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(Message started by: Langa on May 10th, 2005, 9:08am)

Title: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 9:08am
I’ve missed “ignoring” Clarence’s The Cure thread, so I just started Part 2, which we will call UTOPIA, so we can all “ignore” it together.  We all need utopia back, i've missed it... :'(

I expect full support from all of you.  Speaking of all of you…where’s Frank???  [smiley=huh.gif]

Langa  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 10th, 2005, 9:14am
Utopia...finishing my donuts before I ignore a useless thread.  ::)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 9:20am
Forget donuts…all of my Girl Scout cookies I ordered are arriving…5 boxes so far…what the hell was I thinking?  They’re staring me down… :P

Langa  

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 10th, 2005, 9:23am
You need to find 4 good looking Samoans to share them with... ;)

We already ate all of ours...except for 1/2 box of low fat Lemon Coolers.  ::)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by BobG on May 10th, 2005, 9:32am
Isn't Utopia that place at Disneyland where you drive those little cars?

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 9:44am
I’ve never been to Disneyland… :-[

You feel bad for me???  

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 9:47am

on 05/10/05 at 09:23:29, nani wrote:
You need to find 4 good looking Samoans to share them with... ;)

We already ate all of ours...except for 1/2 box of low fat Lemon Coolers.  ::)

Boy I almost really messed up..I thought nani was talking about SAMOA the cookies..I read it and reliezed she meant the samoan culture..and i was getting ready to post saying they were the best to eat when you had the munchies...boy glad i read that before i posted it...cause i hate the taste of toe jam in the mornings... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=spit.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 10th, 2005, 10:07am

on 05/10/05 at 09:47:48, medic1852 wrote:
Boy I almost really messed up..I thought nani was talking about SAMOA the cookies..I read it and reliezed she meant the samoan culture..and i was getting ready to post saying they were the best to eat when you had the munchies...boy glad i read that before i posted it...cause i hate the taste of toe jam in the mornings... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=spit.gif]


LMAO Rog!!  I knew a really good looking Samoan once. He sure looked good enough to...um, never mind.  ::)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 10:25am
Isn’t The Rock Samoan???   [smiley=inlove.gif]

Langa  


Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 10:28am
Need Pictures? ::)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 10:30am

on 05/10/05 at 09:14:56, nani wrote:
Utopia...finishing my donuts before I ignore a useless thread.  ::)

donuts...?!? what kind? more info reguired, nani!!!! ;;D

Langa, you can count on me ignoring this thread... ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LadyLuv on May 10th, 2005, 10:31am
Yea, Yea  Nani... bring it back  [smiley=huh.gif]

         I've never been to Disneyland either Langa...  BobG can feel sorry for me 2!! :'( :'(

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Lady Luv

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 10:33am

on 05/10/05 at 10:28:19, medic1852 wrote:
Need Pictures? ::)


NO THANKS! http://bestsmileys.com/eek/3.gif

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 10:34am
BTW, Utopia is also the title of an Alanis Morissette album (which I have in my collection...)  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 11:46am
not thinking about cookies, not thinking about cookies, not thinking about cookies.....

done.

okay, who wants some ice cream...?
I'm dying to try Carte d'or Toblerone! ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 11:47am

on 05/10/05 at 10:34:08, sandie99 wrote:
BTW, Utopia is also the title of an Alanis Morissette album (which I have in my collection...)  ;;D

My little Amy~do loves her music and listens to it all the time...

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 12:01pm

on 05/10/05 at 11:47:39, medic1852 wrote:
My little Amy~do loves her music and listens to it all the time...

I have fond memories from the time her first album came out... Now I'm listening to the latest album... :)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 10th, 2005, 12:14pm

on 05/10/05 at 09:08:24, Langa wrote:
I expect full support from all of you.  Speaking of all of you…where’s Frank???  [smiley=huh.gif]


Well the sex change surgery didn't go right....! He is fine don't worry, he is just busy picking his nose and can't type cos last time he did he got stuck to the keyboard...

But what-the-bloody-hell are Samoan Cookies? Rog.. you are NOT allowed to answerc [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Cathi04 on May 10th, 2005, 12:17pm
LOL>>Guys...It's AUTOPIA....the lil cars that run all around this cute little perfect town......
Oh, and if you havent been to Disneyland, or Disneyworld..just once..........ONCE in your lifetime.see the twinkling lights in the trees at night, and feellllllllllllllll......you'll be transformed into a child again.....
Cathi, who still loves Disneyland...

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 12:25pm

on 05/10/05 at 12:17:54, Cathi04 wrote:
Cathi, who still loves Disneyland...

Don't worry. Your secret is safe here! ;)
I've been to Disneyworld, back in 1992... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by floridian on May 10th, 2005, 12:27pm
Spent a few days in Erehwon, Utopia once.  Nice place to visit, not sure I would want to live there.

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 2:03pm

Quote:
But what-the-bloody-hell are Samoan Cookies?


They’re little pieces of fatness….cookies covered in caramel, then chocolate, then toasted coconut with little swirlies of more chocolate on top.  The horror about them is that one or two is not enough, so you end up eating half a box, get riddled with guilt, then finish off the other half simply because…

I can ship you a box…I have more than enough…might as well share the fatness.  :-/

Flo, where is that place you mentioned?

Langa  

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Candycane on May 10th, 2005, 2:10pm

They’re little pieces of fatness! Langa said! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 2:16pm

on 05/10/05 at 14:03:31, Langa wrote:
They’re little pieces of fatness….

:D
Sounds good... But I don't eat cookies anymore... ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by seasonalboomer on May 10th, 2005, 2:27pm
Samoans are trouble. A half box of them can diappear before you've even realized that you snuck another 4 or five of them.

Where's Frank? Last post I read from him was when he told me stop being such a dick. I was, for sure, in the spirit of a spirited discourse.

Love to all, especially the French. Is there an OUCH.france site?

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 2:42pm

on 05/10/05 at 14:10:30, Candycane wrote:
They’re little pieces of fatness! Langa said! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]


Girl, you know that’s how they’ll end up, as fat on your ass…It’s okay to have junk in the trunk, but no need for excess…I just cracked myself up!

I’m passing some Samoas around the office…gotta go spread the fatness…

Langa  



Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 2:45pm

on 05/10/05 at 14:16:32, sandie99 wrote:
:D
Sounds good... But I don't eat cookies anymore... ;)

Sounds good...man you dont know what your missing...I live for the time of year when the girl scouts start sellling these...a box and a glass of milk...say goodbye munchies!!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 2:49pm

on 05/10/05 at 14:45:25, medic1852 wrote:
Sounds good...man you dont know what your missing...I live for the time of year when the girl scouts start sellling these...a box and a glass of milk...say goodbye munchies!!

Don't forget that I live in Finland... we do have girl scouts in here, but they don't sell those cookies... So I can't get those cookies here anyway.

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 2:51pm
not sure if you can get them over there or not...but there is such thing as mail. hang on i will down load one if it dont get stuck in the a-drive...

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 2:53pm
take a bite of this sandie....yummy...

http://www.btgirlscouts.org/images/samoa.jpg

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 2:55pm
A Samoa Cookie...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/mery_scala/Caramel.jpg

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 2:56pm
So you wanna compete again huh…
Watch your back Ambulance Man… 8)

Langa


Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 2:56pm
Wow... they DO look yummy! ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 2:57pm
But did you notice....mines bigger...wooohooo i win again! :-*

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 2:57pm
BTW, there ARE websites for everything:
http://www.geocities.com/suarezgfam/Smores.html

;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 10th, 2005, 3:02pm

on 05/10/05 at 14:57:14, medic1852 wrote:
But did you notice....mines bigger...wooohooo i win again! :-*


Big head!  ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 3:05pm
No fighting, guys! ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 3:05pm
[smiley=hewey.gif]How sweet of you to notice Helen..now i am blushing...

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 10th, 2005, 3:08pm
Rog.. I know you think you know what I think you think I meant but I think you are thinking of something completely different and that you aren't thinking what I'm thinking at all.. and now I think I need a drink!
Hope that helps!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 3:11pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:08:16, LeLimey wrote:
Rog.. I know you think you know what I think you think I meant but I think you are thinking of something completely different and that you aren't thinking what I'm thinking at all.. and now I think I need a drink!
Hope that helps!

Perfectly clear...cause I know that you know that I know that you know you want me....You know? ::)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 3:13pm

Quote:
But did you notice....mines bigger...wooohooo i win again!  


http://bestsmileys.com/tongs/15.gif

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 10th, 2005, 3:15pm
I want you???!!
Now Rog.. when are you going to remember the rest of the sentence huh?! What I said was I want you to take a long walk off a short cliff... remember now?!!!  :-*

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 3:16pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:08:16, LeLimey wrote:
and now I think I need a drink!
Hope that helps!

Have one for me, too, okay? [smiley=me&mb.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 10th, 2005, 3:17pm
Will do Sandie.. I live a wild and reckless life these days so I'm going to have TWO rootbeers!!! Oh the excitement!!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 3:18pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:15:08, LeLimey wrote:
I want you???!!
Now Rog.. when are you going to remember the rest of the sentence huh?! What I said was I want you to take a long walk off a short cliff... remember now?!!!  :-*

But my point is that you wanted me...dosent matter what you wanted me to do...you wanted me...can you FELL the love

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 3:18pm
Phew! For a moment I thought those two were flirting.... ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 3:18pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:17:29, LeLimey wrote:
Will do Sandie.. I live a wild and reckless life these days so I'm going to have TWO rootbeers!!! Oh the excitement!!

