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(Message started by: Redd715 on Apr 27^th, 2005, 8:16pm)

Title: Be prepared
Post by Redd715 on Apr 27^th, 2005, 8:16pm

to pee your fucking pants.....

An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and
called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the
voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play
by play" of the incident. This is the actual voice mail message. It was
forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box, it crashed their voice
mail server.

http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3

Title: Re: Be prepared
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Apr 27^th, 2005, 8:27pm

OHG!

That was priceless!

Kris

Title: Re: Be prepared
Post by Woobie on Apr 27^th, 2005, 9:41pm

the guy's laugh .............. [smiley=laugh.gif]

LMMFAO!

Title: Re: Be prepared
Post by sandie99 on Apr 28^th, 2005, 2:47am

That guy certainly had lots of fun...

Title: Re: Be prepared
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Apr 28^th, 2005, 10:45am

I laughed so damn hard, my techs came in wondering what was going on. I re-started it and we all listened to it.

All of us were on the floor in laughter when it was over.

This is the hardest I have laughed in years.

Thank you.

Pat

Title: Re: Be prepared
Post by Redd715 on Apr 28^th, 2005, 10:48am

on 04/28/05 at 10:45:18, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:

I could just see those four little old grannies beating that guy to a pulp in my mind's eye.

The discription of the proverbial *Bible Thumping* got me rolling!

Title: Re: Be prepared
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Apr 28^th, 2005, 10:59am

The Bible part got me pretty good too.

I am a Christian (Go ahead and start bashing now. I'm used to it.) and I know that some Christians get a little pushy some times. This is known to us as beating someone over the head with the Bible.

Thank you again for giving me the best laugh I've had in years.

Title: Re: Be prepared
Post by LadyLuv on Apr 28^th, 2005, 11:23am

I've got my entire office laughing... [smiley=laugh.gif]... one by one they started gathering around my desk while I was playing it.. now I've forwarded it to a few of them and you can here laughter all over the building...

Thanks for the morning jump start... [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Be prepared
Post by TomM on Apr 28^th, 2005, 12:44pm

Not sure this is true so I went to www.snopes.com and found this: http://www.snopes.com/autos/mishaps/beating.asp
TomM

Title: Re: Be prepared
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Apr 29^th, 2005, 12:22pm

Here's a little something to go along with this thread.

Sometimes, I wish I could do this to people I work with. ;;D

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu.php

Title: Re: Be prepared
Post by Kim Y. on Apr 29^th, 2005, 1:16pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]Few still snickering that was great. I really needed that. [smiley=laugh.gif] Thanks........Kim

Title: Re: Be prepared
Post by seasonalboomer on Apr 29^th, 2005, 1:35pm

my eyes had been feeling kind of dry and itchy, it being pollen season and all. well, no longer. I was crying laughing so damn hard.