:57pm

on 05/17/05 at 16:51:07, thomas wrote:
If ya gotta ask, ya can't afford it.  ::)


ummm. Ya, I know sweetness.  What would an 8,000,000 mortgage be per month anyhow? hmmmm. If I sell everything I have, auction off my family, that would bring it down to about 7,999,999
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by don on May 17th, 2005, 4:59pm
Most people who purchase our 8 million dollar models pay in full. No mortgage.
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Jonny on May 17th, 2005, 5:01pm
Fuck the condo Beth, com'on over and hang out on my deck ;;D

Edit to add....opps, sorry about the typo ;;D
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Bethany1 on May 17th, 2005, 5:02pm
If their WAS a mortgage it would be something like this:

at 6% for 30 years
$47,964.04      per month.   :-[  
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Bethany1 on May 17th, 2005, 5:03pm

on 05/17/05 at 17:01:35, Jonny wrote:
Fuck the condo Beth, com'on over and hang out on my deck ;;D


OK.   ;;D  
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on May 17th, 2005, 5:05pm

on 05/17/05 at 16:56:25, Melissa wrote:
Grandma, don't you mean a MAN?  One that preferably wears a red velvet thong, has a nice tan and a very strong back?

8)


Oh no Mel - I really meant a boy.  Men are beyond training - they're way too set in their ways and think we're here just to wait on them.   They've already figured out that if they do just one load of laundry wrong, they'll never be allowed near those machines again!   Get a boy - train him right!  Sit back and eat chocolates all day while the boy works! ;;D
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Melissa on May 17th, 2005, 5:09pm
Ah...a boy...I see....well, as long as their over the age of 17. ;;D
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Jonny on May 17th, 2005, 5:09pm

on 05/17/05 at 17:02:04, Bethany1 wrote:
If their WAS a mortgage it would be something like this:

at 6% for 30 years
$47,964.04      per month.   :-[  


Chump change.....I could cover that with my can returns ;;D
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on May 17th, 2005, 5:16pm

on 05/17/05 at 17:09:45, Jonny wrote:
Chump change.....I could cover that with my can returns ;;D


And if Bull sh*t was music, you'd be a whole brass band! :-*
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Bethany1 on May 17th, 2005, 5:19pm

on 05/17/05 at 17:09:45, Jonny wrote:
Chump change.....I could cover that with my can returns ;;D



Good, then fork over some Rolling Stones tickets while your at it.  ;;D
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by BobG on May 17th, 2005, 5:20pm
$8 million.......
$47,964.04 per month........

Sounds reasonable.

Is parking free? And is there a pool?
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Jonny on May 17th, 2005, 5:21pm

on 05/17/05 at 17:16:40, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
And if Bull sh*t was music, you'd be a whole brass band! :-*


Really shiny brass ;;D
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Jonny on May 17th, 2005, 5:23pm

on 05/17/05 at 17:19:54, Bethany1 wrote:
Good, then fork over some Rolling Stones tickets while your at it.  ;;D


Im already working my contact at AAF for that one ;;D
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Bethany1 on May 17th, 2005, 5:57pm

on 05/17/05 at 17:23:15, Jonny wrote:
Im already working my contact at AAF for that one ;;D

;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D


Mistress Carrie???  ;)
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Linda_Howell on May 17th, 2005, 6:25pm


 
Quote:
Lord, for that price they'd best be self-cleaning with a boy in every room.  Y'know, to pour the coffee, do the laundry and cook the meals!  Oh, yes, the boy must also do windows


  Good God!!!  For that price that MAN better do a whole lot more.  ;)  

 
    Linda  
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Jonny on May 17th, 2005, 6:28pm

on 05/17/05 at 17:57:55, Bethany1 wrote:
;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D


Mistress Carrie???  ;)


No, Mike Hsu....we aint the closest buds but close enough for me to hit him up ;;D

Your welcome to a ticket if I get lucky ;)
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by purpleydog on May 17th, 2005, 8:29pm

on 05/17/05 at 18:25:10, Linda_Howell wrote:
 