Good! :)
Oh the glamour in our lives... 8)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 3:20pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:18:02, sandie99 wrote:
Phew! For a moment I thought those two were flirting.... ;)

We were...cant you tell it is clandestine love!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Candycane on May 10th, 2005, 3:20pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:15:08, LeLimey wrote:
I want you???!!
Now Rog.. when are you going to remember the rest of the sentence huh?! What I said was I want you to take a long walk off a short cliff... remember now?!!!  :-*

I got tears in my eyes on that one Helen.....10 points

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 3:22pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:20:02, medic1852 wrote:
We were...cant you tell it is clandestine love!

oh, I can tell it's something alright... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 10th, 2005, 3:23pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:20:02, medic1852 wrote:
We were...cant you tell it is clandestine love!


Nuffink clandestine about that gob of yours is there Rog?! The navy called and said can they have you for a foghorn...

I know how to kill this relationship stone cold dead though.. did I tell you I was half french?!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 3:27pm
Actually, the truth of the matter is that Ambulance Man wants me…

Don’t deny it baby…it's ALL love...

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 10th, 2005, 3:29pm
True Langa.. very true..

But I'm sorry I can't do it. I can't love a man who would post THOS pics and I'm surprised at you for forgiving him!!  ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 3:30pm
Page 3, yahoo!!!!!! ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 3:31pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:29:50, LeLimey wrote:
True Langa.. very true..

But I'm sorry I can't do it. I can't love a man who would post THOS pics and I'm surprised at you for forgiving him!!  ;)

Love is forgiving.... ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 10th, 2005, 3:33pm
I've just had a request on yahoo from maninnylon.. damnit Rog I've told you to stop that!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 3:34pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:23:44, LeLimey wrote:
Nuffink clandestine about that gob of yours is there Rog?! The navy called and said can they have you for a foghorn...

I know how to kill this relationship stone cold dead though.. did I tell you I was half french?!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

And you called me a TOAD...fine the deals off...just see who I take a long walk off a short cliff with now... [smiley=smug.gif]
Hey Langa......How you doin... [smiley=winkkiss.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by alienspacebabe on May 10th, 2005, 3:35pm
and now back to UTOPIA:

utopia:
1. an... island of ideal perfection...
2. an ideally perfect place


By Saturday night, I will be in Utopia....

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 3:36pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:29:50, LeLimey wrote:
True Langa.. very true..

But I'm sorry I can't do it. I can't love a man who would post THOS pics and I'm surprised at you for forgiving him!!  ;)


Love covers a multitude of sins… [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 3:44pm

Quote:
Hey Langa......How you doin...  


I’m alright sexy thang, how YOU doin?

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vroncol/Smiley_gifs/whipg.gifLanga

By the way, got my money? I can’t keep this act on all day now...

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 3:46pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:36:01, Langa wrote:
Love covers a multitude of sins… [smiley=laugh.gif]

All I ask Maria is
No restraining order...
No Emergancy protection order..
Dont have me arrested for stalking..cause bushes are nice places to get shade and I am not a stalker..
And the number one rule dont be jealous cause all the women want me...specially my little Amy~Do...

No everyone sing along the rythmn of I think i love you by david cassidy


I think ill stalk you
so what you so affraid of
it's me outside your window
hiding in your bushes
oh i think ill stalk you....

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 3:47pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:44:05, Langa wrote:
I’m alright sexy thang, how YOU doin?

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vroncol/Smiley_gifs/whipg.gifLanga

By the way, got my money? I can’t keep this act on all day now...

You promised you would not post the money issue...i know i am late with my payment but that is no reason to post...

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 3:47pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:34:34, medic1852 wrote:
Hey Langa......How you doin... [smiley=winkkiss.gif]

That's so joey of you.... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 3:48pm
......but hey, whatever works for ya... ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 10th, 2005, 3:50pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:35:14, alienspacebabe wrote:
and now back to UTOPIA:

utopia:
1. an... island of ideal perfection...
2. an ideally perfect place


By Saturday night, I will be in Utopia....


So where are you going then please?! I hope you have a lovely time when you get there  :)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 10th, 2005, 3:54pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:47:14, medic1852 wrote:
You promised you would not post the money issue...i know i am late with my payment but that is no reason to post...



That just cracked me up…!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
LMAO…

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 3:55pm
Utopia sounds neat... let's all go there! ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Charlie on May 10th, 2005, 5:24pm
Utopia:

Opening your mail: "Check Enclosed."

Charlie

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by alienspacebabe on May 10th, 2005, 6:22pm

on 05/10/05 at 15:50:14, LeLimey wrote:
So where are you going then please?! I hope you have a lovely time when you get there  :)


French Polynesia  -  14 days total  -  http://tinyurl.com/73yvu


which reminds me.... did you know you can buy generic condoms?

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by cootie on May 10th, 2005, 11:24pm
Utopia used to be in Micheal Jacksons hidden closet room......come on kiddies lets play hide and shiek Pam

Did you know they make 'girlscout cookie' icecream now ? They have the Samoa....and tagalongs.....and mint cookie !!!! Forgot the brand name but it is a GOOD icecream brand.....not cheap. Brad goes thru a gallon a week.

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 11th, 2005, 3:56am

on 05/10/05 at 14:55:21, Langa wrote:
A Samoa Cookie...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/mery_scala/Caramel.jpg

According to  http://www.girlscoutcookiesabc.com website, these cookies are actually called Caramel delites and here's more info about them:

Delicate vanilla cookies drenched in caramel, sprinkled with toasted coconut and laced with dark cocoa stripes.

Approx. Ct. 15, Net Wt. 7oz. (U) D

Ingredients that are known allergens in some people are indicated in bold text.

Sugar, enriched flour (wheat flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), vegetable shortening (contains one or more of the following partially hydrogenated oils: palm kernel, coconut, soybean, palm), corn syrup, coconut, sweetened condensed milk (milk, sugar), high fructose corn syrup, contains two percent or less of: whey, cocoa (processed with alkali), sorbitol, dextrose, glycerine, corn starch, salt, soy lecithin (emulsifier), leavening (sodium bicarbonate, ammonium bicarbonate, monocalcium phosphate), natural and artificial flavor, sodium caseinate
Allergens Contains: Wheat, soy, milk.

Serving Size: 28g
Trans Fat per Serving: 0g

Dietary Exchanges

Caramel deLites®
Serving Size: 2 cookies

1 starch exchange, 1 fat exchange
OR 1 carbohydrate, 1 fat

Who wants a cookie...?  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 11th, 2005, 4:00am
Same website has also recipes. Here's what you can do from Caramel delites:

"Chocolate Coconut Caramel Dessert"

1 box Girl Scout Caramel deLites
3 tablespoons margarine, melted
1 pkg. (8 oz.) cream cheese, softened
1/4 cup sugar
2 tablespoons milk
1 1/2 cups non-dairy whipped topping, thawed
1 1/4 cups cold milk
1 pkg. (4-serving) instant coconut creme pudding and pie filling
1/4 cup toasted coconut
3 tablespoons semi-sweet chocolate mini morsels
Non-stick cooking spray

Place cookies in a food processor or blender; process until fine crumbs. Spray bottom of a 9-inch square pan with non-stick cooking spray. Combine cookie crumbs and margarine; press evenly in bottom of prepared pan. Using an electric mixer beat cream cheese with sugar and 2 tablespoons milk until smooth. Blend in 3/4 cup whipped topping. Spread evenly over cookie layer. Pour 1 1/4 cups milk into a bowl. Add pudding mix and beat 1 to 2 minutes or until smooth. Pour over cream cheese layer. Chill several hours or overnight. Spread a thin layer of coconut on a baking sheet and bake in 325 degree oven for 6 to 8 minutes, stirring frequently; cool. Just before serving, spread remaining 3/4 cup whipped topping evenly over top of dessert; sprinkle toasted coconut and mini morsels on top of dessert. To serve, cut into 12 portions.

Makes: 12 servings

So now you don't have to eat the whole box, guys... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 11th, 2005, 4:53am

on 05/10/05 at 18:22:33, alienspacebabe wrote:
which reminds me.... did you know you can buy generic condoms?[/center]



Okay now I KNOW I have to get my eyes tested.. read that as geriatric condoms..


Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 11th, 2005, 11:59am
Oh this thread is such a great idea... ;;D
I just loveignoring this! ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 11th, 2005, 12:45pm
Just had a long meeting with the salesmen – 25 of them.  I ordered sammiches, chips, drinks, pasta salad and tossed salad.  Afterwards, I treated them to dessert…I had a nice platter filled with girl scout cookies for them.  They were thrilled…the low fat lemon coolers were pushed aside… [smiley=laugh.gif]

Men...they'll eat anything...

Then I hurried out of there before the fart and ball-tugging session started…:-/

Langa

P.S.:  Sandie, those recipes sound great....not that I read them, i'm ignoring this thread as well.

