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(Message started by: Jonny on Apr 12th, 2005, 3:57pm)
Title: UCLA Study....
Post by Jonny on Apr 12th, 2005, 3:57pm
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,
she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his
temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies
are expected.

Thanks Alan ;)
Title: Re: UCLA Study....
Post by echo on Apr 12th, 2005, 4:02pm
Nice.





Another UCLA has come to the conclusion that hard hats are harzardous.  Test rabbits, when wearing hard hats while felling trees were unable to get out of the way of said falling tree, and were subsequently smashed to the forest floor.

Another study concluded that ducks have flat feet from stomping out forest fires.  Elephants, on the other hand, have flat feet from stomping out burning ducks.  So much for the evolutionary trail.  It was also noted that Elephants have wrinkled knees from playing marbles.  Additional studies to follow.
Title: Re: UCLA Study....
Post by Langa on Apr 12th, 2005, 4:14pm

Quote:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that  
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending  
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.  
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged  
and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,  
she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his  
temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies  
are expected.  

Thanks Alan  


Yeah, this is pretty accurate…

Langa  ;;D
Title: Re: UCLA Study....
Post by ghost62 on Apr 12th, 2005, 4:17pm
thats pretty accurate just ask my wife .... of she is in cycle 3 1/2 weeks out of the month :o ;;D
Title: Re: UCLA Study....
Post by Frank_W on Apr 12th, 2005, 4:33pm

on 04/12/05 at 15:57:30, Jonny wrote:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,
she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his
temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies
are expected.

Thanks Alan ;)


The army cot that I have set up in the garage has been slept on so much, it's finally broken in and it's rather comfy. Fridge stocked with beer, ice cream, a carton of smokes on the workbench, and a stack of books by the cot: I can live down here indefinitely.


-Frank Under Siege
Title: Re: UCLA Study....
Post by samsara on Apr 12th, 2005, 4:42pm
They should do a study on what type of face is attractive during a cluster cycle.  

"what?  who?  face?  Oh.. face... crap, dear god,  my face.... my head...  "
Title: Re: UCLA Study....
Post by sandie99 on Apr 13th, 2005, 1:34am

on 04/12/05 at 16:42:02, samsara wrote:
They should do a study on what type of face is attractive during a cluster cycle.  
"what?  who?  face?  Oh.. face... crap, dear god,  my face.... my head...  "

[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: UCLA Study....
Post by Lizzie2 on Apr 13th, 2005, 10:23am
LOL a woman in labor too.

At some points, the husband/SO/whatever is on okay terms with the mom-to-be.

The next minute, she's screaming her head off and literally throwing things at him and telling him that she'll never have kids again and to get his sorry, sperm producing ass out of the room and never come back.

It can be quite comical to watch!  Fortunately, I get them AFTER they have the baby.  Don't get me wrong...they have their issues there, too....many many issues!  But at least I am not watching them have the kid anymore! hehe

L2 :)


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