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Title: embarrassing moment... Post by clarence on Apr 6th, 2005, 11:10pm Went to a "Community Lunch" today at my college. Now, I ALWAYS wear a baseball cap. Always. Today, I took it off before going to lunch, I guess I wanted to look a little more like a Doctoral Candidate than I normally do (the t-shirt probably didn't help me though. I realize when I get home that I have a big-azz zit on my forehead, ready to burst. Extremely noticable, except, you know, if your eyes are right below it... Freaking embarrassing. This is why we never, never, never take off our Boston Red Sox hat. Never. This is also why we do not go to community lunches. Let go some embarrassing moments so that I don't feel so alone. Casey |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by BikerBob on Apr 6th, 2005, 11:21pm Well, ummm... Do you really believe that we actually care about your big zit ???? (((vibes))) for the big exploding zit on Casey's face ::) Bob |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Langa on Apr 6th, 2005, 11:35pm I care Casey...don't listen to mean ol' Bob... Since I have so many embarassing moments (my life is a damn comedy act), i'll have to think of THE most embarassing one and tell ya... :-/ BTW, perhaps wearing the hat a lil LESS will cure the zit problem...let the head breathe bro... Love, Langa |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Kevin_M on Apr 7th, 2005, 12:21am No problem Clarence, got some myself. Back in the seventies when I was working in a grocery store, had to "sit down" for one in the restroom. Of course I covered the seat with toilet paper, but afterwards, when I stood up and was all zipped and belted, I wondered what happened to the seat covering, didn't see it go down. Well after about two hours of walking around the store, a kindly cashier remarked, "Do you know you have toilet paper hanging out from the back of your pants?" Yeah, proud moments. I'm deleting myself. :-[ ;;D Kevin M |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by BikerBob on Apr 7th, 2005, 12:45am Mean ol' Bob hereby profusely apologizes for any and all derogatory commentary about the big ugly exploding zit on Casey's face... http://pages.prodigy.net/hauxfan/Signs/Group_4/25.gif Bob |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Charlie on Apr 7th, 2005, 3:47am You've made me feel so embarrassed. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/GOOD NIGHT GRAVE.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by BobG on Apr 7th, 2005, 4:00am I've never been embarrassed in my life. Well, ....OK....maybe once. Want to know about it? Tough crap. Ain't going to tell. But, It was nowhere as ugly and nasty as Casey's about-to-burst-big azz zit. Bet a lot of folks lost their appetite at that lunch. Casey you're disgusting. ;;D AnothermeanBob |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by clarence on Apr 7th, 2005, 5:52am Oh, well, I thought it was pretty funny. Sorry if I disgusted anybody... But Kevin, that was pretty funny dude. Thanks. And Langa, does it matter if the inside of my cap iis all stiff and white with sweat? Just wondering. Casey btw - I really do have high standards of personal hygene. Promise. |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Frank_W on Apr 7th, 2005, 7:22am Casey, I have too many to even begin to relate... I am a walking, one-man wrecking crew. I drop stuff, spill stuff, trip over stuff, break stuff, run into people... Mari and I were going to California from Japan, to visit my folks. We reserved a Mustang at the car rental, and when we picked it up in Los Angeles, it only had 6 miles on the odometer. It was white, convertable, with a maroon interior. The car was just gorgeous.... and FAST!! We drove all the way from Los Angeles, through Bakersfield, through the Kern Canyon, and ended up in Lake Isabella, where my parents lived. Along the way, we were shooting video tape with the camera, and goofing around. Mari conducted a mock interview and asked what I thought of the car, and I repled that it was "fucking COOL!!" (and promptly forgot having said that!) Later, my parents, grandparents, aunt, and uncle all wanted to see the video we'd made. So.... We plug in the camera and they get to see all the nifty places we'd been, and then it got to the interview, and they all got to hear me say, "FUCKING COOL!!" I wanted to crawl under the sofa... :-[ |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by kimh on Apr 7th, 2005, 7:37am Don't sweat it darlin :) As you mature and age in this life those traumatic experiences become just anudda day in paradise ;;D I remember one time while working full time and raising three small kids life always on the run, well one day i zoomed into the grocery