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Candycane on May 11th, 2005, 12:49pm
UTOPIA is.......what I did this morning! Don't ask cause I'm not telling :)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 11th, 2005, 12:52pm
Well IM not ignoring it!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
This thread is about UTOPIA right? All the nice things like cookies and ice cream and fluffy clouds and kittens and holidays right?


NO FART TALK!!!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 11th, 2005, 12:53pm

on 05/11/05 at 12:49:00, Candycane wrote:
UTOPIA is.......what I did this morning! Don't ask cause I'm not telling :)


PM me... :D

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Candycane on May 11th, 2005, 12:54pm
helen,
I know its a place ;;D a real nice place, right? ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 11th, 2005, 12:58pm

Quote:
This thread is about UTOPIA right? All the nice things like cookies and ice cream and fluffy clouds and kittens and holidays right?


Of course it is...anything that makes you happy...

I have a name for my UTOPIA... ::)

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 11th, 2005, 1:13pm

on 05/11/05 at 12:58:46, Langa wrote:
Of course it is...anything that makes you happy...

I have a name for my UTOPIA... ::)

Langa

Rodger the ambulance man! [smiley=hug.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=hewey.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 11th, 2005, 1:23pm
Actually I was thinking of another name for you…but it’s ALL love…

Do you feel the love?  Do you?

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 11th, 2005, 1:25pm
[smiley=bash.gif]OUCH! So that is love!? [smiley=bash.gif]OUCH! yes I feel it I feel it! [smiley=bash.gif]OUCH!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Bethany1 on May 11th, 2005, 1:27pm

on 05/11/05 at 12:49:00, Candycane wrote:
UTOPIA is.......what I did this morning! Don't ask cause I'm not telling :)


No fair. Pm me too.  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 11th, 2005, 1:35pm

on 05/11/05 at 12:45:57, Langa wrote:
P.S.:  Sandie, those recipes sound great....not that I read them, i'm ignoring this thread as well.

But of course!  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 11th, 2005, 2:07pm

on 05/11/05 at 12:58:46, Langa wrote:
I have a name for my UTOPIA... ::)

Langa



myutopia.. sounds like dodgy eyesight doesn't it?!!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 11th, 2005, 3:17pm
[smiley=jammin.gif] This is my utopia, this is my utopia... That's what Alanis sings... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 11th, 2005, 8:00pm

on 05/11/05 at 13:25:20, medic1852 wrote:
[smiley=bash.gif]OUCH! So that is love!? [smiley=bash.gif]OUCH! yes I feel it I feel it! [smiley=bash.gif]OUCH!

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Candycane on May 11th, 2005, 8:09pm

on 05/11/05 at 20:00:56, Langa wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


Langa, I didn't know you were into that??? You think you know your friends? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 11th, 2005, 8:18pm
IF you can deal with the pain of cluster, then whips and chains are a piece of cake... ;;D

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Candycane on May 11th, 2005, 8:22pm

on 05/11/05 at 20:18:49, Langa wrote:
IF you can deal with the pain of cluster, then whips and chains are a piece of cake... ;;D

Langa



Well said I think.....please no ideas here though, I am a baby!!!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 12th, 2005, 3:17am

on 05/11/05 at 20:18:49, Langa wrote:
IF you can deal with the pain of cluster, then whips and chains are a piece of cake... ;;D

[smiley=laugh.gif]
Well, they do say that the best way to avoid pain is to cause some to somebody else... ;;D
Not that everybody would agree with it... but whatever gets you going... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 12th, 2005, 8:51am

on 05/12/05 at 03:17:02, sandie99 wrote:
Well, they do say that the best way to avoid pain is to cause some to somebody else... ;;D


Must be why my kids are all so healthy.... :-/

I need a donut.

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 12th, 2005, 9:42am

on 05/12/05 at 08:51:29, nani wrote:
Must be why my kids are all so healthy.... :-/

I need a donut.

Okay, now I want one, too....
And I'm off sugar... Oh crap. :(

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 12th, 2005, 9:45am
Here's the lyrics to the Alanis Morissette song... [smiley=jammin.gif]

UTOPIA

We'd gather around
All in a room
Fasten our belts
Engage in dialogue
We'd all slow down
Rest without guilt
Not lie without fear
Disagree sans judgement

We would stay and respond and expand and include and allow and forgive and
enjoy and evolve and discern and inquire and accept and admit and divulge and open and reach out and speak up

This is utopia
This is my utopia
This is my ideal
My end in sight
Utopia
This is my utopia
This is my nirvana
My ultimate

We'd open our arms
We'd all jump in
We'd all coast down
Into safety nets

We would share and listen and support and welcome
Be propelled by passion, not invest in outcomes
We would breathe and be charmed and amused by difference
Be gentle and make room for every emotion

This is utopia
This is my utopia
This is my ideal
My end in sight
Utopia
This is my utopia
This is my nirvana
My ultimate

We'd provide forums
We'd all speak out
We'd all be heard
We'd all feel seen

We'd rise post-obstacle, more defined, more grateful
We would heal, be humbled, and be unstoppable
We'd hold close and let go and know when to do which
We'd release and disarm and stand up and feel safe

This is utopia
This is my utopia
This is my ideal
My end in sight
Utopia
This is my utopia
This is my nirvana
My ultimate


Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 12th, 2005, 10:16am
I’m having a boring bran muffin… It was exhausting fighting to keep from buying the boston crème donut instead.  

Sandie, love the song…  :D

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 12th, 2005, 10:18am

on 05/12/05 at 10:16:20, Langa wrote:
Sandie, love the song…  :D

Langa

Glad you like it... It's one my Alanis faves! :)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by mynm156 on May 12th, 2005, 11:47am

on 05/10/05 at 09:44:20, Langa wrote:
I’ve never been to Disneyland… :-[

You feel bad for me???  Langa

NEVER BEEN?!  OMG!  We need to take up a fund.  Thats not right.

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 12th, 2005, 11:55am

on 05/12/05 at 11:47:27, mynm156 wrote:
NEVER BEEN?!  OMG!  We need to take up a fund.  Thats not right.

CH Disneyland Fund of Langa Fund???  ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 12th, 2005, 12:52pm

on 05/12/05 at 11:47:27, mynm156 wrote:
NEVER BEEN?!  OMG!  We need to take up a fund.  Thats not right.


That's what i'm talking about...it's not right AT ALL!  :-/

Sad Langa




Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 12th, 2005, 1:28pm

on 05/12/05 at 12:52:57, Langa wrote:
That's what i'm talking about...it's not right AT ALL!  :-/

Sad Langa

Don't be sad... We'll get ya there one day!  :)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 13th, 2005, 4:20am
Hmm... looks like there's not enough people ignoring this thread... ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 13th, 2005, 4:54pm
Just passing by to make sure my peeps were behavin...
If you're not, pm me... ;;D

By the way, UTOPIA = Friday, 5 pm!

Goodnight!

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 14th, 2005, 9:30am

on 05/13/05 at 16:54:47, Langa wrote:
Just passing by to make sure my peeps were behavin...

We? Not behavin'? What makes you think of that...?  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 14th, 2005, 10:11am

on 05/14/05 at 09:30:45, sandie99 wrote:
We? Not behavin'? What makes you think of that...?  ;;D


Gee Sandie.. I would get cross if I was you. Did you see what Langa wrote about you??? Saying you don't behave?!!
Can't have been me she was talking about.. you know, St Helen of sweetness and light  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 14th, 2005, 10:32am

on 05/14/05 at 10:11:10, LeLimey wrote:
Gee Sandie.. I would get cross if I was you. Did you see what Langa wrote about you??? Saying you don't behave?!!
Can't have been me she was talking about.. you know, St Helen of sweetness and light  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Oh, I know... ;)

I SHOULD get cross... But I'm just on too good mood to do that.

Besides, I'm not behavin' here! I've tried so hard to find a way to add a pic of my friend's pal for all of you to see... we're talking about a pic of a hunk without a top here...  ;)

But I can't figure out a way to do that. It was a pic which arrived to me as attachment, I saved it to my computer and erased the email....

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 14th, 2005, 11:09am
Girl, you got a pic of a hunk?  Talk to me...I can help  ya with posting it... ;;D

Was talking to my co-worker yesterday.  His name is Darren, but I call him Popeye cause he's short and very muscular - you know me, I call everybody everything but their real name.  He does weightlifting competitions...He got muskles galore...I told him to email me some pics of his competition and I will gladly share...he showed me his 8-pack... :P

Speaking of names...Yeah Helen, I was certainly not speaking of you, Mary Poppins... 8) (For those of you who have never spoken to Helen over the phone, you're missing out.  She sounds like a very mischievous Mary Poppins...)

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 14th, 2005, 12:49pm

on 05/14/05 at 11:09:28, Langa wrote:
Girl, you got a pic of a hunk?  Talk to me...I can help  ya with posting it... ;;D

I've tried to post it so many times... :(
I don't know what to try next! I could always try if I can email it to you...but I'm not sure if that would work out either.

