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(Message started by: Gator on May 3^rd, 2005, 2:59pm)

Title: From Svenn
Post by Gator on May 3^rd, 2005, 2:59pm

"How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?"

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Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

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Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

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Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

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Rottweiler: Make me.

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Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

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Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

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German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any,
and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

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Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

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Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

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Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

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Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

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Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

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Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

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Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

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Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

LMAO Thanks Svenn!

Title: Re: From Svenn
Post by sandie99 on May 4^th, 2005, 8:53am

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Title: Re: From Svenn
Post by Charlie on May 4^th, 2005, 2:16pm

You go that one right Svenn http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/cheesyrotfm.gif

Thanks Svenn

Charlie