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(Message started by: mynm156 on Apr 8^th, 2005, 4:17pm)

Title: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by mynm156 on Apr 8^th, 2005, 4:17pm

After all that took place over the Terri Schiavo ordeal. I have found a quick living will. It can be cut and pasted for any state. my you never need it.

Living Will

I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a Beer and Cigarette , it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

http://uslivingwillregistry.com/forms.shtm

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by Tiannia on Apr 8^th, 2005, 4:23pm

Cute...

But in all reality a living will is a good thing to have. I personally have this one in effect.

http://www.ilrg.com/forms/livingwill2.html

I spoke with my doctor and reworded some things to my specifications and wishes, regarding pregnancy (which can be removed completly), mental capacity, pain medication, etc.

Please in all seriousness. Look this over, talk with your family. I know that my family knows my wishes, but I do not want them to have to make that call in this type of situation. It is worth it to me to have taken the time to get this complete and know that this will not be a burden for them.

-Tia

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by Jonny on Apr 8^th, 2005, 4:38pm

I refuse to die....Ive been in three car accidents (Bad), two motocycle crashes (even worse), shot, stabbed twice and married.....Top that off with 30 years chronic CH ;;D

Nope...I aint never gonna die ;)

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by Tiannia on Apr 8^th, 2005, 4:51pm

on 04/08/05 at 16:38:54, Jonny wrote:

If you are going in order of bad to worse... Marriage is only one step below CH? http://members.iinet.net.au/~vroncol/Smiley_gifs/rofl3.gif

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Apr 8^th, 2005, 4:51pm

on 04/08/05 at 16:38:54, Jonny wrote:

Honey, only the good go young and you're such a bad ass that you'll still be here for the second coming of the Lord! ;;D

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by Lizzie2 on Apr 8^th, 2005, 5:32pm

Jonny,

That really made me smile. EXCEPT for the fact that you had to go through it! Your attitude made me smile :) More people need to have your tenacity about life!

I met my boyfriend's family on Easter Sunday. As soon as I met his uncle, my first thought was, "OMG...it's a relative of Jonny!" The dude had long black hair, tats everywhere, smoking like a chimney, and has all kinds of crazy stories like that! I shoulda taken his picture with my camera phone.

My boyfriend walked into the ER several years ago with two almost completely collapsed lungs. He was pissed that they were trying to get him off the phone in order to insert the bilateral chest tubes to reinflate his lungs. I can see already we're gonna be some match! haha

Lizzie :)

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by ghost62 on Apr 8^th, 2005, 7:16pm

Is the moment done yet being serious this long hurts ;;D

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by BarbaraD on Apr 8^th, 2005, 7:22pm

I just got my NEW Living Will typed up. That should shake up the staff at the old hospital if they ever get me back in one. wonder if they really read those darn things? [smiley=huh.gif]

Thanks for the "serious" laugh.....

Hugs BD

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by Jonny on Apr 8^th, 2005, 7:25pm

on 04/08/05 at 16:51:26, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:

Honey, only the good go young and you're such a bad ass that you'll still be here for the second coming of the Lord! ;;D

Hang on right there Grandma......I aint hanging on no damn cross for a second time ;)

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by don on Apr 8^th, 2005, 7:37pm

Quote:

aint hanging on no damn cross

This time he hangs from a pole.

Right under a pretty pretty fluttering rainbow flag

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by ghost62 on Apr 8^th, 2005, 7:39pm

on 04/08/05 at 19:37:46, don wrote:

This time he hangs from a pole.

Right under a pretty pretty fluttering rainbow flag

[smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by Jonny on Apr 8^th, 2005, 7:52pm

You tell me if this is the most gay picture you have ever seen of Don.....he's on a boyscout outing

http://pahlow.net/ch/ch_images/don_big.jpg

Look close and see his hands on a young boy ;;D

Look at that shit eatin grin......"Yum Yum Im gonna get me some"

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Apr 8^th, 2005, 8:01pm

Like the tatoo, Don.

Jonny - what the hell does this picture have to do with a living will?!?

Kris

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by Jonny on Apr 8^th, 2005, 8:02pm

on 04/08/05 at 20:01:18, Kris_in_SJ wrote:

Jonny - what the hell does this picture have to do with a living will?!?

I refuse to explain everything to everyone.....your on your own, sorry.

Edit to add.........Was the start of this thread serious about living will?.....or was it a joke?

Its "Tattoo" ::)

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by BarbaraD on Apr 8^th, 2005, 8:22pm

Of course it's "serious" Jonny...... Every redneck in East Texas has copied it by now. This is THE Living Will we've all been looking for......

Hugs BD

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by Jonny on Apr 8^th, 2005, 8:28pm

Well hell Barb.....dont keep the rednecks waiting while im running for beer........strip for them or something to hold them over......Jeez, do I have to think of everything.......LMMFAO ;;D

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by kimh on Apr 8^th, 2005, 8:50pm

JONNY ;;D ;;D ;;D ROFLMFAO ;;D too funny.

i tried my best and no one wanted me either ;;D we are persistent fucks, ehh? :D lol.

and about Don's pic: i am positive that someone took that pic driving high speed boat aiming camera at the rear view mirror thingy.

don? you know you love me. and you know my feet are freakin pretty.

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by cootie on Apr 8^th, 2005, 10:19pm

Hey.....eat sum bad chicken......you'll wish you were dead ! Food poisoning that was almost deadly Pam

I'm STILL afraid to eat chicken wings !!!!

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by sandie99 on Apr 9^th, 2005, 2:26am

Hmmm... in my case, if I'd suddenly start to ask for cigarette and beer people would worry... ;;D

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by don on Apr 9^th, 2005, 5:35am

That is a woman that is not in the picture. Not a good looking one but a woman..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/bgull2/slim2.png

Title: Re: I have to be serious for a moment.
Post by cathy on Apr 9^th, 2005, 6:55am

ROFLMAO I now know why I love this board! Kim yer feet are NOT pretty it's that toe thingy you got going on lol

As for living wills im at a dead loss for words.... :-X