Popeye, eh? I like the sound of that!  ;;D
Can't wait to see those pics! ;)



Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 14th, 2005, 12:58pm
I would just like to say due to global warming or some such world wide phenomenom it looks like we are all feeling very mellow today! I've just been reading the latest posting by yet another muppet on the meds board regarding sinusbusters and  :o :o :o :o
I haven't gone ballistic!!
REDD hasn't gone ballistic!!!!
NOT EVEN UELI HAS GONE BALLISTIC!!!!!!

Something VERY wrong with this picture.... [smiley=huh.gif] ::) :o :-/

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 14th, 2005, 1:18pm

on 05/14/05 at 12:58:59, LeLimey wrote:
I would just like to say due to global warming or some such world wide phenomenom it looks like we are all feeling very mellow today! I've just been reading the latest posting by yet another muppet on the meds board regarding sinusbusters and  :o :o :o :o
I haven't gone ballistic!!
REDD hasn't gone ballistic!!!!
NOT EVEN UELI HAS GONE BALLISTIC!!!!!!

Something VERY wrong with this picture.... [smiley=huh.gif] ::) :o :-/

Maybe we all have taken a dose of happy pills...? ;;D
I know I have been grinning daily like two months now... there must be some reason behind that. ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Redneck on May 14th, 2005, 6:00pm
Thread totally ig-nored   [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 14th, 2005, 8:46pm
What the hell is this thread about, anyway?
Damn...I wish I had a donut.

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 14th, 2005, 8:50pm

on 05/14/05 at 20:46:45, nani wrote:
What the hell is this thread about, anyway?
Damn...I wish I had a donut.


Guys, it's about UTOPIA - the things that make us happy...

And here ya go babe...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/mery_scala/PIC00033.jpg

Take your pick...even served coffee...

Love,
Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 14th, 2005, 8:56pm
Well, thank you! I'll take the cruller...  :)  

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 15th, 2005, 4:41am

on 05/14/05 at 20:56:52, nani wrote:
Well, thank you! I'll take the cruller...  :)  


Pssst.. Nani.. which one is the cruller? I don't want to scarf the one you want  [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 15th, 2005, 5:04am

on 05/15/05 at 04:41:10, LeLimey wrote:
Pssst.. Nani.. which one is the cruller? I don't want to scarf the one you want  [smiley=huh.gif]

I'm no expert here, but I think it's the one in the middle... ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 15th, 2005, 9:20am

I thought kruellers were long or are those long Johns???
I'll take the glazed one... :P

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 15th, 2005, 9:22am

on 05/15/05 at 05:04:19, sandie99 wrote:
I'm no expert here, but I think it's the one in the middle... ;)


Yup, the cruller is the one in the middle. Sandie, your Mom must be proud, you really know your donuts!  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 15th, 2005, 10:05am
Mmm.. that one looks scrumptious Nani,, you have good taste in donuts!
I'll have the gooey gut buster with the less fattening centre on the right then! ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 15th, 2005, 10:47am

on 05/15/05 at 09:22:51, nani wrote:
Yup, the cruller is the one in the middle. Sandie, your Mom must be proud, you really know your donuts!  ;;D

[smiley=crackup.gif]

[smiley=sayyes.gif]
It does pay off to have a donut-loving mum... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 15th, 2005, 11:05am
Hey Nani and Langa.. and Redd and DD ... you ARE going to take me to a do-nut paradise in Dallas aren't you?! We don't have anything like that here and I want ten or twenty one!!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 15th, 2005, 11:17am

on 05/15/05 at 11:05:33, LeLimey wrote:
Hey Nani and Langa.. and Redd and DD ... you ARE going to take me to a do-nut paradise in Dallas aren't you?! We don't have anything like that here and I want ten or twenty one!!

If they do (which they without a doubt will) I'll be so jealous... We don't even have a Krispy Kreme here in Finland! Take pics and torture me, okay...? ;)
And eat one for me! ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Jonny on May 15th, 2005, 11:25am
;;D

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5db34b3127cce91e138784cbe00000016108AZM2bNk5bM6

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Bethany1 on May 15th, 2005, 11:27am
:o :o :o :o :o [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]



Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 15th, 2005, 11:28am
These kind of goodies you can get from Finland... ;;D

http://www.sinuhe.fi/tuotteet/media/leivokset/possumunkki.jpg

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 15th, 2005, 11:29am
Jonny, did you build that thing yourself...?

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 15th, 2005, 11:42am
Here you can see the best Finnish donuts... ;;D
http://www.arnolds.fi/tuotteet_makeat.html

My faves have pink coating...

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Jonny on May 15th, 2005, 11:56am

on 05/15/05 at 11:29:06, sandie99 wrote:
Jonny, did you build that thing yourself...?


No, Rextangle did and sent me that pic...I think he might be alittle gay....LMAO ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 15th, 2005, 6:30pm

on 05/15/05 at 11:05:33, LeLimey wrote:
Hey Nani and Langa.. and Redd and DD ... you ARE going to take me to a do-nut paradise in Dallas aren't you?! We don't have anything like that here and I want ten or twenty one!!


I'm in...Then we'll all waddle into the convention... LOL.

I heard there's no Krispy Kreme in Dallas though...I already inquired... ::)

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by BikerBob on May 15th, 2005, 10:17pm
Here ya go, girls...

http://www.google.com/local?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&q=donuts&near=Dallas,+TX&sa=X&oi=localr

BikerBob

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 16th, 2005, 1:20am

on 05/15/05 at 18:30:34, Langa wrote:
I heard there's no Krispy Kreme in Dallas though...I already inquired... ::)

No why that doesn't come as a surprise to me...? ;;D
But I'm sure you'll find another place to visit... ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 16th, 2005, 4:03am

Oh Langa... Lookie what I found!!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

http://www.krispykreme.com/

and.... (trumpet flourish please..)

DA NA !!!

Dallas
5118 Greenville Avenue
Dallas, TX 75206 US
Phone: 214-750-5118

Now we just need to look up directions from the hotel to heaven the donut shop and we're set!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 16th, 2005, 6:47am
OMG Helen...you are so crazy!

Did you see the strawberry shortcake one?  That one looks delicious!!!

Thanks Bob for the link too...definitely more than enough places to go get donuts... ;;D

Langa

PS: UTOPIA certainly does NOT = Rainy, dark, gloomy Mondays... :-[

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 16th, 2005, 7:13am
[quote author=Langa link=board=general;num=1115730505;start=125#132 date=05/16/05 at 06:47:17]OMG Helen...you are so crazy! UTOPIA certainly does NOT = Rainy, dark, gloomy Mondays... :-[/quote]

Better a crappy monday than a crappy saturday or sunday! (God I sound like bloody Pollyanna!!) Its the same godawful weather here too.. how-long-to-the-weekend-mummy?!!!

Oh I have NEWS!

I'm getting a little ginger kitten, picking him up either tomorrow or wednesday and I need suggestions for names. David is adamant I'm not calling him Bollocks. (my husband is no fun  :-/  )

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 16th, 2005, 9:09am

on 05/16/05 at 06:47:17, Langa wrote:
Did you see the strawberry shortcake one?  That one looks delicious!!!

They looked so yummy.... :)

BTW, it's been raining the whole day here, too... :(

Kitty names... How about Mr Whiskers? Or, hey, you could call your kitten Pollyanna... ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 16th, 2005, 9:32am

on 05/16/05 at 09:09:11, sandie99 wrote:
..... you could call your kitten Pollyanna... ;)



I like that! he is a little boy kitten - emasculate them at birth, thats what I say!!! LOL

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 16th, 2005, 9:33am

on 05/16/05 at 09:32:33, LeLimey wrote:
I like that! he is a little boy kitten - emasculate them at birth, thats what I say!!! LOL


Whew makes me glad I am not a cat!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 16th, 2005, 9:54am
Actually I've just spoken to the sucker David and asked if I could name my kitten after a constellation and he thought for a minute.. he obviously couldn't think of anything dangerous there cos he said yes!

One born every minute.

My new kitty is going to be Pollux! (Castor and Pollux!)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 16th, 2005, 10:30am

Quote:
My new kitty is going to be Pollux! (Castor and Pollux!)


I never judge my friends... :-/

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 16th, 2005, 10:32am
Congrats to Pollux! ;;D
Any chance to see pics soon...?

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 16th, 2005, 11:41am
Bugger.. David has vetoed it. He says he is NOT standing at the door yelling "Pollux" for the cat to come home. So I'm going to call him Sparkly fluffy twinkletoes.

Husbands .. its a life long job training them isn't it girls?!  ;)

Sandie I will post a pic as soon as I get the little furbag!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 16th, 2005, 12:04pm

on 05/16/05 at 11:41:16, LeLimey wrote:
Sandie I will post a pic as soon as I get the little furbag!

Fantastic! :)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by karma on May 16th, 2005, 4:02pm

Quote:
Husbands .. its a life long job training them isn't it girls?

Just wait until you try and train the cat. girl thingy's can be a bit difficult at times but determination wins out.

Cat names? How bout "god dammit"
Your husband could have some fun with this.


Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 16th, 2005, 4:07pm

Quote:
girl thingy's can be a bit difficult at times but determination wins out.


:-X

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 16th, 2005, 4:09pm

on 05/16/05 at 16:07:37, Langa wrote:
:-X

Experience talking, Langa...?

