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Title: Amazing Quotes Post by Tiannia on May 9th, 2005, 1:57pm We all have seen or remember Amazing quotes that have stuck with us for some reason of another. I thought if would be good for a thread to share some of those that touched us. I'll start, and will add more later. If you know the autor, please include it. It's odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your own problem that you don't quite fully share the hell of someone close to you. - Lady Bird Johnson (1912 - ) One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles (496 BC - 406 BC) The more severe the pain or illness, the more severe will be the necessary changes. These may involve breaking bad habits, or acquiring some new and better ones. - Peter McWilliams, Life 101 Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. - Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.' You must do the thing you think you cannot do. - Eleanor Roosevelt (1884 - 1962) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by vig on May 9th, 2005, 2:20pm I feel like something crawled up inside me.... and took a crap! - Bart Simpson (2005) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by ghost62 on May 9th, 2005, 2:23pm As much as you may hurt, there is always someone who has to say "It can't hurt that much, get over it." I say to them lets share, Then slam their head in the car door. ;;D Ghost today |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by medic1852 on May 9th, 2005, 2:41pm "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog." General of the Armies Dwight D. Eisenhower, 31 Jan, 1958 Republican Convention "How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments." Benjamin Franklin "Islam is a religion in which Allah (God) requires you to send your son to die for him. Christianity is a faith in which God sent His Son to die for you." John Ashcroft "When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up your remains, just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains, and go to your god like a soldier." Rudyard Kipling The martyr may get 70 virgins, lets just hope they are mean, nasty, retired nuns who taught school for 50 years!! And besides that, what makes you think any of the suicide bombers will even get into heaven? Remember whose standing post on the streets of heaven, the USMC. Unknown "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." George Orwell "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" -Ronald Reagan Sometimes, when I look at all my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.'" - Lillian Carter "If history teaches anything, it teaches that simple-minded appeasement or wishful thinking about our adversaries is folly. It means the betrayal of our past, the squandering of our freedom." Ronald Reagan, 1983 "The officers will take all proper opportunities to inculcate in the mens' minds a reliance on the bayonet; men of their bodily strength and even a coward may be their match in firing. But the bayonet in the hands of the valiant is irresistible." Lieutenant-General Burgoyne, General Orders, 20, June 1777 "It is God's place to forgive Osama bin Laden, It is the Marines job to arrange the face to face meeting!" Paul Harvey, December 2001 "Don’t ever apologize for being right and forget about being politically correct, just be correct" Drill Instructor on Parris Island Gold is for the mistress - silver for the maid Copper for the craftsman cunning in his trade. "Good!" said the Baron, sitting in his hall But steel - cold steel is master of them all. Rudyard Kipling (1865 - 1936) "I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." --Thomas Jefferson "When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive." George W. Bush, spoken in a September 13th 2001 Oval Office meeting with senators Hillary Clinton and Charles Schumer of New York and senators John Warner and George Allen of Virginia. We're Marines We took Iwo Jima Baghdad ain't shit,Gen. Kelly, USMC We have two companies of Marines running rampant all over the northern half of this island, and three Army regiments pinned down in the southwestern corner, doing nothing. What the hell is going on? Gen. John W. Vessey Jr., USA, Chairman of the the Joint Chiefs of Staff; during the assault on Grenada, 1983 Marines I see as two breeds, Rottweilers or Dobermans, because Marines come in two varieties, big and mean, or skinny and mean. They're aggressive on the attack and tenacious on defense. They've got really short hair and they always go for the throat. RAdm. "Jay" R. Stark, USN; 10 November 1995 I have only two men out of my company and 20 out of some other company. We need support, but it is almost suicide to try to get it here as we are swept by machine gun fire and a constant barrage is on us. I have no one on my left and only a few on my right. I will hold. 1stLt. Clifton B. Cates, USMC; in Belleau Wood, 19 July 1918 "We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem!" CHESTY PULLER, USMC "Being ready is not what matters. What matters is winning after you get there." (Lieutenant General Victor H. Krulak, USMC, April 1965.) "You don't hurt 'em if you don't hit 'em." (Lieutenant General Lewis B. Puller, USMC, 1962.) "Retreat Hell! We're just attacking in another direction." (Attributed to Major General Oliver P. Smith, USMC, Korea, December 1950.) "Goddam it, you'll never get the Purple Heart hiding in a foxhole! Follow me!" (Captain Henry P. "Jim" Crowe, USMC, Guadalcanal, 13 January 1943.) "Come on, you sons of bitches-do you want to live forever?" (Attributed to Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly, USMC, Belleau Wood, June 1918.) "Once a Marine, always a Marine!" (MSgt Paul Woyshner, a 40-year Marine, is credited with originating this expression during a taproom argument with a discharged Marine.) "I can't say enough about the two Marine divisions. If I use words like brilliant, it would really be an under-description of the absolutely superb job they did in breaching the so-called impenetrable barrier. . .Absolutely superb operation, a textbook, and I think it'll be studied for many, many years to come as the way to do it." (General H. Norman Schwarzkopf, USA, Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, 27 February 1991.) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by rickyshot on May 9th, 2005, 3:02pm Roger I read so many of your posts and you are my main man......... :D [smiley=bigguns.gif] |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Lizzie2 on May 9th, 2005, 3:11pm Here's a few I copied down in the past couple of months: "Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is well done."~Vincent van Gogh "What do we teach our children?...We should say to each of them: Do you know what you are? You are a marvel. You are unique...You may become a Shakespeare, a Michelangelo, a Beethoven. You have the capacity for anything."~Pablo Casals "If you would be loved, love and be lovable."~Benjamin Franklin "The only rational way of educating a child is to be an example - of what to avoid, if one can't be the other sort."~Albert Einstein "A good heart is better than all the heads in the world."~Edward Bulwer Lytton "Nobody, but nobody can make it out here alone."~Maya Angelou "For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation."~Rainer Maria Rilke "If you love life, life will love you back."~Arthur Rubinstein "We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away."~Walker Percy "You can kiss your family and friends good-bye and put miles between you, but at the same time you carry them with you in your heart, your mind, your stomach, because you do not just live in a world but a world lives in you."~Frederick Buechner "A baby is God's opinion that life should go on."~Carl Sandburg "It is a mystery why adults expect perfection from children. Few grownups can get through a whole day without making a mistake."~Marcelene Cox "You can never go home again, but the truth is you can never leave home, so it's all right."~Maya Angelou "Life is either a daring adventure or nothing."~Helen Keller "In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart there is room for nothing."~Antonio Porchia "Getting to know someone, entering that new world, is an ultimate, irretrievable leap into the unknown. The prospect is terrifying. The stakes are high. The emotions are overwhelming."~Eldridge Cleaver "What a mystery the heart is. The mind is simple by comparison."~Mary Gordon "If one is out of touch with oneself, then one cannot touch others."~Anne Morrow Lindbergh "You are not in charge of the universe; you are in charge of yourself."~Arnold Bennett "One half of knowing what you want is knowing what you must give up before you get it."~Sidney Howard "Imagination is more important than knowledge."~Albert Einstein "Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing well those you do hold."~Josh Billings "To reach the port of heaven, we must sail~~~sometimes with the wind, sometimes against it. But we must sail and not drift nor lie at anchor."~Oliver Wendell Holmes And finally my favorite.... "I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship."~Louisa May Alcott :) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Langa on May 9th, 2005, 4:14pm I answer the heroic question "Death, where is thy sting?" with "It is here in my heart and mind and memories." Maya Angelou Langa ;;D |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Miklos on May 9th, 2005, 5:09pm Instant gratification takes too long. The Jews and Arabs should settle their dispute in the true spirit of Christian charity. We think about sex obsessively except during the act, when our minds tend to wander. If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry. Never have children, only grandchildren. |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by ghost62 on May 9th, 2005, 5:26pm my favorite quote is on 05/06/05 at 17:51:14, don wrote:
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by thomas on May 9th, 2005, 6:03pm The killer woke before dawn. He put his boots on. He took a face from the ancient gallery and he.... walked on down the hallway, baby!" - Jim Morrison |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Linda_Howell on May 9th, 2005, 6:18pm Live like you are dying. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like no-ones looking. No idea of author. Linda |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by BobG on May 10th, 2005, 4:26am “Get over yourself”……Drummer "I don't like if a new visitor to my parlor starts with a big fart”……Ueli “It sucks to be us”…….Chuck C “Life is beautiful”…….Kip “Get with the fucking program”….Paco “Humans are the only of God's creatures endowed with the ability to make themselves miserable."……….Pete |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 6:12am "Life is as you take it, heart as you break it" (Sandie, ca 1992) ;;D |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Gator on May 10th, 2005, 3:23pm on 05/09/05 at 18:18:01, Linda_Howell wrote:
