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(Message started by: Jonny on Apr 19^th, 2005, 7:39pm)

Title: Taken from an e-mail
Post by Jonny on Apr 19^th, 2005, 7:39pm

that I got from jayne

Summary
This is a first on Ebay! A first on the planet Earth maybe even a first in the whole Universe! I doubt Aliens are doing this sort of advertising. This might just put the winning bidder and me into the book of world records! The penis that has cuased extreme pleasure for many women. Is now going to bring in extreme money for the winning bidder! (through advertising not me man sleepering)(Sorry ladies I cant be a man sleeper) Whats up for auction today? My man hood is up for auction. Well sort of you see,the winning bidder will get to Advertise anything or everything on my Penis with permanent tattoos. In the past I have seen people on Ebay auction of their breasts for advertisments. I have also seen butts or their ''booty'' as I like to say auctioned for advertising space. What I am offering is a first! This auction will get huge and I mean huge media attention! I have allready been contacted by some media that were told I was going to be doing this. Think for a second about the media attention this will receive. With this being the first auction of its kind ever it is a win win situation for the winning bidder. I can see it now Jay Leno, Conan Obrien, World News, all the news papers magazines This will be huge. What can be advertised on my nice penis? Well here is some things I thought of. Condom companies! Weiner companies that sell deli meat! Male enhancement companies (God knows I dont need the enhancement!) Birth control companies Artists can bid they can turn my wonderful penis into a peice of art! That is just a few think of the great possibilities!!! Feel free to email me with any questions or sugguestions my email is Boxingchampak@aol.com Everyone remebers the genius who was the first to advertise on his forehead. Why was that so successful? It was successful beacuse it was a first. People associate the ''first'' as being the best. This means that the winning bidder of this auction will be a part of history. They will be the first company or . com ever to use this method of advertising. This will bring your company or . com more media coverage then you could imagine. You are probably thinking why would this person do this. That is a good question there are many reasons why and here they are I like being a part of ''firsts'' I love media attention I love the excitement I want to be a part of history I love helping people and will be donating at least 10% of the auction money to the charity of your choice. I want to help the winning bidders company or . com succeed and do well with this. I always wanted to be on Leno this could be the ticket! lol ( Ya never know ) Ask yourself this Is your company or . com ready to be a part of history? The fact of the matter is the media attention this will receive and the litterally millions of people who will see this and here about this on the news, news papers, websites that will talk about this, people who see me.I firmly believe if you want to be the best stand out from the rest! Do you want to be the best? This is the perfect way to stand out from the rest. I need to be watched so watch me please!!!! Tell your friends about if you have any.Tell your family your neighbors. Tell strangers you see on the street. Well maybe not strangers but still tell people about the genius you saw on Ebay selling advertising space on his nice penis. I will be available for media events for 1 year and will attend all media events winning bidder wants me to attend. The winning bidder will be responsible for all airfare and lodging and food I will need. Winning bidder to pay for tattoo costs. This tattoo will stay on me forever and ever and ever! The land of oppurtunity and isnt that the truth. Where else would you find a man selling advertising space on his weiner? This is a great oppurtunity for great media attention for your company.

This dude is looking for $50,000....I'll do it for $40,000 and give a bigger canvis (How do I know?.....I know)

I dont have a link but I will forward the e=mail to you, just ask

Title: Re: Taken from an e-mail
Post by don on Apr 19^th, 2005, 7:47pm

Been there done that.

Got one offer from the

Joint Commission on Accreditation of Healthcare Organizations

That would take of couple of sittings. No color.

Title: Re: Taken from an e-mail
Post by Jonny on Apr 19^th, 2005, 7:59pm

on 04/19/05 at 19:47:13, don wrote:

Got one offer from the

Joint Commission on Accreditation of Healthcare Organizations

Yeah, but they opted out when they knew it would go up one side, down the other and then wrap around your balls.

I feel for you peckerless pricks ;;D

Title: Re: Taken from an e-mail
Post by cootie on Apr 19^th, 2005, 10:12pm

And who would see the advertisements once on.......oh I get it......bath houses. Over exposed Pam ;;D

Title: Re: Taken from an e-mail
Post by sandie99 on Apr 20^th, 2005, 2:21pm

One long email... ;)

Title: Re: Taken from an e-mail
Post by BobG on Apr 20^th, 2005, 8:43pm

I would like to know what Jayne was searching for when she found that. :o

Title: Re: Taken from an e-mail
Post by purpleydog on Apr 21^st, 2005, 2:11am

The Goodyear Blimp...er, nevermind...

Title: Re: Taken from an e-mail
Post by jokrs2 on Apr 21^st, 2005, 2:35am

Maybe the Ben Gay company will take you up on it and you will have to wear the ointment on your balls at all times, too. Oh that wonderful pain.....it was an accident, at least that's what she said..ayayayayayayao! :-X

Title: Re: Taken from an e-mail
Post by rickyshot on Apr 21^st, 2005, 9:44am

peckerless pricks, isn't that sort of like......an oxymoron.