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by karma on May 16th, 2005, 4:15pm
I get to thank the the board police for how that came out. lol

Quote:
:-X

Speak up or forever hold your peace. 8)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 16th, 2005, 4:18pm
I personally like cooking fat for a name but with my talent for getting my words mucking fuddled it would only come out as a curse!
Ours is the only house in the street with fleeky squarboards  :-X

As for pussies.. you just have to know how to twist those ole board police around your little finger  ;)

BTW.. How do you make a cat drink?
Stick it in the blender and skim off the fur.. :o

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 16th, 2005, 4:21pm

on 05/16/05 at 16:18:54, LeLimey wrote:
BTW.. How do you make a cat drink?
Stick it in the blender and skim off the fur.. :o

:o

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 17th, 2005, 2:33pm
http://bestsmileys.com/dancing/6.gif

Wanna dance?   :P

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 17th, 2005, 2:35pm
http://bestsmileys.com/cats1/3.gif

Speaking of puss-ies, how's the cat Helen?

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 17th, 2005, 2:48pm

on 05/17/05 at 14:35:23, Langa wrote:
http://bestsmileys.com/cats1/3.gif

I just love that moving cat thing! :)

BTW, are you still dancing in there...? ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 17th, 2005, 2:59pm
Its a little ginger male kitty and he is off exploring his new domain as I speak! The dog already has a bloody nose and I don't think that will be the last time! Oh and since David turned down all my other suggestions yesterday I had to come up with more...

So he is called Pussolini and I'm getting another little kitten from their next litter and that one can be Kitler.

I'll take some pics as soon as he settles down a bit!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 17th, 2005, 3:14pm

on 05/17/05 at 14:59:12, LeLimey wrote:
So he is called Pussolini and I'm getting another little kitten from their next litter and that one can be Kitler.


Pullolini and Kitler...?  [smiley=crackup.gif]
That's priceless! ;;D
Can David veto that one too? What he suggested?

BTW, I heard on radio this morning that somewhere in Russia there's a pig called Jennifer Lopez... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by high_commander on May 17th, 2005, 3:36pm
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5db36b3127cce91ffb51d7df200000016108AbNG7hi5YuA

This is Ed, or Ediot.... ::) He's ten

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5db26b3127cce912b3515759c00000016108AbNG7hi5YuA

This is Two-Four...he's 2 and amazingly not named after a flat of beer. He got his name cause he has 24 toes

Ed likes chips and pretzels

Two - four likes donuts ! [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Jonny on May 17th, 2005, 8:04pm

on 05/14/05 at 20:50:08, Langa wrote:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/mery_scala/PIC00033.jpg



http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=44947&type=2&page=1&fav=0

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 3:02am
Lovely cat pic! :)
Thank you..............

Sandie

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 18th, 2005, 8:17am
UTOPIA DOES NOT = walking in on two people having sex in the office...

I had to come into the office early this morning as I'm working on a huge project.  Around 6:00 am I walked into my co-worker's office to get a file I left there yesterday and found her and another employee in a very compromising position...literally...I'll spare you the details.

WTF? You couldn't afford a hotel?

Sex in the office...discuss amongst yourselves... :-[

Embarrased Langa  :-/

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 18th, 2005, 8:30am
EEEWW...that is not something I would NOT want to see. The thrill of doing it somewhere you're not supposed to I guess. How can the 3 of you ever act "normal" around each other again?
Quick, run out and get a donut...maybe you can forget...

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Bethany1 on May 18th, 2005, 8:36am
NO WAY LANGA!!!!!!  Oh my God!!! ughhhh how uncomfortable! What is wrong with people? Sheesh!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 18th, 2005, 8:59am
I don’t think a donut will help this time…
I have a meeting with them and others in one hour…
If I knew I could drink without getting hit, I’d hit the President’s liquor cabinet and have a strong one before heading in there…

My life is always exciting… :-/

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Bethany1 on May 18th, 2005, 9:10am
I bet they are mortified that you caught them. Keep your chin up girl, its not your fault.  :-*

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by karma on May 18th, 2005, 9:19am

walk in to the meeting give em a wink and roll those  eyes of yours  ::) and its done.

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Gena on May 18th, 2005, 10:07am

on 05/15/05 at 18:30:34, Langa wrote:
I'm in...Then we'll all waddle into the convention... LOL.

I heard there's no Krispy Kreme in Dallas though...I already inquired... ::)

Langa


Although it is true there are no Krispy Kremes in Dallas - In Plano Tx there is a small donut shop call Southern Maid they have THE best donuts ever. When ever my mother flys up to see me I make her bring me a box.
I have never had donunt as good as theirs - Krispy Kremes are the closest I have found up here in the north.
You guys are in luck Miklos lives in Plano I am sure you can talk him in to bringing some to the convention!!!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 10:13am
Langa,

that's terrible! I'm not sure if I'd be more amused or mortified in the same situation. But WHY would somebody do that WITHOUT locking the door...? ::)

Anyways, when you see them, be as natural as you can... And that wink... do that when others can't see it! 8)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 18th, 2005, 10:18am

on 05/18/05 at 09:10:05, Bethany1 wrote:
I bet they are mortified that you caught them. Keep your chin up girl, its not your fault.  :-*


I'm pretty certain its the only thing that will be up today!!  :-[


on 05/18/05 at 09:19:27, karma wrote:
walk in to the meeting give em a wink and roll those  eyes of yours  ::) and its done.


Nope.. wave your little finger and wink! Make his humiliation complete! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 18th, 2005, 10:21am
Can we segue into the subject of matricide for a moment?  >:(
Oh, never mind, I'm too much of a pacifist.... :-[

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 18th, 2005, 10:35am
Nani we can segue into anything you like.. can we segue in the donut shop though?! [smiley=hug.gif] Is it one of those days hon? ((HUG)) We all love you y'know!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 10:39am
Donuts is always a safe topic....! ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 18th, 2005, 10:39am
Yes, one of those days.  :(   The donut shop is a great idea!!! I'm going to need several today!  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by thomas on May 18th, 2005, 10:40am
[quote author=nani link=board=general;num=1115730505;start=150#165 date=05/18/05 at 10:21:33]Can we segue into the subject of matricide for a moment?  >:(
Oh, never mind, I'm too much of a pacifist.... :-[/quote]
Ok, I'll bite, what did your mommy do to piss you off?

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 10:41am

on 05/18/05 at 10:39:15, nani wrote:
The donut shop is a great idea!!! I'm going to need several today!  ;;D

You know we're gonna need more details than that... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 18th, 2005, 10:45am
Wasn't looking for bites... just a place to let my hostility out.
Let's just say my crazy assed mother who now has Alzheimer's and lives with me, has pushed my last button. Didja know that I'm a floozy who has the hots for my stepdad? Calling the nursing home later to see how the placement progress is going. My poor little Mooshie had to jump in and say..."Grandma! Nani's married and Grandpa is just OLD!!! " When the kids start feeling like they have to jump in...well...that's just not OK.   >:(

edited to add: I am really not a heartless bitch...if it was just the Alzheimers, I'd be more understanding. This is the "real" her talking. Her demented self is much nicer.

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 18th, 2005, 10:55am
Hey Nani -  [smiley=hug.gif] I know just how you feel. Sometimes enough is enough. I haven't had any contact with my mother since she wished my kids dead. Sometimes its tough.. as a "kid" we always want our parents to be nice to us. As an "adult" (shuddup.. I am!!) though.. I know that just isn't going to happen. I'm better off and my kids are better off without her around and at the end of the day thats all you can do. Put the needs of your family first, I think deep down you know what that means, why is love so tough huh? [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Bethany1 on May 18th, 2005, 10:59am
Nan----

Sorry to hear all of this.  [smiley=hug.gif]  Alzheimers is a really awful disease. My grandmother had it. It was easier for me tho, all she did was talk in portuguese.  :-/ Hang in there.


Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 18th, 2005, 11:06am
Whew!  Just got out of that meeting.  

I walked in last as I was holding the meeting and wanted to make sure everyone was there, but mostly because I didn’t want to get there first and either one of them pop up and I’d be alone with them…

I think I played it really cool.   I walked in and said my good mornings, smiled at them and went about my business.  I needed to go by each of them and sign off some ISO auditing paperwork they each needed to submit.  When I walked over to each of them, to sign off what they had, I had to ask questions and they couldn’t look at me.  At one point in the meeting I couldn’t get the visual out of my mind and almost cracked up laughing.   :-/

Anyway, I had to stay behind signing more stuff and they lingered.  Just us in the room.  They apologized profusely.  The girl started to cry.  What a mess.  They were really worried that I would tell and get them fired.   I just told them not to worry about it, I wouldn’t tell, but that they should’ve used better judgement.  

The girl said she would never be able to look at me in the face again…so I told her yes she will, we all make mistakes and I don’t judge anyone…and I gave her hug and quickly hurried out of there…very uncomfortable situation.  :-[

Anyway, that’s over and done with…I believe that in everything unpleasant that happens in life you can learn a lesson…I’m clueless what the lesson could be here…

Moving along, we need to seriously speak to Miklos…is he coming to the convention???    :D

Nani Sweetie…i'm sorry about your situation at home.  But you're right, it isn't healthy when the kids have to get involved.  I know you've been putting it off, but I think it's time.  Ultimately it will be the best for everyone.   [smiley=hug.gif]  

You have my digits girl if you want to call.  Anytime...

