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(Message started by: don on Apr 23rd, 2005, 8:29pm)

Title: Free Hampster
Post by don on Apr 23rd, 2005, 8:29pm
This is an actual classified ad I just read:

I want to get rid of this as*hole as soon as possible. Now, all you animal loves, calm down. I love animals too. But this jerk murdered my other hamster, whom I loved very much, by biting off and eating his head.

So anyway, he is totally free if you want to come pick him up. He pees on you a lot, like basically everytime you touch him/pick him up. And he will probably eat the heads off any other hamster you cage him with. But he doesn't eat human heads (I'm pretty sure). E-mail me if you're interested.






Title: Re: Free Hampster
Post by purpleydog on Apr 23rd, 2005, 8:30pm
Sounds like it's yours. Gonna reply?  ;)

Title: Re: Free Hampster
Post by BobG on Apr 23rd, 2005, 8:33pm
Big Dan just posted his picture. Calls him Fluffy.

Title: Re: Free Hampster
Post by cootie on Apr 23rd, 2005, 10:45pm
Are hampster's mutant hamsters ? I had one hamster make a fur rug outa the other one while at school one day. Had it all patted down flat as a pancake with head intack neatly placed in his nest box to sleep on. Had to of takein him a while to smash it down that flat and position it just rite in the house and drag it in there like that. That free hamster in the add may of went home to go live with Mr Python Pam  

Title: Re: Free Hampster
Post by mynm156 on Apr 23rd, 2005, 11:16pm
HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM  an incontenient , head eating hamster.  Gotta get me one.

Title: Re: Free Hampster
Post by sandie99 on Apr 24th, 2005, 7:26am
I'm not a fan of hampsters, but a quinea-pig would be nice! :)

Title: Re: Free Hampster
Post by Not4Hire on Apr 24th, 2005, 11:02am
...don't ask me how I know this, but....

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ENJOY!     provecho!



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Title: Re: Free Hampster
Post by Langa on Apr 24th, 2005, 11:06am

on 04/24/05 at 11:02:36, Not4Hire wrote:
...don't ask me how I know this, but....

http://tinyurl.com/cgwzz

http://tinyurl.com/7e7x4

ENJOY!


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Title: Re: Free Hampster
Post by Ree on Apr 24th, 2005, 11:19pm
our hampster just died......he was vicious too...lol  
that was funny.... We once had a parrot that ate the toes off Seans parakeet every time he landed on the parrots cage.......stupid parakeet ya think he would know better......LOLOL.......life at the Theriaults never a dull moment......love ree

Title: Re: Free Hampster
Post by cootie on Apr 24th, 2005, 11:24pm
I've had several VICIOUS hamsters.......only really had one that was very sweet and a nice pet and could be handled and liked it.....course it's the one that ended up as a fur rug. I had a pair one time that were so mean I threw them OUT and they bit the dog !!!! Day of the hamsters Pam

I have a parakeet rite now I bought cheap just under a year ago that can't walk....good grief.....it has never been rite. Now it sits on the bottom of the cage and waddles around and falls over and lays there.....really strange. Maybe I should make a hat out of it.

Title: Re: Free Hampster
Post by Frank_W on Apr 25th, 2005, 8:45am
My cats answered the ad.  ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Free Hampster
Post by Leesa on Apr 25th, 2005, 3:28pm
LMAO my dog Spades could use a good chew toy, he loves to chase things. Caught a baby bunny on Easter Sunday. No joke! LMAO Okay hes a little (alot) sick in the head hell he lives in the house with me so that says alot!! LMMFAO
Leesa  ;;D

Title: Re: Free Hampster
Post by rextangle on Apr 25th, 2005, 3:33pm
Maybe Richard Gere is still into that kind of stuff... [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Free Hampster
Post by Jonny on Apr 25th, 2005, 6:48pm
Dons "Mambo" ;;D

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=44266&type=2&page=1&fav=0

Also...Dons advice to the gay channel ;;D

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=44200&type=2&page=1&fav=0
I hit the jackpot on this site ;;D

Don singing ;;D
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