  Good God!!!  For that price that MAN better do a whole lot more.  ;)  

 
    Linda  



;;D
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by purpleydog on May 17th, 2005, 8:30pm

on 05/17/05 at 18:28:17, Jonny wrote:
Your welcome to a ticket if I get lucky ;)


If you get lucky before or after you get the ticket...?  ;)
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Sean_C on May 17th, 2005, 10:46pm

on 05/17/05 at 17:23:15, Jonny wrote:
Im already working my contact at AAF for that one ;;D


If that falls threw, click here LOL:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16122&item=6531709551&rd=1

Sean...........................
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by cootie on May 17th, 2005, 10:59pm
Do you take IOU'S.........or I could O42..........241 sale maybe ? Fun with numbers Pam  8)
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Bethany1 on May 18th, 2005, 7:48am

on 05/17/05 at 18:28:17, Jonny wrote:
Your welcome to a ticket if I get lucky ;)


:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Kevin_M on May 18th, 2005, 8:35am

on 05/17/05 at 16:08:22, don wrote:
Price tag?

8 million dollars per unit.



I heard of silver dollars and paper dollars, but thems are them new fangled dollars my uncle got paid with for his bottomland but he'll be whittlin' them down some I reckon.   I'm gonna get to be a double-ought spy.   Granny'll be totin' the still along to yer beantown, so she'll be cool with it, long as there's hills there.



Kevin M
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by BarbaraD on May 18th, 2005, 8:44am
Talked it over with the family last night and there's only one question we have.

We'll need three, so can we negioate the price if we buy all three -- Offer of 7,000 each...

And we'll want to take possession immediately....

P.S. Is it near the bathhouse?

Hugs BD
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by don on May 18th, 2005, 8:59am

Quote:
We'll need three, so can we negioate the price if we buy all three


Sure. Send me 3 million for a hold. I am personally OK with Pay Pal. (and Map quest)
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by don on May 18th, 2005, 11:26pm
Just got word this afternoon.

For all you slum dwellers we still have a few in the 1-3 million dollar range to.

Thank God for affordable housing.
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Sean_C on May 18th, 2005, 11:51pm
Anything in the Grove Hall area? Thats a little out of my reach at this moment ;;D
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Kevin_M on May 19th, 2005, 1:09am

on 05/18/05 at 23:26:24, don wrote:
For all you slum dwellers we still have a few in the 1-3 million dollar range to.


So that's what's been blocking the sun all day over my cave.  

Do they need any rat fur doormats, guano to trade too.

Is the garbage dumpster over five feet tall, need to know what size rock to roll over there to stand on for easy access.



Kevin M
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by don on May 19th, 2005, 7:13am
Grove Hall area? Sure but those units fill up real fast.

Just stop by and see the property manager.

http://www.scsdma.org/images/virtualTour/040605dotDayParade/1.jpg
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Lizzie2 on May 19th, 2005, 11:21am
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I'm looking for a place with no more than $800 rent/month.  The #1 place on my list is in King of Prussia and costs over $900/month for a one bedroom, but it comes with gas, heat, and cooking included.


I'll come live in Boston if I can be a free-loader and someone offers me a private jet to get to work in Philly each day. ;)

L2 :)
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by sandie99 on May 19th, 2005, 11:41am

on 05/19/05 at 11:21:59, Lizzie2 wrote:
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I'll come live in Boston if I can be a free-loader and someone offers me a private jet to get to work in Philly each day. ;)

Sounds glamorous.... ;)
Title: Re: Need a Place to Live??
Post by Slammy on May 19th, 2005, 2:36pm

on 05/19/05 at 11:21:59, Lizzie2 wrote:
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I'll come live in Boston if I can be a free-loader and someone offers me a private jet to get to work in Philly each day. ;)

L2 :)


Hmmm.. if you free-load and need my private jet... you wouldn't need to work in Philly!   ;)

Slammy   8)


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