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Title: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by PrettyH8Machine on Apr 5th, 2005, 6:29pm I live two blocks from QuickTrip. I was walking home with a QT bag with some groceries. A stupid Granite cop pulls up next to me and asks "What are you doing out this late?" Um, DUH? I just responded, "What does it look like?" He asked for my ID and (I've always wanted to do this) I waved my hand like a true Jedi would and said "You don't need to see any ID." The cop got out, so I fished out my wallet. The joke was over though when he had my hands on the car frisking me. I pointed to my apartment and he let me go. He told me next time not to be such a wise guy. In this town, I am lucky I didn't get arrested or Rodney Kinged. I am glad he let me go, as I am wanted in seven states for tearing those "DO NOT REMOVE" tags off of mattresses and pillows. ;;D Hardened Criminal, Freek with a feather in his cap |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by BlueMeanie on Apr 5th, 2005, 6:36pm on 04/05/05 at 18:29:40, PrettyH8Machine wrote:
LOL Carl, glad you didn't go to the slammer. You know that's a felony. ;;D |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by Frank_W on Apr 5th, 2005, 7:36pm Day-um!! C-dawgl, skulkin' around in the hood an' shit, bangin' wit' th' po-po!! |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by nani on Apr 5th, 2005, 7:43pm I'd have gotten an ass whuppin' I'm sure. I have no patience for that kind of crap. My attitude has always been that the local police work for me... My taxes pay for them. I probably would've said something like..."I'm walking home, dumbass...stop wasting the time I pay you for and go catch some badguys." ::) Then I would've told him to find some tattooed, heavy metal type and harrass him instead. ;) ;;D |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by bigAl on Apr 5th, 2005, 8:04pm Was the cop going to arrest you for carrying groceries home, or for being out of practice on your old Jedi tricks. ??? http://www.starwars.ndo.co.uk/episodes4-6/yoda.jpg |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by don on Apr 5th, 2005, 8:08pm You should have kicked him in the nuts and taken him to the ground. Ya big sissy. |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by Kevin_M on Apr 5th, 2005, 8:18pm on 04/05/05 at 18:29:40, PrettyH8Machine wrote:
Carl, the force be with you dude, it was frisking you. Kevin M |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by cootie on Apr 5th, 2005, 9:41pm I know people in our town that got cuffed walkin home from work LATE nite (one guy was a college dude that worked as a bartender).....they keep tabs on late niters in case they jus robbed raped or pilaged to get that money to buy them things in that little bag. And gives em a reason to check you out......jus in case yer wanted. Apparently harden'd criminals only come out at nite. Guess sumone was bein a 'peeking tom' so the guy walkin fit the suspect list. Takes the fun outa goin out for dinner and a few drinks with freinds walkin or driven. Nite stalker Pam You can get arrested walkin around at nite the same as if you was cruisein late at nite......esp if ya got a beer. Towns around here have renegade cops. Stead of waitin fer DRUNKS to leave bars they jus pick n choose like a lottery. Someone has to be the decoy I guess. |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by Charlie on Apr 6th, 2005, 12:38am Life is hell for us children of the night Carl. All they do is shine a spotlight on me and they quickly take off. I know I'm ugly but I'm startin' to get pissed. Charlie |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by sandie99 on Apr 6th, 2005, 12:44am Must have been a slow night there... ;;D |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by cootie on Apr 6th, 2005, 12:59am I'm about ready to have a run in with somebody about a huge gigantic dog the neighbors let loose late at nite that comes over here !! It gets my old jack russle dog loose somehow....he's stiff and half dead in morning after a long nite of CHASEING things....he chases cars too. That dog runs around my kennel too makein them all bark.I don't want STRAYS here or harrassin my other dog gettin it loose. Can you arrest a dog.....how bout cuff him. I know I can SHOOT him.........he's here every nite by 1:00 am. Been up all nite alot of nights as he ran around makein my kennel get stirred up and bark.Arggghhhhhh.......bang bang roll over and play dead doggie Pam >:( |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by zrmulcahy on Apr 6th, 2005, 1:19am I just saw a cop pull over a bike (not a motorcycle) for running a red light on my way home tonight. Sad. |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by ClusterChuck on Apr 6th, 2005, 3:02am Maybe I am wierd, but the same thing happened to me, many (TOO many!!!) years ago. I have a different outlook on it than the rest of you. I showed the officer my identification and answered his questions, and then I thanked him for keeping such a good eye on my neighborhood. I felt very good knowing that they were there, checking on people wandering around in the early morning hours. Just my outlook. I am glad they do that. Chuck |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by Frank_W on Apr 6th, 2005, 8:21am Krispy-Creme surrenders. "Someone set us up the donut bomb!" "All your donut are belong to us." [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by don on Apr 6th, 2005, 9:51am Back in the day I used to get stopped all the time at night. Maybe wearing the ski mask in July was a bad idea. |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by Jimi on Apr 6th, 2005, 5:51pm Thanks Chuck. |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by Linda_Howell on Apr 6th, 2005, 6:03pm Quote:
Charlie I am going to get angry if I hear you talk like that anymore my friend. You aren't ugly...why, you had Edna and I fighting over you for Pete's sake. (I was wondering when you'd see this Jimi) Yes. Thank you Chuck for saying what a few of us think. Cops are not there just to harrasss us. Some of them give up their lives to save innocent victims. The rest are just doing their job of trying to make a differance by getting the streets safer. Linda |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by ghost62 on Apr 6th, 2005, 6:19pm I agree ! MMMMMMMMM donuts [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by Frank_W on Apr 6th, 2005, 8:25pm That little parakeet of Officer Friendly's was mighty tasty, though... ;;D |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by PrettyH8Machine on Apr 7th, 2005, 1:45am [smiley=crackup.gif] You guys are killing me! Seriously, just what the dr ordered for today. Been a very bad one, and have an appt with the Doc in the morning. Not sleeping again, getting hammered left and right and way extended on Trex (almost out!) Demanding o2 again tomorrow. Actually, I have no problem with cops. Never even been arrested for anything (and hope to keep it that way.)I've come close a few times though. I have a couple of friends who are cops. However, alot of the cops in this town are crooked bastages and like to harrass people for no reason. A childhood friend of mine became a cop with the GC police force, and wound up quitting because he felt like he could not perform to his capacity knowing the things he knew about a few comrades. I do know one thing: I want out of this fricken hell hole town. Beam me the fuck up already Scotty! Carl D |
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Title: Re: I had a run-in with Officer Friendly at 2:45am Post by notseinfeld on Apr 7th, 2005, 11:28pm These are not the grocery droids you're looking for....... |
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