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(Message started by: medic1852 on Apr 27^th, 2005, 9:34am)

Title: Blonde Joke!
Post by medic1852 on Apr 27^th, 2005, 9:34am

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????"

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by Langa on Apr 27^th, 2005, 9:56am

LMAO!

Sounds like something my friend Selma would say…and mean it…yeah, she’s a blonde. :-X

Langa

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by Candycane on Apr 27^th, 2005, 9:58am

Why does it always have to be us blondes? too funny!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by sandie99 on Apr 27^th, 2005, 9:59am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Apr 27^th, 2005, 10:02am

on 04/27/05 at 09:58:40, Candycane wrote:

Why does it always have to be us blondes? too funny!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Because you have time to get away before they get it. ;;D ;;D ;;D

What do you call 3 blondes standing next to each other?

A wind tunnel.

No offense to blondes. Some of my best friends are blondes. ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by sandie99 on Apr 27^th, 2005, 10:04am

I was a blond for few seconds couple years ago when I dyed my hair really red. I was a scary sight! ;;D

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by Langa on Apr 27^th, 2005, 10:07am

You’re right Candy…I also have a blonde friend, Victoria, who is extremely bright and she makes blonde jokes all the time…she’s an attorney…that’s how she breaks the ice with her new clients. She just ain’t right. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by sandie99 on Apr 27^th, 2005, 1:09pm

Two of my dearest friends are bright, intelligent blondes. Neither makes blonde jokes, though. :)

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by cootie on Apr 27^th, 2005, 1:14pm

OK....here's a stupid man joke......this is what guys really do on there nites out. Blonded Pam

http://www.rathergood.com/morris_dancers/

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by Linda_Howell on Apr 27^th, 2005, 1:35pm

Quote:

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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????"

Actually....I see nothing wrong in this rationale.

But then again..I'm blonde.

Linda

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Apr 27^th, 2005, 1:50pm

on 04/27/05 at 13:14:50, cootie wrote:

OK....here's a stupid man joke......this is what guys really do on there nites out. Blonded Pam

http://www.rathergood.com/morris_dancers/

I'm busted..... I told my wife I was going out to play poker. Now, she's gonna see this and find me out. ;;D

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by medic1852 on Apr 27^th, 2005, 1:56pm

on 04/27/05 at 13:14:50, cootie wrote:

OK....here's a stupid man joke......this is what guys really do on there nites out. Blonded Pam

http://www.rathergood.com/morris_dancers/

Ok guys she has seen the sacred beer and fart dance and heard the music. Now we must stop her before she tells. [smiley=bash.gif]

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by cootie on Apr 27^th, 2005, 2:20pm

Here's jonny at a car show.......(love ya big guy)......dancein man show Pam

http://www.watchmedance.com/

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Apr 27^th, 2005, 2:31pm

:-X

Title: Re: Blonde Joke!
Post by sandie99 on Apr 27^th, 2005, 3:25pm

on 04/27/05 at 13:14:50, cootie wrote:

http://www.rathergood.com/morris_dancers/

Good one! ;;D