Some of the words to a couple songs that I like. "Live Like You were Dying" by Tim McGraw "Come From The Heart" Kathy Mattea Some quotes I like: Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. — Confucius The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. — Albert Einstein I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat. — Lily Tomlin In the book of life, the answers are not in the back. — Charlie Brown Not being beautiful was the true blessing - not being beautiful forced me to develop my inner resources. The pretty girl (change to person) has a handicap to overcome. — Golda Meir |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by vig on May 10th, 2005, 3:26pm "I've done some things I'm not proud of... and the things I'm proud of... ....are disgusting." -Moe Szyslak |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by sandie99 on May 10th, 2005, 3:29pm So many wise words.... :) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by LeLimey on May 10th, 2005, 3:40pm I love this, its one of the best emails I've ever had. **Deep Thoughts, by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.** Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are not as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside you at 4 pm on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing every day that scares you. Sing. Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours. Floss.. Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it's only with yourself. Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how. Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements. Stretch. Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the most interesting 40-year-olds I know still don't. Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone. Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. So are everybody else's. Enjoy your body. Use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own. Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room. Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. Do not read beauty magazines. They will only make you feel ugly. Get to know your parents. You never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the people who knew you when you were young. Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Travel. Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble, and children respected their elders. Respect your elders. Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know when either one might run out. Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 it will look 85. Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth. But trust me on the sunscreen. |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by thomas on May 10th, 2005, 4:19pm "They have anti wrinkle cream, anti aging cream but anti-fat bastard cream there is none." Lelimey, you should know who said that one! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 4:23pm Not Quotes just words of wisdom from a Dog! THIS IS SOME GOOD ADVICE! If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. Let others know when they've invaded your territory. Take naps. Stretch before rising. Run, romp, and play daily. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout..! Run right back and make friends. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough. Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by LeLimey on May 10th, 2005, 4:24pm er... what EXACTLY are you saying Thomas?! >:( Sounds like a Jo Brand comment to me! |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by thomas on May 10th, 2005, 4:26pm on 05/10/05 at 16:24:55, LeLimey wrote:
It's from "The Full Monty" a British movie, just figured you would know, not trying to say you are fat. Jeez what, do you think I have a death-wish? |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by LeLimey on May 10th, 2005, 4:29pm I think I'm the only woman in Britain who has never seen the full monty all the way through! I've never got past the bit in the dole office! |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by thomas on May 10th, 2005, 4:31pm on 05/10/05 at 16:29:46, LeLimey wrote:
That is one of my favorite parts, when they are playing "Hot Stuff" over the PA. Love that part! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by LeLimey on May 10th, 2005, 4:34pm Same here.. I watch it.. crack up and go back and watch it again until I don't have time to watch the rest.. every bloody time! |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by thomas on May 10th, 2005, 4:35pm on 05/10/05 at 16:34:20, LeLimey wrote:
Oh you are missing some really good jems! Gotta watch it all the way some time. |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by maffumatt on May 10th, 2005, 4:38pm "Do what you can with what you've got wherever you are." Theodore Roosevelt "You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try." Beverly Sills "Blessed is he who has learned to admire but not envy, to follow but not imitate, to praise but not flatter, and to lead but not manipulate." William Arthur Ward "The value of a man should be seen in what he gives and not in what he is able to receive." Albert Einstein "Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you are a thousand miles from the corn field." Dwight D. Eisenhower I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve through not dying. - Woody Allen *********************************************** "I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with pain, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing." |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by notseinfeld on May 10th, 2005, 4:47pm In his will the German poet Heinrich Heine left his entire estate to his wife provided she remarry "because then there will at least be one man to regret my death" |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Charlie on May 10th, 2005, 5:13pm Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right--Woody Allen Charlie |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by bigAl on May 10th, 2005, 5:58pm "...and in the end the love we take is equal to the love we make." ...John Lennon http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/TEL/LE271.jpg |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by medic1852 on May 10th, 2005, 6:00pm on 05/10/05 at 17:58:16, bigAl wrote:
YOKO ONO....OH NO.... [smiley=hurl.gif] |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Lizzie2 on May 10th, 2005, 9:19pm on 05/10/05 at 16:23:23, medic1852 wrote:
