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(Message started by: JDH on Apr 25^th, 2005, 12:57pm)

Title: Dear John...
Post by JDH on Apr 25^th, 2005, 12:57pm

The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...You gotta love a man like this!!!!

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.

AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

NOW THERE IS A REAL MARINE.

Title: Re: Dear John...
Post by cootie on Apr 25^th, 2005, 1:03pm

Blahhhhh-ha-ha-ha....good one ! That could go both ways tho ya know.....yer givein us girls 'ideas' Pam ;;D

Title: Re: Dear John...
Post by Tiannia on Apr 25^th, 2005, 1:06pm

I like that.

Title: Re: Dear John...
Post by Frank_W on Apr 25^th, 2005, 1:10pm

HOO-RAH!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Dear John...
Post by sandie99 on Apr 25^th, 2005, 1:15pm

:o
But I agree with Pam... Nice idea! ;) ;;D
Next bad boyfriend, beware! ;;D

Title: Re: Dear John...
Post by minnie on Apr 25^th, 2005, 4:14pm

The series mash had this done in a episode.a patient got a dear john letter just like this one.seeing him depressed the doctors went around camp collecting womens pictures and wrote the same letter for him to send to his ex - girlfriend.Billy likes mash so I've seen every episode at least ten times.
Minnie who really needs to get a life [smiley=bag.gif]

Title: Re: Dear John...
Post by Miklos on Apr 25^th, 2005, 4:55pm

That story is from WW II about a sailor. You can find it in the 1949 Fun Fare compilation of jokes and stories issued by Reader's Digest (A Treasury of Reader's Digest Wit and Humor). It's on page 195.

Still a good story. RD jokes get recycled all the time.

Please don't stand up while the room is motion!

Title: Re: Dear John...
Post by Kim Y. on Apr 26^th, 2005, 1:05pm

That is a good one.[smiley=crackup.gif]

She deserved that one. So many times we see that here at Ft. Riley. Soldiers go and wives have boyfriends and then husbands back, but a lot of the times they act like it never happened when the spouse is back. Then they want to know if and when they will deploy again. ::)

Title: Re: Dear John...
Post by sandie99 on Apr 26^th, 2005, 2:09pm

on 04/25/05 at 16:14:48, minnie wrote:

Don't worry, Minnie. I can recall lots of quotes from Will & Grace... and I can tell from which episode they're from... and I can tell from what episode the pics shown during the W&G's title song are taken...
I need a life, too... ;)