Donuts are definitely in order for you love and I want these covered in extra chololate just for you…

I’m tired…

Langa

 

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 11:06am
Nani.... [smiley=hug.gif]
I'm so sorry... I do know that moment when enough is enough. :(


on 05/18/05 at 10:55:23, LeLimey wrote:
I haven't had any contact with my mother since she wished my kids dead.

Helen, how anyone can wish something like that? That's terrible... [smiley=hug.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 18th, 2005, 11:36am
Thanks...I needed that reality check.  :)  I can always depend on you guys for that.  :-*

Maria, how awkward!! Surviving awkward situations with reason and dignity are lessons in themselves. All 3 of you learned something today. Hopefully those 2 will learn not to "do it" at the office. You can always tell them that for a real thrill, they should do it in the Home Depot parking lot or on the fire escape.  ;;D   ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 18th, 2005, 11:39am
Nani, that is sooooo funny you mentioned that...
I was thinking of that thread!!!  

I almost made a joke about that too...but I was going to mention the hot air balloon instead... ::)

Helen, that's awful what your mother said... >:(

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 18th, 2005, 11:44am
Helen and I have talked about our "toxic" mothers before. It's just by the grace of God and lots of self help and therapy that we are the amazing, wonderful and humble women you all have the pleasure of knowing.  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 18th, 2005, 11:55am
You might be humble Nani but I'm a big headed bitch with an attitude to match!!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 12:10pm

on 05/18/05 at 11:44:59, nani wrote:
Helen and I have talked about our "toxic" mothers before. It's just by the grace of God and lots of self help and therapy that we are the amazing, wonderful and humble women you all have the pleasure of knowing.  ;;D

Girls,
my donut-joking mum has been a toxic one to me, too... :'(
I've never talked to a therapist about it, but I'm a walking self help book. And it needed lots of prayers and affirmations to get a self esteem. Not an easy task, but in 24 years I made it. I wish you both the best.

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 12:12pm

on 05/18/05 at 11:55:29, LeLimey wrote:
I'm a big headed bitch with an attitude to match!!

That would look good in a t-shirt, don't you think? ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 18th, 2005, 12:14pm

on 05/18/05 at 12:12:05, sandie99 wrote:
That would look good in a t-shirt, don't you think? ;)


Yes, it would. Let's get some made up! I'm visualizing a Sisterhood of Big Headed Bitches club. Who's in?

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 18th, 2005, 12:23pm
Me Me Me!!!! Lets strike fear into the hearts of men everywhere!!! LOL

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 18th, 2005, 12:26pm

on 05/18/05 at 12:10:46, sandie99 wrote:
Girls,
my donut-joking mum has been a toxic one to me, too... :'(
I've never talked to a therapist about it, but I'm a walking self help book. And it needed lots of prayers and affirmations to get a self esteem. Not an easy task, but in 24 years I made it. I wish you both the best.


Sandie I'm impressed.. it took me til I was 36 to walk away.. you are doing WAY better than I did! Its not an easy road though and if you ever need me, I'm here okay?  [smiley=hug.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Bethany1 on May 18th, 2005, 12:28pm
You girls and your donuts. Your all killing me. Yesterday I had a piece of this cake called "Better than Sex Cake". I don't know if it was better than sex, but damn it was some mighty fine cake I tell ya.  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 12:30pm
I'm in! Not sure if I'm big headed enough...yet. ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 12:35pm

on 05/18/05 at 12:26:03, LeLimey wrote:
Sandie I'm impressed.. it took me til I was 36 to walk away.. you are doing WAY better than I did! Its not an easy road though and if you ever need me, I'm here okay?  [smiley=hug.gif]


Thank you.... :)

And I'm here for you, too... :)
The same goes for you too, Nani.  :)
Clustersisters have to stick together! ;;D

I know there is some stuff I haven't told mum, but she gets always so defensive even with minor stuff so I decided to keep it to myself. Maybe one day I can bring it up....but now the time just isn't right. :(

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 18th, 2005, 12:36pm
No Sandie you are no way big headed enough yet, you'll have to be an apprentice okay?!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Now being serious for a minute. Sandie are you anywhere near Tampere? If so you need to get a flight from there to Stansted in England and I'll meet you. We are going on a trip! About an hour from the airport there is a KRISPY KREME SHOP IN KENT! OMG.. I'm nearly wetting myself with excitement! You have to come over and we'll go together, what do you think huh?!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 1:05pm

on 05/18/05 at 12:36:10, LeLimey wrote:
Sandie are you anywhere near Tampere? If so you need to get a flight from there to Stansted in England and I'll meet you. We are going on a trip! About an hour from the airport there is a KRISPY KREME SHOP IN KENT! OMG.. I'm nearly wetting myself with excitement! You have to come over and we'll go together, what do you think huh?!

I live in Jyväskylä now, which is 1 hour 40min train journey from Tampere. Everytime I go home (Helsinki), the train stops at Tampere first.  :)

Anyway, I tried to search for a flight to Stansted and it took a while to find ryanair. I checked, it costs around 130 euros to fly there and back.

That trip must happen!!! I'm all excited about it.... :D

But too bad we didn't figure this earlier. I LIVED in London until last spring! I was in London back then...!
It would have been so simple then...

But I feel homesick to London... I want to come back for a visit as soon as my student budget allowes me. :)


Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 18th, 2005, 1:25pm
Woo Hoo Sandie its a date.. we just have to set it! I was born in London and I lived there until I was 23 so I know it well, I'm in Nottingham now but you're welcome to come here and stay as long as you like.. its not so bad!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 18th, 2005, 1:28pm

Quote:
a big headed bitch with an attitude to match!!


I want a t-shirt and I want to be in the club too!!!!!!!!!   ;;D
You think people will buy that i'm a big headed bitch???  8)

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 1:31pm

on 05/18/05 at 13:25:42, LeLimey wrote:
Woo Hoo Sandie its a date.. we just have to set it! I was born in London and I lived there until I was 23 so I know it well, I'm in Nottingham now but you're welcome to come here and stay as long as you like.. its not so bad!

Oh, that would be lovely! :)
Don't worry about me... I'm at home everywhere! ;;D
BTW, I used to be a huge fan of Disney flick Robin Hood and I always wanted to travel to Nottingham as a kid...! ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 1:33pm
Langa,
people believe in everything they want to believe... ;)

Now, how would we get t-shirts with that text... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 18th, 2005, 1:36pm

on 05/18/05 at 13:28:08, Langa wrote:
I want a t-shirt and I want to be in the club too!!!!!!!!!   ;;D
You think people will buy that i'm a big headed bitch???  8)

Langa


No Langa.. you need to get a t shirt saying "My mate Helen is a big headed bitch!"

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 18th, 2005, 1:40pm
You’re right… [smiley=laugh.gif]  nobody would buy it… :-/
I’m just too gentle and sweet and kind… ::)

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 1:48pm
Don't feel bad, Langa...
that's what people think about me, too...

http://members.iinet.net.au/~vroncol/Smiley_gifs/transform.gif

Gotta keep them quessing... ;;D

Okay... I'm not kidding anyone, am I?
I'm just freakin' sweet! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 18th, 2005, 1:52pm
Well after all that fuss David made not letting me call the kitten "Bollocks" he has called him "hoi you little shit" and "ARGH you little bastard" at least half a dozen times today!
Pussolini likes climbing trouser legs... [smiley=laugh.gif]

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5db39b3127cce9192ad07522e00000016108BbuG7Fmzb-

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5db39b3127cce9192ad09522000000016108BbuG7Fmzb-

What do you think of the ULTIMATE designer cat collar?!!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 2:23pm
Pussolini is a cutie!!!!!!!!!!!! ;;D

My former landlady's cat Kosh used to sit on my laptop all the time... ;;D
I wonder where that fascination comes from....?

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 2:36pm
Wow, this thread has been ignored almost 200 times... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by BikerBob on May 18th, 2005, 2:40pm
Hmmmmmm...  Big headed bitches with attitudes club ??
Have you figured out why so many women are that way? It's because women are not as happy as men...

Men are just happier people-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

And men don't have obsessive-compulsive disorders about donuts.

No wonder men are happier!

;)

Bob

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 2:52pm
200... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 18th, 2005, 2:59pm

Quote:
And men don't have obsessive-compulsive disorders about donuts.


If I remember correctly, you were the one that went out of your so very happy way to find those donut links in Dallas.

Oh and regarding everything else you wrote…bite me!  ;;D

Langa  

Do I get a high-five ladies???

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 3:00pm
Oh Bob,


on 05/18/05 at 14:40:55, BikerBob wrote:
And men don't have obsessive-compulsive disorders about donuts.

You might get us with that one, but

in FINLAND (among many others) a WOMAN IS the president.

You CAN'T beat me at happiness. I'm Miss Happy-Optimistic 24/7. Wake at 3am and see for yourself. ;)

I have lots of male cousins who aren't gay but spend more time in front of the mirror than I do...

