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(Message started by: LeLimey on May 13^th, 2005, 3:40pm)

Title: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by LeLimey on May 13^th, 2005, 3:40pm

Carl you're slipping! Where are your usual offerings? .. reading those is the start of my weekend so pull your finger out y'hear?!!!

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on May 13^th, 2005, 4:18pm

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by vietvet2tours on May 13^th, 2005, 4:20pm

I WANT http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5db33b3127cce91c00c97a63300000016108Eas2LNu3bi

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on May 13^th, 2005, 4:25pm

http://www.stupidcollege.com/content/dude.jpg

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by sandie99 on May 13^th, 2005, 4:28pm

Top 10 Funny Store Signs

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by Jonny on May 13^th, 2005, 4:35pm

Flaming?....Check out this fire breathing DUMBASS!....LMAO ;;D

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=44959&type=1&page=1&fav=0

Sandie...your post is too funny....LMAO ;;D

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by Langa on May 13^th, 2005, 4:47pm

Great Store Signs Sandie... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Pat, why does the topic of your joke not surprise me... :P
LOL

Langa

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on May 13^th, 2005, 4:49pm

on 05/13/05 at 16:47:33, Langa wrote:

Pat, why does the topic of your joke not surprise me... :P
LOL

Langa

I couldn't help it. It slipped. ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by Langa on May 13^th, 2005, 4:49pm

Here's one I like Helen...
And of course I thought of you Pat...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/mery_scala/shark.gif

Langa

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by LeLimey on May 13^th, 2005, 5:41pm

Thanks everyone they are brilliant! Jonny my sweet.. you have way to much time on your hands!! (where DO you get this stiff?!!!!)

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by Jonny on May 13^th, 2005, 5:56pm

on 05/13/05 at 17:41:10, LeLimey wrote:

(where DO you get this stiff?!!!!)

In my pants ;;D

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by nani on May 13^th, 2005, 6:12pm

on 05/13/05 at 17:56:06, Jonny wrote:

In my pants ;;D

[smiley=spit.gif] Bwahahahaha.... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Freudian slip, Helen??

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by Ronny on May 13^th, 2005, 6:53pm

on 05/13/05 at 17:41:10, LeLimey wrote:

Thanks everyone they are brilliant! Jonny my sweet.. you have way to much time on your hands!! (where DO you get this stiff?!!!!)

Hehehehe

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by Carl_D on May 13^th, 2005, 7:05pm

They're a coming... there a coming...

See my post to see whats up.

Carl

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by Charlie on May 13^th, 2005, 9:10pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/cheesyrotfm.gif

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/capsmile.png

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by LeLimey on May 14^th, 2005, 4:10am

:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

Umm...Sheet when I dig a hole I dig it DEEP don't I?!
LMAO..oh well, you think I'd be used to it by now...

Title: Re: CarlD where are my flaming jokes?!!
Post by sandie99 on May 14^th, 2005, 10:39am

on 05/14/05 at 04:10:52, LeLimey wrote:

:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

Umm...Sheet when I dig a hole I dig it DEEP don't I?!
LMAO..oh well, you think I'd be used to it by now...

Don't be too hard on yourself... Sometimes we all slip...

BTW, I'm glad you liked the store signs! :)