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(Message started by: don on May 15th, 2005, 7:29pm)
Title: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by don on May 15th, 2005, 7:29pm
> FEMALE  PRAYER:
>
>Before  I lay me down to sleep,
>
> I  pray for a man, who's not a  creep,
>
> One who's  handsome, smart and  strong,
>
> One  who loves to listen  long.
>
> One who  thinks before he  speaks,
>
> One who'll  call, not wait for  weeks.
>
> I pray he's  gainfully  employed,
>
> When  I spend his cash, won't be  annoyed,
>
> pulls out  my chair and opens my  door,
>
> Massages my  back and begs to do  more.
>
> Send me  a man who'll make love to my  mind,
>
> Knows  what to answer to "How big is my
>
> behind?"
>
> I pray  that this man will love me to no  end,
>
> And  always be my very best  friend.
> Amen.
>
>
>
> MALE  PRAYER:
>
>
> I  pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with  huge  boobs
> who
> owns  a
> liquor store  and a bass  boat.

A-Fucken-Men
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by Candycane on May 15th, 2005, 7:34pm
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Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on May 15th, 2005, 9:22pm
And you remain single - why? ;;D
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by don on May 15th, 2005, 9:27pm
Because the boat has to have twin Mercs on the back.
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by cootie on May 15th, 2005, 10:00pm
Is that why you guys prefer Lance.........boobly men Pam  8)
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by Redneck on May 15th, 2005, 10:10pm
A cave in the mountains looks better all the time.

Hermit Redneck
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by don on May 15th, 2005, 11:16pm

Quote:
A cave in the mountains looks better all the time


I think the boat propellars might get chipped up there.
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by cootie on May 15th, 2005, 11:26pm
get a sail boat.......or a dingy Pam  ;;D
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by Kevin_M on May 15th, 2005, 11:44pm

on 05/15/05 at 19:29:34, don wrote:
FEMALE  PRAYER:
> Knows  what to answer to "How big is my
>
> behind?"



Quote:
twin Mercs on the back


Aww, You're answering prayers now Don.  

A fast boat might be handy.   ;)


Kevin M
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by sandie99 on May 16th, 2005, 1:17am
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Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by BarbaraD on May 16th, 2005, 7:41am
:-* AMEN!
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by LeLimey on May 16th, 2005, 8:01am
Don I think you edited that prayer!!!

Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's d**k is a good foot long
One who doesn't mind being wrong, (had to completely edit this line)
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin',
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.

Amen.



Ya missed out all the good bits!! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by Langa on May 16th, 2005, 8:20am

Quote:
One who's d**k is a good foot long


:-X

Langa
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by Bethany1 on May 16th, 2005, 8:37am

on 05/16/05 at 08:01:56, LeLimey wrote:
One who's d**k is a good foot long


;;D

Helen, you crack me up. That was great!
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by LeLimey on May 16th, 2005, 8:43am
Well if any of you guys Don are feeling a little intimidated Don blame Jonny (NOT Don ) for raising all our expectations!!  ;)
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by sandie99 on May 16th, 2005, 8:47am
I know which prayer I'll be praying tonight... [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by medic1852 on May 16th, 2005, 8:59am

on 05/16/05 at 08:47:47, sandie99 wrote:
I know which prayer I'll be praying tonight... [smiley=laugh.gif]


Well pray all you want...but I am a MARRIED MAN!
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by sandie99 on May 16th, 2005, 9:05am

on 05/16/05 at 08:59:58, medic1852 wrote:
Well pray all you want...but I am a MARRIED MAN!

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Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by Candycane on May 16th, 2005, 9:06am
Helen,
You are so dam funny!!! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by Bethany1 on May 16th, 2005, 9:13am

on 05/16/05 at 08:59:58, medic1852 wrote:
Well pray all you want...but I am a MARRIED MAN!



[smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by rickyshot on May 16th, 2005, 9:34am
Speaking of boats, I want a big boat with a lot of motion................ ;)
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by medic1852 on May 16th, 2005, 9:41am

on 05/16/05 at 09:34:46, rickyshot wrote:
Speaking of boats, I want a big boat with a lot of motion................ ;)


AMTRACK HOG!

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/docs/AMTRACK.jpg

Piss on a boat or dingy this thing floats swims and can go across the land just as good...Lots of motion and ver versatile! Oh and look it is hard and durable...
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by LeLimey on May 16th, 2005, 9:41am

on 05/16/05 at 08:59:58, medic1852 wrote:
Well pray all you want...but I am a MARRIED MAN!


Awwww... what a shame *hitting the ctrl/alt/thankgodforthat button*
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by LeLimey on May 16th, 2005, 9:51am

on 05/16/05 at 09:41:20, medic1852 wrote:
AMTRACK HOG!

Piss on a boat or dingy this thing floats swims and can go across the land just as good...Lots of motion and ver versatile! Oh and look it is hard and durable...


Hey Rodgie baby.. THESE little babies go over land and water too.. and a BIG advantage for you men is its one time you can spend all day looking up a skirt without being called a perv!!!

http://81.102.207.61/2002/black_ditch/BD_020068.jpg
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by medic1852 on May 16th, 2005, 9:54am

on 05/16/05 at 09:51:27, LeLimey wrote:
Hey Rodgie baby.. THESE little babies go over land and water too.. and a BIG advantage for you men is its one time you can spend all day looking up a skirt without being called a perv!!!

http://81.102.207.61/2002/black_ditch/BD_020068.jpg

But if you notice it dosnt like to stay in the wet stuff...so it must be soft and floppy no fun for no one...
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by LeLimey on May 16th, 2005, 9:55am
No thats the male side of the hovercraft. It merely skims the surface..  ::)
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by don on May 16th, 2005, 10:00am

Quote:
dosnt like to stay in the wet stuff...


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Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by rickyshot on May 16th, 2005, 10:03am
Roger you crack me up. Leave it to a marine to supply the big equipment........
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by medic1852 on May 16th, 2005, 10:06am

on 05/16/05 at 10:03:47, rickyshot wrote:
Roger you crack me up. Leave it to a marine to supply the big equipment........

Gotta love the big heavy durable stuff...

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5db35b3127cce91cf666c14a200000016108Act3Llszbt9

http://www.technogap.com/AAVP7A1/images/thumbs/Action/960505-M-3983O-006.jpg

HOG MAKING WAVES
Title: Re: Girl Prayer...Guy Prayer
Post by LadyLuv on May 16th, 2005, 10:09am
AMEN, AMEN AND AMEN AGAIN!!!! ;;D ;;D ;;D


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