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(Message started by: Jonny on May 10th, 2005, 6:33pm)
Title: Jonny's advice column
Post by Jonny on May 10th, 2005, 6:33pm
My first question ;;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/jonny68/jonny.jpg
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by jokrs2 on May 10th, 2005, 6:46pm
My wife picks ugly girls to be her friends so that I won't be interested. I told her that we have plenty of paper bags to put over their heads. Didn't get anything after the paper bag suggestion except the couch. [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Jonny on May 10th, 2005, 6:47pm
Opps, another question just in ;;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/jonny68/Q55.jpg
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by jokrs2 on May 10th, 2005, 6:57pm
ROTFLMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Jonny on May 10th, 2005, 7:00pm
Holy shit!!!

They keep coming in ;;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/jonny68/Q44.jpg
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by ghost62 on May 10th, 2005, 7:01pm
[smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

I'm gonna need cpr soon


MEDIC [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 7:07pm
Sorry to busy getting a home cooked meal to do CPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...sorry for the all the R's
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Jonny on May 10th, 2005, 7:11pm
These chicks love it  :-*  ;;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/jonny68/Q33.jpg
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by ghost62 on May 10th, 2005, 7:12pm

on 05/10/05 at 19:07:32, medic1852 wrote:
Sorry to busy getting a home cooked meal to do CPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...sorry for the all the R's




is you eating ice cream or did you blow a seal [smiley=headbanger.gif]
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 7:18pm
No amy just cooked me a nice home cooked meal... ::)
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by E-Double on May 10th, 2005, 7:19pm
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Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by toolong on May 10th, 2005, 7:20pm
Jonny,you are my FUCKING hero!!You should be syndicated in all the papers.To hell wth Dear Abby. ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;DDavid
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by jokrs2 on May 10th, 2005, 7:20pm
;;D
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Jonny on May 10th, 2005, 7:22pm
Dear Jonny ;;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/jonny68/Q22.jpg
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by E-Double on May 10th, 2005, 7:26pm
hmmmm....what's for dinner hun ?;;D
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by jokrs2 on May 10th, 2005, 7:28pm
I am predicting that this string will go to #1. [smiley=laugh.gif]
Great advice for the ladies, too.
Thanks Jonny (you sage)
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Jonny on May 10th, 2005, 7:29pm
Sorry, the bitch forgot dinner ;;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/jonny68/Q66.jpg
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 7:32pm

on 05/10/05 at 19:26:44, E-Double wrote:
hmmmm....what's for dinner hun ?;;D

I personaly heard your wife could not cook a microwave dinner.... ::)
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by E-Double on May 10th, 2005, 7:39pm

on 05/10/05 at 19:32:02, medic1852 wrote:
I personaly heard your wife could not cook a microwave dinner.... ::)


That's ok......We'll be over soon for dinner followed by personally giving you spelling lessons.

She's a great cook and an even better ;)

Keep rolliin' dem eyes [smiley=laugh.gif]

Regards,

E
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Jonny on May 10th, 2005, 7:44pm

on 05/10/05 at 19:39:04, E-Double wrote:
That's ok......We'll be over soon for dinner followed by personally giving you spelling lessons.


And a sever ass kicking ;;D
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 7:44pm

on 05/10/05 at 19:39:04, E-Double wrote:
That's ok......We'll be over soon for dinner followed by personally giving you spelling lessons.

She's a great cook and an even better ;)

Keep rolliin' dem eyes [smiley=laugh.gif]

Regards,

E


Sorry I cant spell, and I was just repeating what Charlie told me...
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by jokrs2 on May 10th, 2005, 7:48pm
Advice: Don't repeat anything Charlie tells you.. ;;D
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Charlie on May 11th, 2005, 4:33am
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/chewpaper.gif  :o

Charlie
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by sandie99 on May 11th, 2005, 4:37am
Wow, so many men from the '50s... ;;D

I know I should be  [smiley=mad.gif] right now...
After all, I've always wanted a "Dear Sandie" column...
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by LeLimey on May 11th, 2005, 4:41am
I'm saying NOTHING.


Its rude to talk with your mouth full. :-X
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by vietvet2tours on May 11th, 2005, 11:29am

on 05/10/05 at 19:11:42, Jonny wrote:
These chicks love it  :-*  ;;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/jonny68/Q33.jpg
                                                                               http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5db30b3127cce91c4e83b0e0000000016108Eas2LNu3bi
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by ghost62 on May 11th, 2005, 2:26pm

on 05/11/05 at 04:41:06, LeLimey wrote:
I'm saying NOTHING.


Its rude to talk with your mouth full. :-X

[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Hirvimaki on May 11th, 2005, 6:35pm

on 05/11/05 at 04:37:47, sandie99 wrote:
I know I should be  [smiley=mad.gif] right now...
After all, I've always wanted a "Dear Sandie" column...

Yes, but we already know your answer to every question: Have a donut.

Hirvimaki-Isi
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Jonny on May 11th, 2005, 6:39pm

on 05/11/05 at 18:35:12, Hirvimaki wrote:
Yes, but we already know your answer to every question: Have a donut.


