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(Message started by: medic1852 on May 10^th, 2005, 5:46pm)

Title: Just for Don and PBJoe.
Post by medic1852 on May 10^th, 2005, 5:46pm

Ground Breaking News for you all!... ::)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,155990,00.html

Title: Re: Just for Don and PBJoe.
Post by don on May 10^th, 2005, 5:59pm

What a marooon.

Quote:

heterosexual men, heterosexual women and homosexual men

My group isn't even represented.

Lesbian.

Title: Re: Just for Don and PBJoe.
Post by Charlie on May 10^th, 2005, 6:30pm

It's Fox News.

What do you expect? :o

Charlie

Title: Re: Just for Don and PBJoe.
Post by Woobie on May 10^th, 2005, 6:34pm

on 05/10/05 at 18:30:35, Charlie wrote:

It's Fox News.

What do you expect? :o

Charlie

GOOD ONE Charlie! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Just for Don and PBJoe.
Post by medic1852 on May 10^th, 2005, 6:42pm

on 05/10/05 at 18:30:35, Charlie wrote:

It's Fox News.

What do you expect? :o

Charlie

I expect fair and balanced.....

besides I dont get comedy central. ::)

Title: Re: Just for Don and PBJoe.
Post by ghost62 on May 10^th, 2005, 7:22pm

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
> Two men applied for the job.
One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the widow said to the hired hand,
"You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.
" The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
2 o'clock and no hired hand.
He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the widow sitting by fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
> "Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.
> Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

Title: Re: Just for Don and PBJoe.
Post by Charlie on May 11^th, 2005, 4:47am

Quote:

I expect fair and balanced.....

Only organizations that are not fair and balanced have to say so.

Charlie

Title: Re: Just for Don and PBJoe.
Post by sandie99 on May 11^th, 2005, 4:54am

The media student in here is slowly leaving... [smiley=curtain.gif]

We were taught in the first year:

1)make it fair
2)make it account
3)make it quick