And you forget than men tend to die younger than women. And we do get over painful break ups etc. with our magnificent bunch of female friends. Women usually have lots of more close friends than men.

So here's to the ladies, cheers!http://members.iinet.net.au/~vroncol/Smiley_gifs/drinkbeer.gif





Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 3:02pm

on 05/18/05 at 14:59:04, Langa wrote:
Do I get a high-five ladies???

High-five!!!!!!!!!!!http://members.iinet.net.au/~vroncol/Smiley_gifs/wave.gif

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by seasonalboomer on May 18th, 2005, 3:10pm

on 05/18/05 at 15:02:25, sandie99 wrote:
High-five!!!!!!!!!!!http://members.iinet.net.au/~vroncol/Smiley_gifs/wave.gif


...or maybe more gender appropriate... you'all could stand in a circle and just jump up and down and giggle at each other.
:-* ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 18th, 2005, 3:17pm

on 05/18/05 at 15:10:06, seasonalboomer wrote:
...or maybe more gender appropriate... you'all could stand in a circle and just jump up and down and giggle at each other.
:-* ;)


Don't confuse us refined clusterhead ladies with the little girls you've been going with... :-*

(psst. Helen how'd I do?)... ;;D

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 3:18pm
Sisters, attention!

A website to visit... www.absforlife.com


Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 3:21pm

on 05/18/05 at 15:10:06, seasonalboomer wrote:
...or maybe more gender appropriate... you'all could stand in a circle and just jump up and down and giggle at each other.
:-* ;)


Giggling...?
You mean the annoying thing teenaged girls in reality shows do when something great has happened???

No way.

Hon, I don't do giggling... ;)

I do laugh, but no giggling. ::)

;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 18th, 2005, 3:21pm
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

somebody help me...i'm like a kid in a candy store!!!  :P :P :P :P :P

Hee, hee...

Thanks Sandie...

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 3:22pm
I know jury's (Helen) verdict is still to be given out, but I think you're doing just fine there, Langa.... ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 3:24pm

on 05/18/05 at 15:21:13, Langa wrote:
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

somebody help me...i'm like a kid in a candy store!!!  :P :P :P :P :P

Hmmmmm, isn't the term actually a refined clusterhead lady at a donut shop...?  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by ghost62 on May 18th, 2005, 4:24pm
MMMM donuts ;;D

see ive tried to avoid it but you keep throwing them at me! I'm trying to get my waist back down from 32 in to 30 in ....  STOP TEASING ME!!!!!!!!!! [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=oops.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by ghost62 on May 18th, 2005, 4:25pm
We have invaded your girley thread let the hijacking begin. [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 4:28pm

on 05/18/05 at 16:24:25, ghost62 wrote:
MMMM donuts ;;D

see ive tried to avoid it but you keep throwing them at me! I'm trying to get my waist back down from 32 in to 30 in ....  STOP TEASING ME!!!!!!!!!! [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=oops.gif]

Sorry about that donut thing....

But hey, good luck with hijacking this thread... We have been ignoring this one quite nicely so far. ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 18th, 2005, 4:41pm

on 05/18/05 at 15:17:44, Langa wrote:
Don't confuse us refined clusterhead ladies with the little girls you've been going with... :-*

(psst. Helen how'd I do?)... ;;D

Langa


Langa you did fine girlie!! I'm proud of you!

Hey Seas! You know.. you're right. Us girlies laugh at any little thing... By the way I'm not A bitch I am THE bitch and its MZ Bitch to you  ;)

Hey Girls.. seasonal boomer...  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 5:02pm

on 05/18/05 at 16:41:29, LeLimey wrote:
Hey Girls.. seasonal boomer...  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

I have to laugh at that.... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
And for the future reference, I was laughing and not giggling. ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by ghost62 on May 18th, 2005, 5:48pm
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot.   He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.  The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.  The young man lowers his window "Uh, yes, officer?"  "What are you doing?"  "Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir "  Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?"  The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."  Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a lovers' lane. And nothing obscene is happening!  "What's your age, young man?"  "I'm 25, sir."  "And her ... what's her age?"  The young man looks at his watch and replies:  "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 18th, 2005, 6:04pm

Quote:
Hey Girls.. seasonal boomer...   [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 6:09pm
chey, I've seen that joke at the funnies... ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 18th, 2005, 6:13pm
Helen, Pussolini is cute!  He's totally working that collar girl... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Why's he meowing and scratching the laptop?  By the way, you know I expected nothing but the CH.Com website on your screen...LOL

You know I notice everything... 8)

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 6:19pm
And back to cats, I see.

My friends wants to own a cat. She's going to name him/her Chairman Miaw, after one sitcom episode she saw... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 18th, 2005, 6:22pm

on 05/18/05 at 18:19:50, sandie99 wrote:
And back to cats, I see.

My friends wants to own a cat. She's going to name him/her Chairman Miaw, after one sitcom episode she saw... ;;D


I will not judge my friend's friend.  I just won't...I refuse to.

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 18th, 2005, 6:30pm

on 05/18/05 at 18:22:01, Langa wrote:
I will not judge my friend's friend.  I just won't...I refuse to.

Don't worry, I'll talk her out of it the day she actually gets the cat. If the day ever comes....
But you got to admit that it IS sort of funny name... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by BikerBob on May 19th, 2005, 11:29am

on 05/18/05 at 14:59:04, Langa wrote:
If I remember correctly, you were the one that went out of your so very happy way to find those donut links in Dallas.


That was a public service announcement for all the women with donut OCD. I prefer Cheez-It crackers and salami myself.

:P

Bob

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 19th, 2005, 11:31am
Slice of pizza, anyone...? ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on May 19th, 2005, 11:57am

on 05/11/05 at 12:52:18, LeLimey wrote:
NO FART TALK!!!


I guess that leaves out of contributing to this thread.

I guess I'll have to pull my own finger now.

PPPPPHHHHFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!!!!


YEOW!!!! MY eyes are burning!!!
:-[http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5dd08b3127cce90b1631e8ac700000016108EZs2rJy0ba

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 19th, 2005, 1:38pm
::)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 19th, 2005, 1:42pm
Girls, you must keep some order here when I'm away for few days starting midday tomorrow... ;)

I'll be at our summer cottage, cleaning with my mum for the weekend. I'll be back sometime next week.

It's gonna be all physical workout, but it's gonna be fun for change. I've been reading dissertation books so much that media theories are now one big blur.

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 19th, 2005, 2:08pm
Sandie have a lovely time, you'll be missed! You want it all ready before midsummer though!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 19th, 2005, 3:19pm

on 05/19/05 at 14:08:24, LeLimey wrote:
You want it all ready before midsummer though!

Oh yes.... Midsummer is a big deal for us Finns. Lots of drinking, flower picking, family fun...the concert season begins... and 9 months later many more Finns are born ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 19th, 2005, 3:52pm
I've celebrated midsummer in stockholm more times than enough and also in malmo! We used to go to skansen in stockholm (I highly recommend it when you go their with your friends!) Also the Vasa Museum.. that is AMAZING. I wish I was going to Stockholm this summer, you have to take loads of pics for me okay?!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 19th, 2005, 4:33pm
I'll take my camera, don't worry. ;)

But knowing my best friend... she'll drag me to EVERY shoe shop in Stockholm... ;;D

I've never been to Malmö, but I've been to Vasa museum and it IS amazing. Skansen is lovely, too, but heh heh no chance that I could get my friend there. She, too, has been there and wants to shop...

Btw, seriously, how much do you miss those Lakka chocolates...?
If you miss them badly, I can check if the cruise ship's tax free candy store has them in stock (that's the only place I've seen them). If you email me your address, I could send you a pack. :)


Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 19th, 2005, 8:15pm
A vacation sounds heavenly...
http://bestsmileys.com/umbrellas/3.gif

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 20th, 2005, 1:32am

on 05/19/05 at 20:15:47, nani wrote:
A vacation sounds heavenly...
http://bestsmileys.com/umbrellas/3.gif

Oh it does... ;;D

Naturally, if I could choose freely, you all know, that I wouldn't be going for 4 days to summer cottage in Middle Finland (this time of year it's all work, repair, cleaning, etc. no fun and not even warn yet) nor a cruise to Sweden (which means leaving Helsinki on Sunday evening, arriving to Stockholm on Monday morning, leaving Stockholm on Monday evening and returning to Helsinki on Tuesday morning) but I'd travel to UK or USA. But in future....  :)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Rock_Lobster on May 20th, 2005, 12:22pm
Lately I have been eating sandwiches consisting of 3 pieces of sausage (vegetarian, of course... the Boca stuff) and hot pepper cheese between two waffles (Eggos).  

Am I pregnant?

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on May 20th, 2005, 12:24pm

on 05/20/05 at 12:22:50, Rock_Lobster wrote:
Am I pregnant?


I hope not. How will we ever explain it?  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 20th, 2005, 12:44pm

on 05/20/05 at 12:22:50, Rock_Lobster wrote:
Lately I have been eating sandwiches consisting of 3 pieces of sausage (vegetarian, of course... the Boca stuff) and hot pepper cheese between two waffles (Eggos).  

Am I pregnant?


