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(Message started by: Tiannia on May 11^th, 2005, 7:24pm)

Title: Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren't
Post by Tiannia on May 11^th, 2005, 7:24pm

Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren't

I need to whip it out by 5.

Mind if I use your laptop?

Just stick it in my box.

If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

I want it on my desk, NOW!!!

Hmmmm...I think it's out of fluid!

My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

It's an entry-level position.

When do you think you'll be getting off today?

It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!

Have you checked your hard disk for viruses?

I've increased my RAM for more power.

Title: Re: Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren
Post by ghost62 on May 11^th, 2005, 7:30pm

[smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

I hear 1/2 of those at home too. ;;D

Title: Re: Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren
Post by Langa on May 11^th, 2005, 7:51pm

I've heard most of these around the office, but I never thought of them in a sexual manner...hmmm...there's a few I won't be saying anymore...LMAO!

Langa

Title: Re: Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren
Post by sandie99 on May 12^th, 2005, 3:24am

[smiley=crackup.gif]
Everyday things into something sexual...
Dirty mind is a blessing... ;;D

Title: WARNING thread hijack
Post by Opus on May 12^th, 2005, 10:12am

Here are some Geek sex posts using real Unix/Linux shell commands.
I did not write any of these.

Sex the unix way:
unzip ; strip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more; yes ; umount ; sleep

i can see you're not so popular with the ladies:

echo "yes i think you're pretty";
touch; finger | egrep "more|yes"; strip; wait;
unzip; mount; until [ $_ -eq "no" ] ; do echo | more
; done ; echo "yes" | less ; umount ; fsck
/dev/rdsk/d0; ps | grep "good" ; wait; sleep

NO NO NO!!!
If you do that, you will get in SERIOUS trouble.

Didn't your programming professor tell you to check return values?

that should be:
unzip && strip && touch && finger && mount && fsck && more && yes && umount && sleep

otherwise, you will continue even if the previous action fails, and that would be sexual assault.

unzip ; strip ; touch ; nice ; finger ; grep; mount ; fsck ; more; yes ; umount ; make clean; sleep

The ones you left out .

Dear God. Have they taught you people nothing about safe sex? It actually goes:
whois; trace; date; yacc; gawk; ssh; unzip; strip; find; touch; finger; head; uptime; whereis; latex; mount; join; nice; man; top; split; fsck; gasp; more; yes; exit; umount; sleep; dump

Actually:

unzip && strip && touch && finger && mount && fsck
&& more && yes && umount && sleep || echo
"Error: Can't, headache..."

Opus/Paul

Title: Re: Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren
Post by sandie99 on May 12^th, 2005, 10:26am

Paul, those are hilarious! [smiley=crackup.gif]