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(Message started by: medic1852 on Apr 27^th, 2005, 11:34am)

Title: Top Ten
Post by medic1852 on Apr 27^th, 2005, 11:34am

Ten Best Things to Say if you Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk.

10. They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen

9. This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.

8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.

7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy.

6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

5. I was doing a highly specific exercise to relieve work-related stress.Are you discriminatory toward people who practice stress relief?

4.Hey! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem

3. Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

2. Who put decaf in the wrong pot?

NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........
1. Raise your head slowly and say, ...in Jesus' name, Amen.

Title: Re: Top Ten
Post by TxBasslady on Apr 27^th, 2005, 11:53am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

LMAO.....too funny! ;;D

Jean

Title: Re: Top Ten
Post by sandie99 on Apr 27^th, 2005, 11:58am

;;D These are my favourites:

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This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.

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I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy.

Title: Re: Top Ten
Post by Langa on Apr 27^th, 2005, 12:00pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Top Ten
Post by LadyLuv on Apr 27^th, 2005, 2:10pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Love them... I have filed #1 away for future use...

But I have a question??? what do I do if I'm caught sleeping in Church???? ;;D

Peace & Blessings
LL