LMMFAO Hirv ;;D

Mouth full of donut dont cut it.....LOL
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Tiannia on May 11th, 2005, 6:40pm
Thanks Jonny.  A new reason to get my husband to come to the boards for a little bit.  ;;D
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Candycane on May 11th, 2005, 7:16pm
Could not stop my self anymore, have you ever heard the word "BOY TOY"? guys??? ::)
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by ghost62 on May 11th, 2005, 7:22pm

on 05/11/05 at 19:16:38, Candycane wrote:
Could not stop my self anymore, have you ever heard the word "BOY TOY"? guys??? ::)

ok works for me. ;;D

is old fart toy ok though? [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Carl_D on May 11th, 2005, 7:27pm
LMMFAO!!!!!
[smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Jonny on May 11th, 2005, 7:28pm

on 05/11/05 at 19:16:38, Candycane wrote:
Could not stop my self anymore, have you ever heard the word "BOY TOY"? guys??? ::)


I got your "BOY TOY" right here!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d629b3127cce9fbec04e310800000016108AZM2bNk5bM6

Now, what ya gonna do with it, Grandma?.....LMMFAO ;;D
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Candycane on May 11th, 2005, 7:30pm

on 05/11/05 at 19:28:15, Jonny wrote:
I got your "BOY TOY" right here!

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d629b3127cce9fbec04e310800000016108AZM2bNk5bM6

Now, what ya gonna do with it, Grandma?.....LMMFAO ;;D

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] Right, you're too much! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Tiannia on May 11th, 2005, 7:31pm
OMFG the tidy whities have to go.   [smiley=crackup.gif]

I personally love having my own personally boy toy.   [smiley=sayyes.gif]
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by rickyshot on May 11th, 2005, 7:35pm
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who know some shit and those who don't know shit. Think about for a while you will get it. Jonny knows some shit but the underwear has got to go. Hey Jonny I am cooking dinner this eve...........
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Candycane on May 11th, 2005, 7:36pm
The boy toys you throw out when you're done......The MEN who know how to be with a woman are ones you want to keep around!! Like mine!! ;)
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Jonny on May 11th, 2005, 7:46pm

on 05/11/05 at 19:36:10, Candycane wrote:
The boy toys you throw out when you're done......


Sadly, I have to say that Ive been there :'(
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Langa on May 11th, 2005, 7:49pm

on 05/11/05 at 19:46:03, Jonny wrote:
Sadly, I have to say that Ive been there :'(


You?  I don't believe it.   Their loss from where I stand... ;)

By the way, is a boy toy the same as a bootie call?

Langa
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Candycane on May 11th, 2005, 7:49pm

on 05/11/05 at 19:46:03, Jonny wrote:
Sadly, I have to say that Ive been there :'(

Oh, now I feel bad.....sorry about that [smiley=hug.gif] [smiley=hug.gif] Wasn't being a meanie!
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Tiannia on May 11th, 2005, 7:57pm

on 05/11/05 at 19:49:03, Langa wrote:
You?  I don't believe it.   Their loss from where I stand... ;)

By the way, is a boy toy the same as a bootie call?

Langa


Sort of hun.  It depends...  Could be like Friends, with benefits.
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Langa on May 11th, 2005, 7:59pm

Quote:
Could be like Friends, with benefits.


Thanks girl...that's what I was thinking...

Langa
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Jonny on May 11th, 2005, 8:00pm
Ok ;;D ......who will be in Dallas?  ;)
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Candycane on May 11th, 2005, 8:04pm
Looks like Jonny is feeling better now....... [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Jonny on May 11th, 2005, 8:14pm
How many? .....didnt think I saw that, huh? (Jonny see's all)

As you enter the hotel you will be given a number, from there you will go through a blood test and a visual, if you pass that you will be allowed to enter the strip search section  ;;D

I never ask for more than I can give ;;D
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by purpleydog on May 11th, 2005, 8:16pm

on 05/11/05 at 19:28:15, Jonny wrote:
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d629b3127cce9fbec04e310800000016108AZM2bNk5bM6


I think you should add the blue eyeshadow back. It brings out your eyes. ;)
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by purpleydog on May 11th, 2005, 8:18pm

on 05/11/05 at 19:46:03, Jonny wrote:
Sadly, I have to say that Ive been there :'(


You've thrown out boytoys? I thought that was don.  [smiley=huh.gif]
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by Candycane on May 11th, 2005, 8:25pm

on 05/11/05 at 20:18:47, purpleydog wrote:
You've thrown out boytoys? I thought that was don.  [smiley=huh.gif]

OMG...Now thats really funny!!! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Jonny's advice column
Post by sandie99 on May 12th, 2005, 3:49am

on 05/11/05 at 20:14:07, Jonny wrote:
How many? .....didnt think I saw that, huh? (Jonny see's all)

As you enter the hotel you will be given a number, from there you will go through a blood test and a visual, if you pass that you will be allowed to enter the strip search section  ;;D

I never ask for more than I can give ;;D


;;D


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