store after work to pik up a few items. I was dressed in a nice dress and stockings and high heels from the office. Unfortunately, while i was traversing down the aisles pitching stuff in the cart, i had to pee. Zoomed to back of store and abandoned cart and raced up the stairs to grocery lavatory. Just made it. Ahhhh. Now i can shop in peace i am thinking to myself as i fetched my cart and resumed my traversing ...........couple of aisles go by when a nice gentlemen politely informed me that my dress was stuck in my pantyhose in the back and that my ass was waving a loud and proud hello to all the king kullen shoppers 8) Cheers and PF wishes ;;D Good Humor Bandit |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Langa on Apr 7th, 2005, 8:30am Quote:
[smiley=hurl.gif] Hope that answers your question… Langa |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Apr 7th, 2005, 9:14am Casy, I may be able to go one better and put your mind at rest. One day back in the 70s (dark ages?) when I was in High School, I was hanging out with a bunch of my friends outside at lunch time. Two of the friends were twin sisters (Betty [smiley=inlove.gif] and Theresa [smiley=heart.gif]) who happened to be among the best looking creatures I had ever laid my eyes on. At the time, I had one of those volcanic eruptions waiting to erup of a zit right in the middle of my forehead. While screwing around and getting pretty rough with another friend, his finger somehow poked me right on that zit. When it happened, I saw Betty jerk her head back and squint. Yes.... It got her right in the eye!!!!! I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. This is one of those things I still get reminded of any time I run in to one of these people. |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Frank_W on Apr 7th, 2005, 9:24am When I was in sixth grade, I was in LOVE with my teacher. She was a goddess... Long brown hair, beautiful blue eyes, flawless skin, an athletic figure, and she dressed REALLY nice... I was utterly smitten. It happened that I had a terrible cold, and while she was standing at the board, I felt a horrific sneeze coming on, so I ran to the front of the classroom because the tissues were sitting on her desk. She stopped the lesson to ask why I was coming to the front of the room, but all I could do was inhale in a wheezy sort of way, as that sneeze built and built... Suddenly, it EXPLODED, and the Huge Green Snot From Hell shot out of my nose with the speed of a high-velocity projectile, and landed with an audible "SPLAT!!!" on the tile floor, just inches from her foot. She looked at me with an expression of abject disgust on her face. I was crushed. Everyone was laughing. I had to clean it up, and it was so thick and disgusting, all it would do is smear. :'( |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by echo on Apr 7th, 2005, 9:46am Nice one Frank! Reminds me of my first meeting with my new staff several years ago. Having contracted Alopecia Universalis the hair loss has unexpected side effects. One of which is not knowing when your nose is running. There I am in front of the staff at the end of a large conference table, establishing ground rules, escalation procedures, and strategic plans my nose failing to alert me to the fact that snot is moving and out comes a huge drop and splats on the table. Everyone was wide eyed and trying not to laugh. So I stood up, pointed at it and exclaimed "Wow! Check that out --- that's class". They all laughed and I then explained what had just happened and why. At least it established that I do have a sense of humor. |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Frank_W on Apr 7th, 2005, 9:55am LOL, Echo! Reminds me of the firing range at Ft. Leonard Wood, in the dead of January. Our faces would go numb from the cold, and all of us would have snot-encrusted upper lips. LOL |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Kim Y. on Apr 7th, 2005, 10:19am The Gas chamber that military train with. We would go in and the drill SGT wanted us to take off our mask and the CS Gas was so strong that our noses would run and get this you couldn't wipe it because the CS was on your clothing so if you rubed your eyes or face it would burn. We all walked out with snot down to our knees. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Frank_W on Apr 7th, 2005, 10:54am Ah yes... The CS chamber!! LOL!! Snot-slingin'!!! LOL! |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by taraann on Apr 7th, 2005, 12:40pm Kim your grocery shopping story reminded me of one. Here I am in some nice pants, a nice dress shirt, all made up, hair done nice. Was feeling pretty good about looking nice (never seem to get the time to get dressed up, even if it is a date at the grocery with 2 preschoolers). About halfway through shopping I realized I forgot shoes. I had on my ratty slippers. Oh well, finished my shopping anyways, wierd looks and all. |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Karla on Apr 7th, 2005, 3:37pm My husband used to train and put guys through the gas chamber in the military daily. Boy I heard lots of stories. Diddn't sound to pleasant. My worse moment was when I was at church. I used the bathroom and then walked out and started to mingle. My skirt had static cling and was up around my waist in the backside. :-[ :'( I wanted to die. One nice sister came up and told me and helped me get situated. |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Frank_W on Apr 7th, 2005, 3:43pm Mari and I were still dating, and we had reservations at a really NICE restaurant, so I was dressed in a gray, doublebreasted suit, and took the trains (90 minute ride) to meet up with her in Tokyo. The train was crowded, so I was standing, which was fine with me, because I didn't want my suit to get rumpled. When I got there, Mari took a look at me and said, "You look nice. Your fly's open, though." So I guess half of Tokyo got to check out what color drawers I was wearing. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by ghost62 on Apr 7th, 2005, 4:41pm had to take my german shepard to the vet cause he broke his tool when the lab went into heat. he was fixed 2 years ago when he was 6 mos old. The bad part (for me) was explaining to the kids what happened and then if it doesnt heal right he may have to be put down. still waiting for word on the progress. found him in August when he was about 3 weeks old dumped on the highway. he was barely alive and my son fed and cared for him since. not easy to keep a straight face trying to tell you kid that his dog broke his di#@ and he may not live through it. |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by clarence on Apr 7th, 2005, 6:09pm This is a great thread, IMHO. Thanks y'all for making me feel more comfortable, maybe more normal. I have a couple more moments, but am not sure they are appropriate to share here. This is just sad: on 04/07/05 at 16:41:25, ghost62 wrote:
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by taraann on Apr 7th, 2005, 6:20pm Sorry to hear about your dog... We had a dog once. My dad was giving him a belly rub. Thought he felt a growth. My grandmother then came over to investigate, "she said OMG you better take him to the vet! I think he may have a tumor!" So off to the Vet we go. I waited in the car..... My dad and the dog come out a few minutes later, the dog looks fine, my dad looks very red. Well the dog had an "internal erection". So the dog had a wonderful day. Got felt up by my dad, my grandmother, and the vet. |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Jonny on Apr 7th, 2005, 7:05pm Once I walked into the L st locker room and saw Don.....nevermind ;;D |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by cootie on Apr 7th, 2005, 8:24pm Most embarrassing is when you secretely fart in a store and hurry to walk away cuz it starts to gag you......yer jus glad to get away free and clear....after all it was a sneaky accident and you normally NEVER do stuff like that. Just as you turn to walk away here comes someone a few feet away headin yer direction with kids. A clean escape is not possible......there gonna walk into it any minute now. Kids say such rude things Pam 8) edit: my spelling STINKS.......... |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Frank_W on Apr 7th, 2005, 8:32pm Bookstores make me fart. Horrific, ozone-destroyers that scorch everything in their wake. Invariably, as I hurry from the aisle where the odiferous offering hath been dealt, some hot-lookin' young woman decides to browse down that aisle. Amazon.com doesn't make me fart. (Thank god!!) [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by mynm156 on Apr 7th, 2005, 8:48pm Highschool football! As a runningback I always tried to fight for every inch I could get. Well This is Washington State Near the Pacific National Rain Forest 100plus inches of rain a year. So of course Fridaynight its Raining Im running with like two guys pulling on my legs and DOWN GOES THE PANTS!!!! Jock stayed on but I was stading there 1/2 naked! MYNM156 |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by BobG on Apr 8th, 2005, 5:46am on 04/07/05 at 16:41:25, ghost62 wrote:
THAT is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by kimh on Apr 8th, 2005, 9:31pm To the Secret Farters: He who farts quietly will ALWAYS be bagged and destined for shame and disappointment. They gotta be LOUD. They gotta know NO boundaries. Ya gotta fart with AUTHORITY people!!!! I guarantee it won't stink and you will always know exactly where ya stand 8) Get everything rite out there in the open. Folks'll do one of two things: 1. they will exhibit immediate shock and revulsion in which case you flip them the bird and burp and blow; or 2. they will grin in cheerful empathy in which case you've made a friend for life :). Mrs. Beano |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Frank_W on Apr 8th, 2005, 10:21pm When Mari was in the hospital, getting ready to give birth to our daughter, Julia, she was esconced in the labor and delivery room, and I had to run out to the car to get something. All through the pregnancy, people had been kidding me about "sympathetic labor." As I boarded the elevator to go back up to the L&D ward, I was doubled over with the WORST abdominal pain I've ever experienced. My forehead and upper lip beaded up with a cold sweat, it hurt so bad!! Through gritted teeth, I moaned, "Ah god.... Sympathetic labor!!!" As the elevator crested the floor I was to get out at, I "gave birth" to the raunchiest, most horrific, butt-hair scorching fart that has ever been unleashed upon this planet. Holy mother of God..... After that, I felt all better, and I walked down the hallway with a satisfied grin, mopping my forehead with the back of my hand. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by taraann on Apr 8th, 2005, 11:20pm My husband almost missed the birth or our daughter, cause he was busy "giving birth" himself in the bathroom. |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by cootie on Apr 9th, 2005, 12:14am Tryin to explain the kleenex that came outa the top of my shirt was a bad moement in time at age 16 with freinds and my date......think anyone believed me when I tried to plain faced exlplain it's where I kept my spare for when my nose ran ? Don't squeeze the Charmin Pam If you fart in a box with the smell remain ??? |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by clarence on Apr 9th, 2005, 12:38am on 04/08/05 at 21:31:26, kimh wrote:
Went to see the Sox - Blue Jays game tonight (Sox win 6-5 by the way!). The guy sitting 3 down from me ripped a loud and smelly one. The woman next to him looked towards me and Sarah in disgust, holding her nose. The guy sat there and pretended nothing happened. What a wanker! He was wearing a Jays jersey. Yankees still suck. casey |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by taraann on Apr 9th, 2005, 12:45am on 04/09/05 at 00:14:51, cootie wrote:
Does a car with the windows up count? Hubby farted, when we were about to get out. We practically DOVE out of the car. Visited my mom for almost an hour. Went to get back in the car and OMG, the smell almost knocked us over! |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by cootie on Apr 9th, 2005, 1:11am Yeah but jus think......the smell was probly ON YOU GUYS when you walked in your mom's door ! Kinda like people who smoke have that ashtray smell. Let the smell be with you Pam |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Langa on Apr 9th, 2005, 5:01pm Interesting...I was wondering how long it would take for the embarrassment stories to turn to dumps and farts...the stories had me hysterical though...thanks for the laughs... Uh, Kim...you must know my brother...he strongly beleives that if ur going to fart, you must give it your all and if you truly love him you'll give him a high five... :-[ I just tell him he can kiss my ass...pig! Frank, bookstores??? You guys are all crazy... Langa |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by high_commander on Apr 9th, 2005, 11:36pm Since the thread has taken a somewhat smelly turn...I have one of those questions that make you go Hmmmmmm.....Why do farts smell worse when your in the tub ? With all the odour experts here, I can't be the first to notice this ? Doesen't the water clean them ? Is it because they have to travel farther from your butt to the air ? Is it because your unwilling to dive from the tub, soaking wet, and streak nekkid from the biffy, to avoid the consequences of your own dietary habits ? Important query from a messed up mind Danielle |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by clarence on Apr 10th, 2005, 12:48am on 04/09/05 at 23:36:45, high_commander wrote:
You are bizzare! Umm, I have never farted in the tub...yeah...so I can't answer your question... ::) Casey |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by cootie on Apr 10th, 2005, 1:21am The sound is louder too in the tub........sound around Pam |
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Title: Re: embarrassing moment... Post by Frank_W on Apr 10th, 2005, 4:57pm It doesn't smell until the bubbles pop. Those things are like stench grenades!! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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