If you ARE can I be your manager?!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by ghost62 on May 20th, 2005, 1:02pm
A man entered his favorite restaurant and sat at his regular table.
> > After looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby  all alone. He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing that if she accepted  the bottle, she would be his.
> > The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the  gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the >wine > coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply  note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note  from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
> > The note read:
> > "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a  million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants".
> > After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in  return.He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to  return this to the woman.
> > It read:
> > "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes  CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars  in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I  cut three inches off,Just send the bottle back please..

;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by broomhilda on May 20th, 2005, 2:05pm
Heya ghost, I think I have seen that somewhere ;;D

Perhaps the funnies section? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by ghost62 on May 20th, 2005, 2:11pm

on 05/20/05 at 14:05:10, broomhilda wrote:
Heya ghost, I think I have seen that somewhere ;;D

Perhaps the funnies section? [smiley=laugh.gif]

yep it showed 30 min after I posted it [smiley=laugh.gif]


Good try though

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by broomhilda on May 20th, 2005, 2:17pm
No shit, hummmmm guess ya beat me to it ;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Carl_D on May 20th, 2005, 7:27pm
I avoided this thread since I thought it was just another post about Todd Rundgren's 70's band UTOPIA. Don't get me wrong I love them, but not much for my pallette nowadays.

Good joke Ghost. I got one too..

Okay so three guys walk into a bar, or was it two? Yes it was two.
So anyway, two guys walk into a bar - which was stupid, as the second guy should have ducked...

How bout this one:

A dyslexic walks into a bra...


Oh well fuckit! I'm ignoring this thread anyway.

;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 23rd, 2005, 8:32am
Good Morning… ;;D

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 23rd, 2005, 9:04am
A message from your friends at the American Heart Association:




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/eatmorechicken.jpg

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Rock_Lobster on May 23rd, 2005, 9:15am
bump

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on May 23rd, 2005, 9:47am
What time is it and how did I get to my desk?

What happened to the weekend???

I want to go home!!! Give me donuts!!!!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LeLimey on May 23rd, 2005, 9:50am
Well I've been out shopping to buy some new houseplants. Pussolini has turned them into downtown Beirut the litte shit, fucker, b*stard darling.. :-/ [smiley=laugh.gif]

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5db02b3127cce918daf24c69700000016108BbuG7Fmzb-

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5db02b3127cce918daf38c68b00000016108BbuG7Fmzb-

I KNEW I should have stuck to my guns and called him Bollocks. Its all I seem to say when I walk into a room he is in!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 23rd, 2005, 9:52am
Here ya go, pookie...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/donuts.jpg

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 23rd, 2005, 10:01am
Pookie?  Nani you crack me up!  
The donut with the colorful sprinkles is calling me.  You hear it??   :-/
Pat, you still have quite an assortment to choose from…

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 23rd, 2005, 10:06am

on 05/23/05 at 10:01:08, Langa wrote:
Pookie?  Nani you crack me up!  
The donut with the colorful sprinkles is calling me.  You hear it??   :-/

Langa


I will wrestle you for it....cause it does look YUMMY! [smiley=argue.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on May 23rd, 2005, 10:17am

on 05/23/05 at 10:01:08, Langa wrote:
Pat, you still have quite an assortment to choose from…


I see mine at the back. The apple filled one.

Who am I kidding? Just put them all in a blender and set me up with an I.V. bottle. I'll main line the whole bunch.
;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 23rd, 2005, 10:17am
Ambulance Man, you better back off now.

I can hurt you. I work out and am physically strong, especially my legs.  I’ll wrap these babies around you, enjoy the donut, while you fight to get loose in vain, and then send you on your merry way after a swift kick in the ass…

But now remember, it’s  ALL love baby.

You’ve been warned… 8)

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 23rd, 2005, 10:18am

on 05/23/05 at 10:17:33, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
I see mine at the back. The apple filled one.

Who am I kidding? Just put them all in a blender and set me up with an I.V. bottle. I'll main line the whole bunch.
;;D


But won’t that give you gas???  
Oh hell No…

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 23rd, 2005, 10:20am

on 05/23/05 at 10:17:34, Langa wrote:
Ambulance Man, you better back off now.

I can hurt you. I work out and am physically strong, especially my legs.  I’ll wrap these babies around you, enjoy the donut, while you fight to get loose in vain, and then send you on your merry way

Langa


You can have the donut!! Just keep those legs wrapped around me baby! [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=lick.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by giffy76 on May 23rd, 2005, 10:28am
Three guys walk out of a bar drunk off their a$$ when one of them spots a nun walking on the other side of the street so he runs over and just beats the sh!t out of her as his two friends wach in horror he stands back and says......... "Your not so tough now, are you Batman!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 23rd, 2005, 12:39pm

on 05/23/05 at 10:20:46, medic1852 wrote:
You can have the donut!! Just keep those legs wrapped around me baby! [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=lick.gif]


perv... ::)

Giffy...cute joke...but did you know that whenever someone says a joke about Nuns that they need to gimme money?   ;)

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 23rd, 2005, 12:48pm

on 05/23/05 at 12:39:42, Langa wrote:
perv... ::)



Langa

Not a perv... ::) I am a PROvert!

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by giffy76 on May 23rd, 2005, 12:58pm
Why is it that everytime I say something I need to pay you? Are you some kind of message board Pimp if that's the case you'r gonna have to Pimp Slap me around a little fore I comes off my cash flow        

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 23rd, 2005, 1:01pm

on 05/23/05 at 12:58:37, giffy76 wrote:
Why is it that everytime I say something I need to pay you? Are you some kind of message board Pimp if that's the case you'r gonna have to Pimp Slap me around a little fore I comes off my cash flow        


Dont be giving my boo a hard time just shut up and pay her!  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by giffy76 on May 23rd, 2005, 1:11pm
What the heck is a boo?

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 23rd, 2005, 1:13pm
Relax Ambulance Man, Giffy76 and I understand each other...

Boo is a term of endearment...like Pookie and Snookums...

Pimp Slapping Langa  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by BikerBob on May 23rd, 2005, 1:20pm
Guess what this means AND what language it's in...

"Toodle Langa Langa Toodle Langa Fang"

;)

Bob

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by giffy76 on May 23rd, 2005, 1:23pm
Can I give ambulance Man a term of endearment maybe like _ _ _ _ head There's a few words that will fit.
 Just jokin medic don't get your stethoscope in a knot.

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 24th, 2005, 6:44am
I see you guys have been busy ignoring this thread while I've been gone! Nicely ignored.... ;;D

Oh, I just love those pics of Pussolini.... ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 24th, 2005, 8:28am
I need some funnies today...

From the Humor Vault:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/mery_scala/HumourVault8.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/mery_scala/HumourVault6.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/mery_scala/HumourVault4.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y126/mery_scala/HumourVault1.jpg

Langa  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by sandie99 on May 24th, 2005, 10:57am
Langa....

I love those jokes....!  [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 24th, 2005, 11:53am
http://bestsmileys.com/silly/1.gif

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by BobG on May 24th, 2005, 12:01pm
ROTFLMAO
Langa, is it time to step away from the puter? Go outside and get some fresh air and sunshine?

How about a trip to Disneyland? Stop by a donut shop on the way.  ;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 24th, 2005, 1:43pm

Quote:
How about a trip to Disneyland? Stop by a donut shop on the way.  


you payin?  ;;D

Langa

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by BikerBob on May 24th, 2005, 1:54pm
"Jackie Wilson Said" by Dexy's Midnight Runners

Jackie Wilson said it was reet petite
I kind of love you
Yes it knocks me off my feet
Let it all come down
Oh let it all come down
And you know I'm so wired up
I don't need any more tea in my cup
Let it all come down
Oh let it all come down
Now watch this
Toodle langa langa Toodle langa fang
Toodle langa langa Toodle langa fang
I'm in heaven
I'm In heaven
I'm In heaven when you smile
And when you walk across the street
It makes my heart go boom boom boom,
Let It all come down
And every time I stop to think about It
Well little child you simply make my day
Let It all come down
Oh let It all come down
Toodle langa langa Toodle langa fang
Toodle langa langa Toodle langa fang
I'm In heaven
I'm in heaven
I'm in heaven when you smile


;;D

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Langa on May 24th, 2005, 3:31pm

Quote:
Toodle langa langa Toodle langa fang
Toodle langa langa Toodle langa fang


:-/

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by BobG on May 24th, 2005, 4:26pm

on 05/24/05 at 13:43:30, Langa wrote:
you payin?  ;;D

Langa

Sure will. My accountant is Hellen Wait. She handles all my money.

If you need a check you just go to Hellen Wait.

;)

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by Linda_Howell on May 24th, 2005, 5:31pm


Poor   DJ.   :-[

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by nani on May 24th, 2005, 7:09pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/picantebaby.jpg

The babies who come to my house would rather have donuts. Wimps...

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by LadyLuv on May 25th, 2005, 10:25am
Langa great jokes... [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

LadyLuv

Title: Re: UTOPIA…
Post by medic1852 on May 25th, 2005, 10:33am

on 05/24/05 at 19:09:52, nani wrote:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/picantebaby.jpg

The babies who come to my house would rather have donuts. Wimps...

I cant say I blame them...most baby food tastes nasty..so why would this be different...



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