I just read this one for the first time today and even thought about posting it - you beat me to it! My mom works in an elementary school, and they have a daily bulletin - that was copied onto the bulletin today :) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Lizzie2 on May 10th, 2005, 9:20pm I don't know who said this one, but I've read it several times: "No boy is worth your tears, and the one who is, will never make you cry." :) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by E-Double on May 10th, 2005, 9:36pm "By any means necessary!" Malcom X |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by ghost62 on May 11th, 2005, 1:45pm Illigitimus Non Tatum Carborundum Roughly translated: dont let the bastishes wear you down |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Bethany1 on May 11th, 2005, 3:22pm I am serious and don't call me Shirley. |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by thomas on May 11th, 2005, 3:30pm " Chomp chomp mmmmmmm harse meat........ good for you." Jack Fassick, the greatest bare-knuckler ever. |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by pattik on May 11th, 2005, 4:04pm WHAT ME WORRY? http://www.mindspring.com/~mike.wicks/AENewman.jpg "Between the eyes and ears there lie The sounds of color and the light of a sigh"..Graeme Edge(Moody Blues) I must not fear Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass Over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye To see its path. Where the fear has gone There will be nothing. Only I will remain.... Frank Herbert(from Dune) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Charlie on May 11th, 2005, 8:42pm If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. Johnny Carson Charlie |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by broomhilda on May 11th, 2005, 10:52pm Take this job and shove it... K, its not a quote but song by Johnny Paycheck but it fits my day :D |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Kevin_M on May 12th, 2005, 12:09am Oh, trouble's a ton, or trouble's an ounce, Or trouble is what you make it, And it isn't the fact that you hurt that counts, But only how did you take it. -- Edmund Vance Cooke The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none. -- Thomas Carlyle No matter how rich, accomplished or famous you are, a pidgeon can always dump on your head. [smiley=wtf.gif] -- Kevin M (maintain humility, a big head makes you more of a target) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by sandie99 on May 12th, 2005, 3:22am on 05/10/05 at 16:38:31, maffumatt wrote:
I like that a lot. :) I also like: "Time is the lens through which dreams are captured" (Francis Ford Coppola) :) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Tiannia on May 13th, 2005, 7:48pm Life only demands from you the strength you possess. Only one feat is possible - not to have run away. Dag Hammarskjold (1905 - 1961) There are admirable potentialities in every human being. Believe in your strength and your youth. Learn to repeat endlessly to yourself, 'It all depends on me.' Andre Gide (1869 - 1951) A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths; feels your fears but fortifies your faith; sees your anxieties but frees your spirit; recognizes your disabilities but emphasizes your possibilities. William Arthur Ward |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by thebbz on May 13th, 2005, 9:10pm "I am, and shall alway's be your friend. " First Officer Spock When in doubt, whip it out.??? ;) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by E-Double on May 17th, 2005, 9:47am Here is my favorite quote..I use it on my business card: "The major problems of the world today can be solved only if we improve our understanding of human behavior" B.F. Skinner E |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by sandie99 on May 17th, 2005, 9:55am on 05/11/05 at 20:42:44, Charlie wrote:
Charlie, have you seen the movie Elvis Has Left The Building? There were lots of Elvis impersonators "killed" in that comedy... ;;D |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by jimbo on May 17th, 2005, 10:54am "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans" Seeya, Jimbo |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by sandie99 on May 17th, 2005, 1:07pm "Life is what happends to us while we were busy making plans" (John Lennon) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by stevegeebe on May 17th, 2005, 2:40pm "Everyone has a valve!" Ignatius J. Reilly |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Ronny on May 17th, 2005, 5:48pm on 05/10/05 at 16:34:20, LeLimey wrote:
LOL |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Melissa on May 17th, 2005, 5:56pm Let's see... "What goes around, comes around" "An eye for an eye and you'll go blind" "Fuck it" and "Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer"- Norm from "Cheers" 8) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Jimi on May 17th, 2005, 6:37pm I'm your Huckleberry Val Kilmer playing Doc Holiday in Tombstome |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Jonny on May 17th, 2005, 6:50pm "Calm down, stop screaming and pull the boot out...you will live, maybe" -jonnys boot ;;D |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by giffy76 on May 19th, 2005, 7:43am Mama said I could be any thing I wanted to be, I became an A$$HOLE. Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. If life was fair we would all be millionaires and we would all be dying of Cancer. |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by Tiannia on May 19th, 2005, 11:09am I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may be; for I have also learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances. -Martha Washington (1732 - 1802) |
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Title: Re: Amazing Quotes Post by giffy76 on May 19th, 2005, 12:14pm "Slow Gin Fizz works mighty fast when ya drink it by the pitcher not by the glass" - Loretta Lynn- |
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